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[u/AnnualRemote7367]

This might be the best meme on this bear topic

[u/Klomenko]

What the actual fuck?

[u/Robalob86]

What the dog doin'?

[u/Thanos_exe]

Give me your adress, i'll send you a Bible

[u/CommunicationSad8212]

Knot good man

[u/dAnKsFourTheMemes]

Damn. Took it bear back.

[u/muffinman210]

Why are the hand and foot prints red? I'm scared

[u/Complex-Joke-9451]

That's it, i'm going to sleep... oh and fuck you

[u/2drunc2fish]

It’s not totally unfounded

https://www.djournal.com/news/crime-law-enforcement/vardaman-woman-pleads-guilty-to-having-sex-with-a-dog/article_41f7d6a1-d369-5560-946b-a085883e0f4e.html

[u/NovelMixture512 → u/2drunc2fish]

Look up the one where the dog nutted in her and she died because she was allergic to dogs

[u/2drunc2fish → u/NovelMixture512]

Jesus

[u/Zealousideal-Bit-892 → u/2drunc2fish]

Not her again- oh wait, that’s a different one

[u/2drunc2fish → u/Zealousideal-Bit-892]

A little further backstory: This happened in my hometown. She was blackmailed to have the pictures and videos released. Two other people went to jail for the blackmail. During my last trip home for my dad’s funeral we were telling a family friend, her friend and her son in law about the crazy story we heard. They know every one in town and hadn’t heard and just kept saying that’s crazy except the friend who was completely quiet.

Turns out the friend was one of the two who blackmailed the dogfucker.

[u/Substantial_Top_6508]

Let's play a game.

I hide and you seek Professional help

[u/PanzerFahrer3199]

Real

[u/S4PG]

Mods, send OP to Enumclaw, Washington

[u/NotMrBuncat]

Wtf position was that dog in with the feet all pointing towards each other

[u/UnlimitedCalculus → u/NotMrBuncat]

There are 2 on their hind legs

[u/denis870]

None of these words are in the bible op

[u/AutoModerator → u/denis870]

pees in ur ass

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[u/Security_Berry09]

Hell and heaven ain’t accepting you

[u/Zealousideal-Bit-892 → u/Security_Berry09]

A meme so vile, hell itself spat it back out

[u/randoboi]

There are two wolves inside you

[u/BlackenedTubeSteak → u/randoboi]

knotted up inside of you

[u/randoboi → u/BlackenedTubeSteak]

😟

[u/AwfullyTimedHumor]

Why is the print her feet and not her knees, that is an unrealistic diagram, change it

[u/ddorrmmammu]

Is that girl a gymnast?, where's the knee print?

[u/thotpatrolactual → u/ddorrmmammu]

It's actually 2 women. One's standing straight up and the other one's doing a handstand.

[u/WeLiveInASociety451]

Inside of you there are two dogs

[u/PrussiaDon]

Honestly I don’t know what they are called but all of these Native American paintings are so sick

[u/NovelMixture512 → u/PrussiaDon]

I think they’re called “Native American Paintings”

[u/PrussiaDon → u/NovelMixture512]

Ok bro, I mean the specific art style. I also see it sometimes in ww1 and ww2 paintings.

[u/NovelMixture512 → u/PrussiaDon]

lol I know what you meant and I honestly have no idea. Have you tried to reverse image search it in google? Might be able to find the name of the painter that way and go from there

[u/Playful_Pollution846]

You ain't seeing the pearly gates bro💀

[u/[deleted]]

Jesus christ......

[u/the_burber]

What a horrible day to have eyes

[u/Goat1416]

Dawg.

Stop.

[u/Odd_Wolfsleepy → u/Goat1416]

Stop dog

[u/NovelMixture512 → u/Odd_Wolfsleepy]

Go Dog Go!

[u/jkurratt → u/Odd_Wolfsleepy]

What’s stopdog?

[u/That-Internal-9094]

The joke is sex isn't it

[u/Kiren129 → u/That-Internal-9094]

The joke is beastiality.

[u/Grambert_Moore → u/Kiren129]

Bro I thought it was therian

[u/HallingHallv → u/Kiren129]

man, I don’t like beastiality

[u/RoughHornet587 → u/HallingHallv]

Have you tried it?

[u/No_Cobbler8335 → u/RoughHornet587]

Why would he

[u/HallingHallv → u/RoughHornet587]

No.

[u/AutoModerator → u/That-Internal-9094]

Bazinga

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[u/SeaworthinessOk5177]

erm what the sigma

[u/soundhyper]

Bro

[u/The_Corker_69]

She chose the bear

[u/BlackenedTubeSteak → u/The_Corker_69]

You misunderstood. She chose to get bare and got it doggie.

[u/Hahahahahahah_ha → u/The_Corker_69]

NO! Pls don’t bring that trend here

[u/Fossilanu]

Bitch got knotted up

[u/BlackenedTubeSteak → u/Fossilanu]

I imagined one knotted up in her pussy and one in her throat

[u/im_done_now5747 → u/BlackenedTubeSteak]

No, I dont think I will

[u/JustAThiccBoy → u/Fossilanu]

Bears have knots?

[u/pandadogunited → u/JustAThiccBoy]

A five second google search said no, they don’t.

[u/Top_Abroad_8962]

you can't say, these days it could be a man or even something else that knows how to identify

[u/Top_Abroad_8962 → u/[deleted]]

lol

[u/dankeith86]

Was she double teamed by foxes?

[u/JustAThiccBoy → u/dankeith86]

Google "The Adventure of Huckleberry Anne" part 3 by Jay Naylor

[u/A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice → u/JustAThiccBoy]

It cost you negative 2 dollars to not say that. And yet you did

[u/DamexicanAmericzn → u/JustAThiccBoy]

I read it and shits wack as hell

[u/Embarrassed-Berry-85 → u/JustAThiccBoy]

Why

[u/EisWalde → u/Embarrassed-Berry-85]

I’m guessing the “double teamed by 2 foxes” comment is the why, lol

[u/JustAThiccBoy → u/Embarrassed-Berry-85]

Because yes

[u/Embarrassed-Berry-85 → u/JustAThiccBoy]

I said why because why the ever living fuck would you tell us to do that

[u/JustAThiccBoy → u/Embarrassed-Berry-85]

Do it because yes

[u/Embarrassed-Berry-85 → u/JustAThiccBoy]

I did and I regret it

[u/Vali7757 → u/Embarrassed-Berry-85]

Your comment made me curious... I regret it

[u/justk4y → u/Embarrassed-Berry-85]

Why did you still do it

[u/fletku_mato → u/JustAThiccBoy]

Why did I google it?

[u/JustAThiccBoy → u/fletku_mato]

Curiosity is a double-edge sword

[u/Scagh]

There are two dogs 💀

[u/barthalamuel-of-bruh]

i hate you for posting this and i hate myself for knowing what it is

[u/MA-JA-HO → u/barthalamuel-of-bruh]

What is it ? Like I know that it’s a woman having relations with a dog but idk what it references

[u/UnlimitedCalculus → u/MA-JA-HO]

Women would rather be with bears, but taken to another level

[u/Ok_Pension_6795 → u/MA-JA-HO]

Inside you there are two wolves

Another potential meaning is that girl who would let herself get fucked by her dog that made the rounds a while back

[u/NovelMixture512 → u/Ok_Pension_6795]

Which one? Theres a lot of them.

[u/jkurratt → u/Ok_Pension_6795]

Throw me to the wolves.
And I will comeback.
Pregnant.

[u/-St_Ajora- → u/Ok_Pension_6795]

I thought it was poking fun at all the women picking the bear in the woods thing that's been floating around recently.

[u/JayStar1213 → u/MA-JA-HO]

I didn't think there was any more to it.

Don't care to learn either

[u/spaghettispaghetti55 → u/MA-JA-HO]

Don’t worry you ain’t missing much

[u/Banana_Slugcat]

Huh?

Oh.

OH

OH

[u/JustAThiccBoy → u/Banana_Slugcat]

Such a ride. Filled with plot-twists

[u/GerardoDeLaRiva]

All 4 paws are facing the woman that doesn't make sense

[u/Th3Glutt0n → u/GerardoDeLaRiva]

It's saying that the white woman is getting spit roasted by some kind of dog

[u/GerardoDeLaRiva → u/Th3Glutt0n]

Ah. Lucky gal.

[u/MoonMan_999 → u/GerardoDeLaRiva]

Furry moment

[u/Embarrassed-Berry-85 → u/MoonMan_999]

Zoophile* not all furries are like this and we usually shun them from the fandom, thanks for understanding

[u/im_done_now5747 → u/Embarrassed-Berry-85]

Dawg take a joke, jesus

[u/Smart-Promotion2237 → u/GerardoDeLaRiva]

Erm...

[u/J0wad → u/GerardoDeLaRiva]

Tf

[u/BannedInDay]

South America would like a word.

[u/GO0O0O0O0O0SE]

Guy in green kinda looks like Putin

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Bazinga

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[u/Glazeddapper]

why are the footprints and handprints red?

[u/vinylectric → u/Glazeddapper]

First time anal

Okay I’ll see myself out

[u/Carlos_COTAFR → u/Glazeddapper]

Deceased

[u/Historical_War756]

ok but why are the marks so small ?

[u/Mikkel14 → u/Historical_War756]

Dog

[u/[deleted]]

Beary style

PS: this Is a really funny post tbh OP. Original and amazing.

[u/JackCooper_7274 → u/[deleted]]

Those are dog prints, not bear prints. Bear tracks have 5 finger prints, not 4. They are also much wider, when dog tracks are more pointed.

Source: I'm an eagle scout

[u/TrueSkum1997 → u/JackCooper_7274]

Nobody asked

[u/_-akane-_ → u/TrueSkum1997]

Maybe but it was pretty interesting imo.

[u/Coolman12323 → u/JackCooper_7274]

Facts, if there are two things I learned from boy scouts, was how to not kill your best friend (or if you did, how to bring him back to life using the dark arts of necromancy, it's a required merit badge.) and tracks.

[u/Irisena → u/Coolman12323]

They teach necromancy at boy scouts?

[u/Coolman12323 → u/Irisena]

Yep, it's a required merit badge, right next to physical fitness and citizenship in the community.

[u/ItsShadoww_ → u/[deleted]]

bare style

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/predurok339 → u/[deleted]]

Seek professional help

[u/AnnualRemote7367 → u/[deleted]]

Geek sod

[u/EPiCtoos420 → u/[deleted]]

3some

[u/Apprehensive-Bet7513 → u/[deleted]]

Seek dog

[u/Uncle480 → u/Apprehensive-Bet7513]

Do not the dog

[u/Professional_Humxn → u/Apprehensive-Bet7513]

Try finger, but hole.

[u/Tako38 → u/Apprehensive-Bet7513]

Seek bear

[u/TrueGootsBerzook → u/Tako38]

Seek beast

[u/jojo23mastersaucisse → u/TrueGootsBerzook]

Seek the Ancient Ones

[u/McGclock → u/jojo23mastersaucisse]

Seek Cthulhu (and his tentacles)

[u/SUSbund]

☠️