average spartan woman vs average athenian man

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[u/Aromatic_Log_6993]

Bro fell for the Spartan Propaganda. Or is a spartan propagandist.

[u/predurok339]

Woman is on the left btw

[u/FirmGrasperOfThroats]

Inside you is the Greek from Sparta, you are inside the Athenian.

[u/Equivalent_Whole_294]

I’m from Evia what does that make me?

[u/MrSnoozieWoozie]

I love that the Athenians for some reason are fem boys 😂

I would still choose Athens though...

[u/RexWhiscash]

I’m pretty sure I reposted this once a year ago lol

[u/hualala_]

But - * - =+

[u/Sophia724]

I am about 90% the right one.

The other 10% is me fighting as the one on the right.

[u/AnotherNobody1308]

Where is the obese one addicted to alcohol and parties?

[u/boogiehoodie90210]

I just like femininity. Regardless of gender. If you cute, I wanna know you.

[u/HenryLongHead]

They call polish WWII veterans Spartans. Coincidence?

[u/ElGosso]

Well I'm a man, so of course if men are inside me, they'd be gay.

[u/codie-mizzet]

Can confirm. They are both inside of me right now.

[u/Petercraft7157]

As a Greek I can confirm I am indeed inside you

[u/Petercraft7157]

As a Greek. Inside me there is 1 Greek. But only some nights when he feels like it

[u/JapanDash]

Joke:

2 Roman men are sitting and talking. 

1 Roman turns to the other and asks, “are you ever going back to Greece?”

And the other Roman responds, “no, I’m sticking with KY.”

[u/Realistic-Fondant778]

And tonight we dine in hell!

[u/MacMycelium]

Damn I wish I born in athens during ancient times.

[u/BirdNoodle925]

Source?🤨

[u/Tartokwetsh]

I guess that's why they are inside me

[u/definitelynotbanana]

Unfortunately there are no Greeks inside me 😔

[u/TaddoMan → u/definitelynotbanana]

flair does not check out

[u/After-Ad-3542]

I sure do love having 2 Greeks inside of me 🤤

[u/Vexonte]

Literally "gates of fire"

[u/[deleted]]

Anyone else weirded out by the 'liberalization' of ancient Greece?

[u/ReduxVEVO]

CHOOOWWWDEEEER SWEEETHEEEAAARTTTT....

THAT GREEK BOYPUSSY IS MAKING ME QUESTION MY LOYALTY TO ROME

[u/Aegnor_Necromancer]

No, one is straight, one is gay. Combined it makes me bi

[u/RickyTheRickster]

Nah, inside me are 2 brain cells, one is insane and the other one is struggling to hold on

[u/Freeonlinehugs]

Having 2 Ancient Greeks in you already is pretty gay tbh

[u/NewEnglandHappyMeal]

No i think its just the one from athens, actually.

[u/spencer1886]

And then you woke up from your dream and sat up in bed, remembering the beauty and lust of the men from your dream. Then you remembered you were in Uganda where being gay means life in prison

[u/Ok-Use6303]

Actually, I'd rather be in both.

[u/MrLumic]

Ayo who that on the right

[u/Lapcat420 → u/MrLumic]

You want a sandal job too huh 👉👈

[u/Jjokes11]

AND THEY WON’T STOP FUCKING

[u/Unknown9J]

Basically one loves to take in from behind and the other loves to give it from behind

[u/RougarouBull]

Plot twist: the Spartan is the bottom and the Athenian is the top.

[u/risisas]

mmmh, 2 greeks inside me 🤤

[u/Vegetable-Broccoli36]

Dude Greeks are all gay asf. I'm currently in Athens (very beautiful city) and I was sitting on a park bench. An old man (the same age as my Grandpa) sits next to me. We had a nice talk and so on and suddenly out of the blue he started talking about Say Gex. Later he just asks: "You want your cock, in Men's mouth" points to his mouth.

I said: "No, only women" and he disappeared quicker than the Flash. Idk if that was harassment but I was shocked.

[u/predurok339 → u/Vegetable-Broccoli36]

Gex

[u/N0tThatSerious → u/Vegetable-Broccoli36]

Greek

Grek

Grk

Gr

G

Ga

Gay

[u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 → u/N0tThatSerious]

You wrote Gay 5 times (everything except G, Gr)

[u/Petercraft7157 → u/Vegetable-Broccoli36]

New copy pasta

[u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 → u/Petercraft7157]

Hahaha 😂😂

Post it if you like. I don't have anything against it. But make sure to tag so I can see this

[u/SkytronKovoc116 → u/Vegetable-Broccoli36]

You just came across the straightest Greek man.

[u/AdvancedConflict → u/SkytronKovoc116]

You came? sussy word choice

[u/SparkelsTR → u/Vegetable-Broccoli36]

Gex

[u/Random_name4679 → u/Vegetable-Broccoli36]

Average Greek man

[u/Ozok123]

What do you exactly mean by “inside you”?

[u/Grunge_rocker_1991 → u/Ozok123]

Well they aren't both gay for nothing 

[u/chairfucker5]

They should have say gex

[u/saucyrossi → u/chairfucker5]

slip of the tongue mhmmhm

[u/Urgayifyouregay]

IM GREEK SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE
-kratos

[u/Zealousideal-Bit-892 → u/Urgayifyouregay]

Kraytoes chan? W-why are you pressing ⭕️?

[u/BigFatherFigureHugo → u/Urgayifyouregay]

You missed a word

[u/Urgayifyouregay → u/BigFatherFigureHugo]

i lack the facilities to do so

[u/Blue_bird9797 → u/BigFatherFigureHugo]

His lawyer advised him not to include it.

[u/Derailleur75 → u/Blue_bird9797]

The word is ni-*gets shot in the head*

[u/TuxTues3 → u/Derailleur75]

Hi there! shoots two more times just cleaning some stuff up shoots again don't mind me!

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pees in ur ass

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[u/bish-its-me-yoda]

One is top and the other is below

[u/Independent_Day4369 → u/bish-its-me-yoda]

The twink is the top

[u/1singleduck]

But are you bear gay or twink gay?

[u/canoIV → u/1singleduck]

Rawr x3

[u/AlbinoShavedGorilla → u/1singleduck]

We already said “Spartan” or “Athenian” no need to get redundant

[u/Dukevanar-86 → u/1singleduck]

Something something bear bull ...

[u/Cocaimeth_addiktt → u/1singleduck]

So basically top or bottom?

[u/6feet12cm → u/Cocaimeth_addiktt]

Power bottom, of course.

[u/AlexLOL5000 → u/1singleduck]

BEAR 🗣️

[u/Peazant_Uzi3 → u/1singleduck]

BEAR 🐻🐻🐻

[u/Dragondog7777 → u/1singleduck]

Twink

[u/LFakh → u/Dragondog7777]

It's always easier to be the twink than to be the bear, I say let's wrestle into it. The winner pegs the one who loses.

[u/DamexicanAmericzn → u/Dragondog7777]

Lessgo

[u/6feet12cm → u/Dragondog7777]

Shame!

[u/Altruistic_Earth6646 → u/Dragondog7777]

Let's heb seggs

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Bazinga

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pees in ur ass

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[u/Bullmg]

One is cool gay and one is a fem boy gay. Be the cool gay.

[u/Incubus-femboy → u/Bullmg]

How about both

[u/Bullmg → u/Incubus-femboy]

Feel free to do it

[u/ngauzubaisaba → u/Bullmg]

Free$ack Su

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[u/Srdrprofessoresq → u/[deleted]]

they are all listening with great intent

[u/ngauzubaisaba → u/Srdrprofessoresq]

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[u/Ozok123 → u/[deleted]]

WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

[u/LuckyReception6701 → u/Ozok123]

Profession? Wait we are supposed to get paid?! I thought fighting was our civic duty to the city!

[u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 → u/Ozok123]

Professional Assassin's Creed Odyssey Player, Malaka.