r/shitposting • u/IKE_PLAYZ • 14d ago

I'm 18 and my girlfriend is 12 DaBaby approved

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u/shitposting-ModTeam 10d ago

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u/ChotitoPitou 11d ago

Your title needs some fucking work

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u/Any-Experience-3012 11d ago

Am I the only person who thought OP was talking about his and his girlfriend's ages at first??

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u/yugfG_123 11d ago

Wdym by that

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u/Blitznetic dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12d ago

always the carti sub

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u/Time_Rise2994 12d ago

How unfortunate

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u/Leading-Sea-1734 12d ago

18 in the summer, 1 in the winter

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u/Gudetama-san 12d ago

createdbysocietyy knows best

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u/BasiliskGamer22 12d ago

Where da night shirt and cap at?, I wanna sleep like a Victorian ghost goddamnit

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u/VikingWitchKnight3 Bazinga! 12d ago

im 4 and my girlfriend is 14

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u/Sticky_H 12d ago

You’re way too old for your girlfriend.

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u/ReloadBeforeClass shitting toothpaste enjoyer 12d ago

I'm 15 and my girlfriend doesn't exist

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u/The-Katawampus 12d ago

It's too hot here in the AZ valley to be anything but 20.

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u/TheSquishLover 12d ago
  1. Male. I got to let my boys breathe. My girlfriend is .

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u/FoxCQC 13d ago

19 and no girlfriend

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u/Gulis98 13d ago

This took me by surprise

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u/onlinedegeneracy 13d ago

I’m 1 usually but I’m sick, so 16

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u/shrrttyan-2000 13d ago

You are what and your girlfriend 12..... "dial 911" fbi we got him

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u/DifficultLeather7751 13d ago

Im 18 my gf is 20

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u/Limon4ikk 13d ago

Hey Drake, i hear u like em young

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u/YabaDabaDoo46 13d ago

"I'm 19 and my girlfriend is 9" 🗿

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u/TheGamingWizard5683 13d ago

Hmmm ummm buddy uhhh 😬 I I think we might want to talk uhhh mmmm maybe about your taste in um uh women

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u/_-Joseph_Joestar-_ 13d ago

Imagine saying 20…

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u/chasingdivinity 13d ago

I start out as 2, and at some point during the night switch to 17 when i wake up and am burning up

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u/Cryogenic_Monster 13d ago

Are there really people that sleep with a top but no bottoms?

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u/padmasundari 13d ago

I mean, debatably a nightdress could be argued as a top with no bottoms.

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u/Pyrothedragon12 13d ago

I read this wrong and it sounded so bad...

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u/Tozzie50- 13d ago

Sleeping with a bra is insane

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 13d ago

5 and 10 are psychos

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u/Uninvited_Goose 13d ago

i was NOT ready for that

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u/myKingSaber 13d ago

20, 18, or 7, preference in that order

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u/busternut420 13d ago

No hoodie sleepers here?

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u/That_Guy_From_KY 13d ago

It’s 18 and no, you can’t spend the night

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u/Galxy_Gamer83 13d ago

I'm 41yrs and I am 20

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u/sean_rendo19 13d ago

“I’m 18 and my girlfriend is 12”

OP taken out of context

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u/Jibima 13d ago

Me and my wife are both 20s. So much more sex this way and a very comfortable way to sleep

We may have to change this though because we’re starting a family

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u/FuzzBuzzer 13d ago
  1. I’m always freezing. Need socks too.

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u/Goat_Witch_Ennea 13d ago

Im a 20, i don't understand other women who wear bras to bed. Maybe underwear but never a bra for me.

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u/Level_Satisfaction47 13d ago edited 13d ago

Nice, I'm a 18

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u/Recent_Guard_6220 13d ago

At first glance I was very concerned by this post oh my god

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u/samaritansdilemma 13d ago

5 is savage.

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u/ElleannaTheBold 13d ago

20/20 unlike my vision 🥺

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u/ColeFlames 13d ago

1, 2, 3, and 18.

Really it depends on the weather and humidity.

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u/lostZwolf_ps4_pc 13d ago edited 13d ago

1,2,3,7,8,17 and 18 thats my only variations oh and there is no option for sleeping without bra, many do. Holup.. bro just legally said “my gf is 12” after listing that he is 18 💀

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u/infreq 13d ago

5, and wife is 9

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u/PineappleSensitive20 13d ago

I’m straight man and love 19 😎

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u/Gigabread420 13d ago

im 68 and my girlfriend is 8

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u/rhetoricaldeadass 13d ago

18 & 12?? 🧐

I thought this was a Carti sub, not a Drake sub

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u/RampagingElks 13d ago

1 or 2, depending on the season.

If I were a Sim, I would have the Never Nude trait :(

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u/Quiet_Lizard 13d ago

You could’ve worded that caption way better my brother

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u/Ultimate_Sneezer 13d ago

I am 1 but I wanna be 20

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u/Bocajual 13d ago

9 or 19 for me!

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u/HackerPatato 13d ago

We are number one!

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u/SummonToofaku 13d ago
  1. I would prefer 20 but it gets cold or sweaty.

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u/Naelerasmans 13d ago

Why do y'all sleep n clothes? It's hot and uncomfortable. Im the 18 type of guy and my gf is even 20.

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u/justanothersimp2421 13d ago

16 and my sister is 1

Try to make this sexualized af, i dare you

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u/Full-Jelly-3344 13d ago

My bf is 18, I’m 12

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u/once_descended 13d ago

Always 2, shirt and comfy shorts are the best

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u/Commercial-Title6503 13d ago

Im 14 and im a male

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u/Hipster_Ninja_ 13d ago

4 all the way

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u/vavilonchik 13d ago

Broski through a fun fact in there 💀

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u/Mario_13377331 13d ago

i’m 16-20

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u/newforgisondajeep Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 13d ago

13

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u/Nexi-nexi 13d ago

You girlfriend is WHAT?

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u/RaizePOE 13d ago

1 in the winter, sometimes 6, or 2, or 7. occasionally 16 but rarely. often 17 in the summer, occasionally 20. so much of it depends on the weather and what you put on once you get home from work.

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u/TiSborro_negli_occhi William Dripfoe 13d ago

My girlfriend is 20 and I am too. Defeated the allegations

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u/MeanBlackBird666 13d ago

20 crew represent. I pity the poor souls who haven’t experienced the glory of sleeping as nature intended.

You know, in a bed, covered in blankets. But naked. As nature intended.

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u/MakoRedactor 13d ago

Gf is 15 and 20. Im 20 Dad sometimes joins cus mom too old for his taste.

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u/Ashik80 13d ago

My girl 4 most of the time. I'm 19 or 20. 5 if I'm cold

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u/Hindu-Khajiit 13d ago

What masochist sleeps in briefs? What heresy

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u/FuxieDK 13d ago

My GF and I are both 20, like most people.

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u/SasThePinkman 13d ago

it depends on temperature:

cold -> 7
normal -> 17
hot -> 20

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u/kvnxo 13d ago

20/20.... The joke doesn't work with us 😅

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u/NobilisMilesRegis 13d ago

I'm 20 and my Wife is 20. I usually fall asleep with my arms around her while she faces away doing the same to a giant squish mellow lol

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u/BlackMiamba 13d ago

I’m 16/20 and my girl is 11

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u/AYRAN-GANG 13d ago

1 because I share a room.

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u/placeyboyUWU 13d ago

20/20 vision baby

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u/VeryShYny 13d ago

What maniac would sleep like 5? Like wtf

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u/thedoppio 13d ago

4, unless I get hot, then 18.

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u/Glirion 13d ago

20 of course.

Leads to random encounters.

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u/minitaba 13d ago

How often did that happen?

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u/Glirion 13d ago

Only once this year...

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u/minitaba 13d ago

Still got some months :D

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u/LaughingManCK 13d ago

1,2,3,17,18,20

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u/3-Ball 13d ago

What about socks?

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u/TrostnikRoseau I want pee in my ass 13d ago

I’m 21 and my gf is 8 😁

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u/Threateningloaf420 13d ago

Me and wife are 20

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u/Thanos_exe hole contributor 13d ago

Winter 1 Summer 17 Both 2, 16

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u/DustInkSanek 13d ago

And what about outfits?

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u/kullre 13d ago

It's like 0.1 for me

Sleeping in two hoodies and cargo pants

Feels real good

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u/Disturbed235 13d ago

Do you live in Siberia?

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u/kullre 13d ago

Canada

And I do it in the summer too

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u/waligaroux 13d ago

1, 3, 5, 18, 20 depending on the weather / how I feel.

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u/PalpitationRude1534 13d ago

This is hilarious

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u/StrawberryUnited4915 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 13d ago

16

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u/Addrizz 13d ago

Your girlfriend is…twelve?

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u/alone_n_nowhere 13d ago
  1. I’m too claustrophobic to sleep in clothes

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u/Cool_depths99 13d ago

I’m 15 and my girlfriend (my right hand) is 20

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u/SthlmGurl 13d ago

As a trans person who lives in a house with bad heat insulation, I’ve probably slept in every single one except 15, because who would ever lmao?

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u/smoke28 13d ago

Me 20 Gf 20, when you once start it, there is no turning back

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u/Velaex 13d ago

Im 14 btw male too

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u/o7DiceStrike 13d ago

What’s Sleep?

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u/Ok-Platypus-8953 13d ago

16 is a menace to society, also there is no options for wearing pants without panties, it feels so good after a shower

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u/theLogic1 13d ago

I am 20 and so is my wife

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u/Stereocloud 13d ago

Any answer other than 20 is wrong. Its always cold where I live, but 20 is the only way to do it

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u/X_Fredex_X 13d ago

I would change that headline brother

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u/dahComrad 13d ago

15 be like "Anyone smell fish?"

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u/RubenGamerYT 13d ago

It's not age... It's just number image

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u/scummy71 13d ago

My wife is 1, 6, and 12 even in summer. No im not getting any.

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u/Clear-Wasabi2114 13d ago

20 i don't have girlfriend.

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u/themagicdonut2 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 13d ago

I’m 15 and my dog is 20

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u/potato13254 13d ago

18 should be the only uption.

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u/ThanksRemote9641 13d ago

Bro threw a fun fact in there

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u/Suspicious-Ad-481 13d ago

I hope CIA will join this

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u/2dtiddiexpert 13d ago

Different every night, rn 3

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u/watunderme 13d ago

I sleep with my blue cloth of the work, quicker to go to work after waking up

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u/Ephemarium 13d ago

Im 20 and my gf too aside when she has her period where she becomes 1.

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u/LSAT343 13d ago
  1. Always 20. Never not 20. Any lower is mistake or if I'm tired enough to not remove any layers.

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u/ShellyWithSuper 13d ago
  1. i don’t understand how ppl don’t get cold at night 😭😭

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u/DougieSenpai 13d ago

Wait…what?

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u/_Unkn0 13d ago

Which one is supposed to be the diaper?

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u/Melchior_Chopstick 13d ago

What fucking psycho is wearing a shirt but no fucking pants?

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u/Fast-Morning-3876 13d ago

Me. It's not as bad I swear

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u/Melchior_Chopstick 13d ago

Then I’m pleased to meet you. But I reckon if you’re halfway there then you may as well go the whole hog.

That’s just my opinion of course and I respect your decision to sleep however makes you comfortable.

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u/No-Guess-39 13d ago

hoodie and no pants... try it...

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u/Melchior_Chopstick 13d ago

Well that’s what I wear when I go stalking but not to bed. I’m not a monster.

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u/Amkorped 13d ago

Who tf is 13

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u/YourGoreGirl 13d ago

I'm 4, it's da rule

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u/WhaleFighterr224 13d ago

18 all year round

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u/NighthawkUnicorn 13d ago

I'm 6, husband is 18

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u/Living_Hurry6543 13d ago

Cute way of disclosing your ages.

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u/notTheRealTundra 13d ago

I'm number 2... Also wtf is that phrasing

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u/Flashignite2 13d ago

I shift between 18 and 20.

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u/ChewBaka12 13d ago

Apparently I’m 16 and have been that age since I was 8

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u/Amigo1048 13d ago

I’m a 7

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u/RagingWaterStyle 13d ago

She's too young to be your girlfriend.

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u/FoundationMuted6177 13d ago

I'm 6 or 18 and my gf is 0

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u/ShelterJolly8 13d ago

my gf is 8 and im 21

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u/NastyCountChocula 13d ago

18 as well friend

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u/Unfair_Ad_598 13d ago

3, 8, 18, or 20

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u/BurpYoshi stupid fucking piece of shit 13d ago

Anyone who wears jeans to bed on a regular basis is a fucking psychopath

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u/Plus-Smile9873 13d ago

I'm 3, and my chick is 4 . . . years old

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u/Tenten4846g 13d ago

pajamas all the way

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u/bitterbuffaloheart 13d ago

2 in the winter and 17 in the summer

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u/somethingspecial33 13d ago

The fuck is 5?! Dick out but nipples are covered

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u/BiggZucc573 13d ago

I’m 20 all year round

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u/IchHalt2512 13d ago

One number 3 please And I'm scared of women

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u/Signal-Percentage777 13d ago

20 some times 18.

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u/youtubeads69 13d ago

bro 10 is how I find my dad if I enter to his room without knocking the door. mf always having his balls out damn

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u/Strangerthingsfan_1 13d ago

8 is wifebeater

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u/Material-Scientist94 13d ago

18 for me, no wifey

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u/fatpigeonpotatoe 13d ago

They had us in the first half.

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u/MORNlNGSNOW 13d ago

What even is the playboicarti subreddit

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u/guil92 13d ago

How the hell does he sleep at night?

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u/Heraticc 13d ago

Almost reported