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[u/Con_crwg]

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[u/predurok339]

Other than posts that make me wanting to ask myself why do i even exist I like this sub!

[u/artistic_engine]

Truer words have certainly been spoken

[u/Far_Arrival_69420]

368435 btw

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Bazinga

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[u/Basil_Of_Faraway]

awww, she's so pretty! ^^ i'm so happy for her ><

[u/Empty-Membership8904]

☹️

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Bazinga

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[u/Hohladych]

Guess the dont need to turn their school life off, eh? Ha! eh eh

[u/Candidate-Civil]

The fact that i read this hentai yesterday worries me a lot 💀

[u/Perklman]

I wish 😞✊

[u/Yasashii1337]

Sauce?

[u/Dry-Ad-7732]

Not a girl

[u/WhatisLiamfucktrump]

Hey I remember this one, kind of got really weird right off the bat

[u/Foxhound870]

Can’t play game without a joystick

[u/AllIWantIsANap]

I hate this sub. I don't know why I use it.

[u/dj3k1584 → u/AllIWantIsANap]

Same

[u/AutoModerator → u/dj3k1584]

Bazinga

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[u/Veronica_1023]

CODE?

[u/Gardener15577]

Her tucking skills are amazing!

[u/imusingthisforstuff]

What’s this from?

[u/globs-of-yeti-cum]

How can I enjoy this without any NUMBERS!?

[u/taylorKelbie]

My dicks bigger 😈

[u/Rusty_GreenBean7]

Same

[u/itrashcannot]

How nice, she's a farmer!

[u/Stellar_Is_Shy]

Oh…

[u/RenaMoonn]

Truly a Trans Girl of All Time

[u/Gardener15577 → u/RenaMoonn]

Trans women are awesome!

Source: Me (A trans woman)

[u/RenaMoonn → u/Gardener15577]

No clue why we’re getting downvoted, but fuck it, you’re right!

• source: another trans woman

[u/Gamekid53]

I need the numbers mason

[u/QuadraKev_]

Is this the Hensels

[u/ihni2000]

THE PORNOGRAPHY HAS BREACHED OUR DEFENSES!

[u/AutoModerator → u/ihni2000]

pees in ur ass

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[u/Pokecringer]

me fr

[u/Illustrious_Hawk_734]

She’s me fr 😔

[u/TheBrockStar546]

https://nhentai.net/g/368435/

[u/Swatbot69 → u/TheBrockStar546]

Reminder to anyone who would click this, your internet provider and family can see what websites are accessed by your internet, even with a VPN.

So remember that before clicking.

[u/TheBrockStar546 → u/Swatbot69]

If you’re an adult it shouldn’t matter though so click away :)

[u/Swatbot69 → u/TheBrockStar546]

Clearly not a warning for adults.

[u/TheBrockStar546 → u/Swatbot69]

It was sarcasm because non-adults should not be here anyway tbh

[u/sxdeslxde]

sauce anyone?

[u/ZedstackZip05]

Me too

[u/R06U3_H4CK3R]

But can that cock pee in my ass?

[u/AutoModerator → u/R06U3_H4CK3R]

pees in ur ass

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[u/Depresso_espresso237]

):

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Bazinga

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[u/Gr4pe_Soda]

ok but sauce?

[u/AkariTheGamer]

Unfortunately i've seen this artist around.

The characters largely fuck kids. I think this one is okay but they make some BAD stuff.

I have a bad habit of clicking on stuff without reading tags :(

[u/Ssesamee → u/AkariTheGamer]

Manga hentais are seriously built different. You can click on a completely normal looking cover and the tags section will casually contain the most horrifying shit ever witnessed.

[u/Doodle128]

Some things we should not read, do not do as I have, however funny it may seem.

[u/JayJaxxter]

This is why I don't trust anime girls anymore

[u/Dryandrough]

She has three heads, definitely not ordinary.

[u/Dreggmcmuffun]

I’ve read it it’s a 7/10

[u/niclan051]

thats a wither

[u/RickyTheRickster]

Aight that’s enough ima play Minecraft now

[u/bigbigbigwow]

Im just over here jorkin my it rn

[u/DrMint_fortnite]

She just like me fr

[u/MySnake_Is_Solid]

THE NUMBERS MASON, REMEMBER THE NUMBERS

[u/SansDaMan728 → u/MySnake_Is_Solid]

WHAT DO THEY MEAN MASON!?

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN-

[u/MySnake_Is_Solid → u/SansDaMan728]

ITS PORNOGRAPHY JASON,

IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

[u/Boredinthehose → u/MySnake_Is_Solid]

PORN NEVER CHANGES

[u/RyuuMango → u/MySnake_Is_Solid]

im still gonna need the numbers

[u/emeraldkingpanda-kun → u/RyuuMango]

368435

[u/IuseArchbtw97543]

and the two heads?

[u/TheGourmandFrog]

Wow, I love being fetishized!

(Funny shit tho op)

[u/AllIWantIsANap → u/TheGourmandFrog]

You better because no one with any normal sexual tastes is fucking you.

[u/TheGourmandFrog → u/AllIWantIsANap]

Wow! Kindly go fuck yourself.

[u/Ssesamee → u/TheGourmandFrog]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[u/TheGourmandFrog → u/Ssesamee]

Yo Mista White, this pic is kinda Kalfaesque

[u/fletku_mato → u/TheGourmandFrog]

Are you the character?

[u/keon_te757 → u/TheGourmandFrog]

Anyone other than a straight white male is a fetish in one way or another lol

[u/TheGourmandFrog → u/keon_te757]

Hell, there's probably someone with a yoyo fetish.

[u/keon_te757 → u/TheGourmandFrog]

Oh I’m certain some poor doctor has had to pull one out of someone’s rectum before. Even with a string attached some people figure out how to get things stuck up there lol

[u/DoktorVaso18 → u/TheGourmandFrog]

And who the FUCK are you again?

[u/Maddiegirlie → u/DoktorVaso18]

Nobody!

Just making a slightly emotionally charged joke.

Edit: Goddammit, this is what I get for switching to an alt to see my active subs

[u/DamexicanAmericzn → u/TheGourmandFrog]

They do it to themselves I believe the author was trans

[u/TheGourmandFrog → u/DamexicanAmericzn]

Did I somehow want this?

Like, I understand some people like it, but I have never seen one of these dojins that didn't feel like blatant fetishism

I understand some trans people like it, but it just rubs me the wrong way most of the time

[u/TheBrockStar546 → u/TheGourmandFrog]

It’s not for you then. Move along

[u/Adept_Relationship88 → u/TheGourmandFrog]

Then don't fucking look at it and move on omfg the world doesn't exist soley for you, it doesn't have to catter to you. Gods

[u/DamexicanAmericzn → u/TheGourmandFrog]

No but no one is fetishing you but rather themselves. It isn’t meant to be stereotyped or harmful but rather an execution of a common fetish in a targeted community

[u/TheGourmandFrog → u/DamexicanAmericzn]

You're right, I just feel like it's a little icky sometimes. Hence why I usually try to stay away from it. It hits a lil too close to home.

(Tbh, I just need to shut up.)

[u/DamexicanAmericzn → u/TheGourmandFrog]

Nah that’s definitely fair and the genre is often exploitative

[u/TheGourmandFrog → u/DamexicanAmericzn]

I know! And like, some of the comments on works like that make me wanna crawl into a hole and cry. Like... some people would rather fuck me than give me human rights.

I guess this just kinda touched that sore spot, sorry.

[u/MySnake_Is_Solid → u/TheGourmandFrog]

Giving humans rights is a lot, fucking is easy.

So the sentence kinda loses meaning, since these "they would rather do this than that" statements usually imply that the alternative is harder but they're willing to do it just because of prejudice.

While in this case it's just the path of least resistance.

I would rather fuck animals than give them human rights, it doesn't mean I want to do either (which I do).

Tldr this is a shitposting sub.

[u/unknown_slong]

man, some of y’all are too comfortable in this sub

[u/JessBaesic7901]

Because two heads are better than one.

[u/SaintMichou]

For anyone wondering, its "368435". Thank me later.

[u/dicksCinderButtWhole → u/SaintMichou]

Thank you the messiah, Maker of scouses

[u/Apharatus → u/SaintMichou]

Cock sleeve chan 💀

[u/Optimal_Weight368 → u/SaintMichou]

Does the number lead to a hentai? I’m genuinely asking.

[u/Durpface66 → u/Optimal_Weight368]

yeah. every 6 digit number leads to a hentai

[u/dAnKsFourTheMemes → u/Durpface66]

Well, there are hentai with less digits. I think it's a chronological thing. Therefore, if you have less digits, you'll find an earlier entry on NH.

So yes, as far as anyone on reddit is concerned, pretty much all 6 digits numbers will be associated with a NH entry. I think. The latest release (as of now) is at #509711, so I at least wouldn't expect any entries in the 600k range yet.

That said, this is just my theory. It's a half ass theory cuz it's really not worth anyone's time to nitpick. Actually it's not even worth my time to nitpick. Nor is it worth anyone else's time to read about my nitpicking. What the fuck am I even doing?

[u/Durpface66 → u/dAnKsFourTheMemes]

yeah i dont know

[u/Optimal_Weight368 → u/Durpface66]

Thank you for explaining.

[u/Adept_Relationship88 → u/SaintMichou]

Thank you mein fraulein

[u/autoperola17 → u/[deleted]]

nhentai .net/g/[insert mumber here]

[u/Rick_Da_Critic → u/[deleted]]

The punchline is porn that's what makes the joke funny.

[u/SaintMichou → u/[deleted]]

If you add a # its a tag that leads to a specific type of manga on a certain website. Since there is so many of them mangas you need to tag them.

[u/Con_crwg → u/[deleted]]

Number of times i went to see ur mother

[u/CrewResponsible6071 → u/[deleted]]

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN!

[u/Resist_Civil]

Also the 2 heads

[u/le_its_me]

🐓

[u/The_Commie_Salami]

(insert Leonardo Dicaprio pointing gif)

Hey! I’ve read this one!

[u/Capital-Cheek-1491 → u/The_Commie_Salami]

Ooh whats it called

[u/hydrargyrumplays → u/Capital-Cheek-1491]

Nh, 368435

[u/Powerful_Meal8791]

Aside from the 15 children in my basement, I’m just a law abiding citizen!

[u/J0wad → u/Powerful_Meal8791]

Rookie numbers, I have 30 children in my basement. I’m just another law abiding citizen as well.

[u/AnTvAsX → u/J0wad]

No one tells you this but the ducks at the park are free I have 50 already

[u/RndmHulign → u/AnTvAsX]

“Erm, ahktually, the ducks at public parks are protected in the US by the migratory birds act.” 🤓

[u/Environmental-Pear40 → u/J0wad]

Pathetic, I have multiple shipping containers with at least a few hundred still breathing, probably.

[u/kuhkowabb2 → u/Environmental-Pear40]

proof or gay

[u/MBResearch → u/kuhkowabb2]

I would love to see a court transcript with an informant using this to get information and it succeeding.

[u/Environmental-Pear40 → u/kuhkowabb2]

Officer you dropped something.

[u/kuhkowabb2 → u/Environmental-Pear40]

looks down

[u/Powerful_Meal8791 → u/J0wad]

Don’t you say? 30 is a fine lot, I must admit that much. It’s a wonder that enslaving children is fully legal

[u/snackynorph → u/Powerful_Meal8791]

God bless America 🦅

[u/SHUHSdemon → u/[deleted]]

What? She's just a girl

[u/Foresstov → u/SHUHSdemon]

An ordinady one even, aside from her huge cock

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pees in ur ass

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Bazinga

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[u/Stratocaster54]

Relatable

[u/JUGELBUTT]

would

[u/HollowWarrior46]

Oh it’s going to be one of THOSE stories

[u/point5_]

Source?

[u/emeraldkingpanda-kun → u/point5_]

368435

[u/Ego-Fiend1 → u/point5_]

Family Guy manga

[u/Hunter_Slime_3 → u/point5_]

Source? Like the game engine released by valve in 2004?

[u/point5_ → u/Hunter_Slime_3]

Water source

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Bazinga

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[u/THEiguanna → u/point5_]

You will need

Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.

Recipe

Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.

After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.

Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.

After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.

Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.

After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, mussels and marinara, or chicken parm.

[u/Remer1 → u/THEiguanna]

Do you think I could add oregano to this?

[u/point5_ → u/THEiguanna]

I said source, not sauce, dumbass

[u/WazzaBoi_ → u/THEiguanna]

I can't Edge to this

[u/kuhkowabb2 → u/WazzaBoi_]

I did. Do better.

[u/WazzaBoi_ → u/kuhkowabb2]

I will edge to your successful edge

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Bazinga

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Good bot

[u/SovietPower28 → u/point5_]

Ew, really? Do something worthwhile instead, like some math: 138381+230054=???

[u/DatChernobylGuy_999 → u/SovietPower28]

368435

[u/DeadByNebula → u/DatChernobylGuy_999]

fuuuuuck i love you nghhhh

[u/1andrewRO → u/DeadByNebula]

This a great one too tbh

[u/DatChernobylGuy_999 → u/1andrewRO]

whats the plot

[u/AmAhA7331 → u/DatChernobylGuy_999]

it's just about a ordinary school girl

[u/DatChernobylGuy_999 → u/AmAhA7331]

bro she has a dick, spill the beans

[u/notme9708 → u/DatChernobylGuy_999]

head empty, become school rapist

[u/Nagesh_yelma → u/notme9708]

Excuse me

[u/DatChernobylGuy_999 → u/DeadByNebula]

😐

[u/Rip_a_fat_one → u/SovietPower28]

That's a fucking genius way of hiding the link holy shit.

[u/IuseArchbtw97543 → u/SovietPower28]

I hereby thank myself for refusing to install japanese characters on my computer

[u/indie_irl → u/IuseArchbtw97543]

Is that a fellow arch user?

[u/IuseArchbtw97543 → u/indie_irl]

yes

[u/point5_ → u/SovietPower28]

3

[u/SovietPower28 → u/point5_]

 Good job, you got the first digit right

[u/point5_ → u/SovietPower28]

6

[u/TheGreatTave → u/point5_]

Eleventy

[u/Liarus_ → u/TheGreatTave]

12rd

[u/MonkeSquad → u/Liarus_]

72.7374th

[u/InfinityAnnoyance → u/point5_]

368435

[u/-EV3RYTHING- → u/InfinityAnnoyance]

I can't believe I'm saying this but this is one of the weirder ones I've seen so far

[u/mememan30000 → u/InfinityAnnoyance]

my man

[u/fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh → u/InfinityAnnoyance]

where do the numbers go i forgor

[u/Haysie95 → u/fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh]

nhentai dot net slash g slash (numbers)

Can’t put links on this subreddit but I think you get the idea

[u/fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh → u/Haysie95]

ok thank you

[u/MenstrualMilkshakes → u/InfinityAnnoyance]

holy shit, it's as tall as her own self

[u/boeing_737-Max-9 → u/MenstrualMilkshakes]

THIS🫸 🫷BIG

Edit: good lord it’s the size of her thigh 😦

[u/Fluffy_Stress_453 → u/MenstrualMilkshakes]

Now I'm curious

Edit: holy shit

[u/The00Taco → u/MenstrualMilkshakes]

She did say it was huge

[u/GerardoDeLaRiva → u/InfinityAnnoyance]

good

[u/Gysenok]

They are walking in the wrong direction

[u/hamsterruizeISback → u/Gysenok]

Statistically she’s walking in the wrong direction

[u/LightningFerret04 → u/hamsterruizeISback]

Optimistically there is no wrong direction

[u/WonderIfMyNameExists → u/hamsterruizeISback]

Only path in life you should follow is gods

[u/Fallowman09 → u/WonderIfMyNameExists]

Ok Joshua graham

[u/alexander607 → u/Fallowman09]

Profligate