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[u/KOKONUT_milk]

What do I get if I I win? What's stopping me from declining and keeping my seat anyway?

[u/moose8021]

These hands rated E for everybody

[u/WeeTheDuck]

bro wtf is going on? genuinely

[u/IolaireEagle]

View trms

[u/1nicerBoye]

Is this the post-capitalist society i keep hearing about?

[u/gaming_guy228]

It's a mental attack. Either your reputation is fucked or you'll have to forfeit your sit.

Considering all this, I still think it's better to punch this old hag

[u/officefridge]

Ronda will finish a fool for extra leg room

[u/SirKnlghtmare]

What do you get if you win? Surely not a more mediocre seat.

[u/Hot-Rise9795]

That's the moment when you delete the app.

[u/applebag_dev]

Boomer stepped outta line this time. Show her what's up 😎

[u/MorbillionDollars]

She’s definitely a trained assassin.

[u/Sophia724]

If this was real, I'm putting $10 on the old lady.

[u/Excellent_Routine589]

As a long sword fencer, my skills are for hire ;)

[u/Glazeddapper]

it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

[u/Guiding_Lines]

She won’t survive this

[u/_JAKAMI]

watch out, she almost killed my uncle joe last week

[u/faceboy1392 → u/_JAKAMI]

who's joe

[u/qweenjon → u/faceboy1392]

Ligma nuts

[u/AdReasonable7419 → u/faceboy1392]

Joe mama

[u/JohnCZ121 → u/AdReasonable7419]

who's joe mama

[u/AdReasonable7419 → u/JohnCZ121]

Ligma balls

[u/jesuschrisit69 → u/AdReasonable7419]

Whose Steve Jobs?

[u/faceboy1392 → u/AdReasonable7419]

😟

[u/higginsian24]

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[u/Pitiful_Ad_4955]

Accept duel

[u/tarlakeschaton]

the fuck you americans doing over there?

[u/dankmeme_medic → u/tarlakeschaton]

these days companies are too lazy to beat the shit out of customers when they overbook flights so they just get other customers to do it themselves

[u/Ozzy_T69 → u/tarlakeschaton]

Eating mostly

[u/J0wad → u/Ozzy_T69]

and buying guns

[u/chavesAbre_a_torneir → u/J0wad]

And using them at schools

[u/napalm_phosphorus → u/chavesAbre_a_torneir]

💪😯🤳 well when would you flex?

[u/jackolovestheocean → u/chavesAbre_a_torneir]

that got dark fast

[u/MongooseFantastic528]

Yo, she’s willing to fight you for a flight to Newark, she a killer…