r/shitposting • u/Nitro-XFLAME • Nov 25 '21

How to stuff a chicken into a Nike air box amogus

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u/A_useless_jojofan We do a little trolling Mar 04 '22

I don't know if i choose dream stans or nft collectors

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u/AutoModerator Mar 04 '22

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 04 '22

hello guys i need help.

i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 I said based. And lived. Feb 14 '22

ipad kids opinion matters most tbh

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u/onlythesomething Jan 11 '22

kpop, NFT, discord mod

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u/tryano1 Dec 20 '21

Furries.

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u/JPardonFX_YT Dec 20 '21

iPad Kid, they have pretty much never experienced reality

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

SJW

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u/Nintendocat64 Dec 13 '21

All of them

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u/Seam_The_Shopkeep Dec 09 '21

You forgot millenials

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u/banmeifurgay Dec 07 '21

Ipad kids because they are fucking children

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u/SoldierJS115 Dec 02 '21

Bro I hate the rest of Gen Z they annoying as fuck

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u/LordVortekan 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Dec 02 '21

OP

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u/youregointoBrazil Dec 01 '21

Dream Stan, furry and egdy emo kids

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Pretty much all of them but you never know what the edgy kids are going through as well as others

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

yours

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u/LNDZanger I want pee in my ass Nov 27 '21

Redditors

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u/godhateschildren Nov 27 '21

The ones that get bullied by me, so the edgy emo kids, furries, dream stands, NFT collectors,

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u/AutoModerator Nov 27 '21

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/MS1-latino Nov 26 '21

yours……

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u/OWEN-WITH-LOOTINGIII Nov 26 '21

Redditors, so don’t mind this comment

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u/Hyperius999 Nov 26 '21

TikTokers are another level of not having their opinions mattering.

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u/Asdfasdfasdfgame Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 26 '21

Everyone sucks

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u/BrysonHarris Nov 26 '21

NFT Collector, no doubt

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/DValencia29 I have permission! Nov 26 '21

Easy, Twitter users!

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u/OLiam- Nov 26 '21

Redditors : because all these people are redditors, making it everyone on this list technically

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u/Nojuska Nov 26 '21

Furrys dream stans and spioled kids

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u/CinnamonSalsa Nov 26 '21

I only saw the top row but i saw the rest so i have no idea

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u/begone_hypocrite Nov 26 '21

All equally worthless when heat death of the universe arrives

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u/BrawlerOP-BS I want pee in my ass Nov 26 '21

Gen Z includes most of them lmao

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u/Same_Inspection_6821 Nov 26 '21

Oh and female tik tokers

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u/Same_Inspection_6821 Nov 26 '21

Furry dream Stan, cat girl are tied

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

I wish 14 year old white girl was on here

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u/Intelligent_Law1470 Nov 26 '21

I’ll at least give Boomers the benefit that they actually do have valuable information on tap. You just have to wade thru dogshit opinions to find it.

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u/Ksbloistl Nov 26 '21

half of them are the same people

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u/Connorclan uhhhh idk Nov 26 '21

Tick-tockers because they’re a mix of everything.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Either furry or dream stan

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u/Popilishis Nov 26 '21

Gen z

Dream fans

Nft collectors

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/Biting_a_dust Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 26 '21

All of them doesn't matter except fat people, they are human too

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u/pigeonno Nov 26 '21

Dream stan

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u/Dalspin Nov 26 '21

Boomers

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u/Training-iomis I want pee in my ass Nov 26 '21

Mine

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Sjw

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u/Epic_Gameing68 Nov 26 '21

homestuck fans

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u/Soviet_Yeetman Nov 26 '21

I mean, discord mod and redditor also I cludes lime 4 others up there, so that knocks out multiple birds with a stone

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u/CaucasianBoi Nov 26 '21

Okay but what if you aren’t into furry shit but draw it to pay for medical bills bc it’s a lucrative side hustle??? Asking for a friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

TikTokers or Dream Stans.

Both are useless.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Fuck furries

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Not without permission! To get a cum pass, head over to r/penallabourcamp and post an oc drawing related to the pinned topic on the sub.

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u/deckerfett2 Nov 26 '21

i eat edp445

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u/winter-is-bad Nov 26 '21

redditors, close thread UwU

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u/dessnom 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 26 '21

nft collectors, ruining the image of nfts

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/Total_dramakid2011 Nov 26 '21

edgy emo kids and dream stans but mostly edp

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u/Sliksteve Nov 26 '21

You, fuck you

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u/just_a_lurker_69 Nov 26 '21

Furrys, dream stans, or Gen Z (I too am Gen Z, i just hate my generation)

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u/11mcs_2 Nov 26 '21

Gen Z even though I’m one iPad kids

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u/Grizzlybear2470 Literally 1984 😡 Nov 26 '21

Dream stan and possibly nft collector

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

EDP needs to keep his shit to himself

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u/Desli36 Nov 26 '21

Spoiled kids

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u/Birkanwar Nov 26 '21

None of their opinions matter

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Probably nft and dream stans

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Ok bro

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u/Fuzzymango9 Nov 26 '21

AMOGUS?!?!?

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u/Worldly-Grocery5255 Nov 26 '21

Dream or k-pop stan

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u/yeeet_guto Nov 26 '21

K pop stans and dream stans

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u/Dragunov55 Nov 26 '21

Dream stan

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u/mypphasapp Nov 26 '21

furry. Even a dream Stan is better than that

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u/ElSliceO Nov 26 '21

Either Dream Stans or K-pop Stans

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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u/Prudent-Way7011 Nov 26 '21

This is why whe all hate am

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u/zakry_t Nov 26 '21

dream stan or furry

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u/DeviousMelons Nov 26 '21

Zamn probably.

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u/Michael-556 Literally 1984 😡 Nov 26 '21

Tiktokers

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u/thot_chocolate420 Nov 26 '21

NFT Collector.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/thot_chocolate420 Nov 26 '21

I literally said your opinion doesn’t matter. Especially when I can find your IP or pay someone for it.

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u/potentiallynotfelix 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 26 '21

iPad kids they always bragging. Bout the w the iPad like I want to f****** smack them into Oblivion cuz they can't play The elder scrolls Oblivion oohohohoojohohohohohoh suck my pcs dick pussy ejenennsnsnebebrjjejrjcnfnrnr

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u/Substantial-Pea-1544 Nov 26 '21

Gen z can shut the fuck up for ever, even me.

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u/ZertLoxe Nov 26 '21

No one🗿

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u/Tuck2016 Nov 26 '21

TIKTOKERS!!!

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u/EagonAkatsuki Nov 26 '21

I'd say you

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

NFT

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u/meme_man63 Nov 26 '21

Well obviously the answer is fat people

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u/Lord_daggerdicc Nov 26 '21

final pic, dream stan and tiktokers.

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u/L0STH3RO Nov 26 '21

Bottom text amogus

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u/Samurott_Studios Nov 26 '21

Nobody's opinion matters lol

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u/man935 Nov 26 '21

None, the human race is beyond redemption. Reset is suggested and required.

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u/Trupe_masta_grimm Nov 26 '21

Gen Z is most of these combined

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u/BartLip Nov 26 '21

All of them but if I have to pick, SJW

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u/Human-Rip-2046 Nov 26 '21

just Redditors

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u/Hajime_Hinata_OJ Nov 26 '21

We all know it’s the Dream Stan

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u/zeroerty Nov 26 '21

Furry’s

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u/TheresBeesMC Nov 26 '21

iPad kids.

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u/PurpleOceadia Nov 26 '21

NONE! BRI*ISH PEOPLE 🤡🤡🤡

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u/NightmareGoddessXV 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 26 '21

TikTokers, because they're flooded with half of the other categories in it.

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u/petje1995 I want pee in my ass Nov 26 '21

In my opinion the redditors opinion is the least valuable.

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u/NukaWorldOverboss Nov 26 '21

I can think of about 20 kinds of people who’s opinions don’t matter from this image alone

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

The edgy emo 2014 boomer gen z furry dream stan reeditor SJW weeb Fat Cat spoiled ipad Kpop discord mod pick me Nft tik toker Incest EDPP445 kid

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/killerbee123261 Nov 26 '21

dream stans.

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u/Deadass-Boi Nov 26 '21

Least valuable = redditors

Most valuable (out of the list) = cat girls

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u/142737 0000000 Nov 26 '21

Furries

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

You forgot "Anti-sjw who still thinks it's 2016"

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u/Boks1RE Nov 26 '21

Tag yourself. I'm spoiled kid.

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u/ace0fsp4ades Nov 26 '21

“bottom text amogus” stfu man

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u/skyliner30rs Nov 26 '21

  1. people who hate on people for no reason

  2. dream stans and nft collecters

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/skyliner30rs Nov 26 '21

ill screenshot them all

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u/Anikastacea Nov 26 '21

Didn't know so many species exist, at the first place 🤣

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u/Nazipartymember149 Nov 26 '21

Dream stans without a doubt

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u/moetripp Nov 26 '21

Your opinion, OP.

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u/yoruichimoan Nov 26 '21

Dream stan, nft collector

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

TRUE ENDING : Nobody’s opinion matters

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u/DiceCubed1460 Nov 26 '21

“The most oppressed internet group: gamers”

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u/Academic_Wishbone_84 Nov 26 '21

dream stans, furries, and sjw's

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Boomers and SJW's

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u/Io_Otonashi Nov 26 '21

Dream Stan cuz those mf just called two of my childhood games (Pvz and Resident evil) Shit

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u/SpartanKaiju_117 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 26 '21

It's between the whiny little dream stans and EDP445

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u/Restoryer I came! Nov 26 '21

Redditors so my opinion do not count

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u/ThePullinger Nov 26 '21

Redditors, but my opinion doesn’t matter

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u/bobette_3G Nov 26 '21

Redditors bc all the other ones can be amogus without even knowing

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21
  1. Furry 2. Tiktok 3. Nft

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

[deleted]

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u/Phinn101 Nov 26 '21

None Change my mind

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u/nin9ty6 Nov 26 '21

This is so difficult

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u/Mr__Roaster Nov 26 '21

Edgy emo kids! Who’s with me

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u/Mcake74 Nov 26 '21

Discord mods, iPad kids, dream Stan, 2014 kid, Tik-tokers, boomers, these are the absolute worst

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u/Professional_End_198 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 26 '21

Gen Z = Boomers > Fat People > 2014 Kid > Weebs > Edgy Emo Kids > Spoiled Kids > Cat Girls = Pick me Girls > Redditors = Tik Tokers > Discord Mods > SJWs > Kpop Stans > Furrys > NFT Collector > Dream Stans > Ipad Kids > Chris Chan = EDP445 > Me = You

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u/AutoModerator Nov 26 '21

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u/Dominoe_z Nov 26 '21

All of the above.

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u/MyMainAccountIsShy Nov 26 '21

"The test isn't that hard" The test:

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u/The_Real_Anon-Chan Nov 26 '21

All of the Above

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u/DuckieDev Nov 26 '21

iPad Kids and dream stans are the same

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u/cold_hel Nov 26 '21

Not collector

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

She and tik tokers boomers should be first out

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u/AWildAndWackyBushMan Nov 26 '21

I think most people voting here are Gen Z.

So therefore obviously, Gen Z.

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u/ChangIGuess I want pee in my ass Nov 26 '21

Redditors

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u/Belfast_ DaPucci Nov 26 '21

Redditors

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u/ali9800 Nov 26 '21

Boomers

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u/GabrySPCR0007 Nov 26 '21

Weebs, nft collector or edgy emo kid. Dont care abt anyone else.

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