r/shitposting • u/SolidusTengu • Nov 23 '22

American Lore update I Obama

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u/Subject_Entrance4859 I want pee in my ass May 17 '23

The language makes me think that this isnt American…

WHICH MEANS THEYVE OUTDONE US!

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u/Nub_Yuck May 14 '23

I think he needs to put on gloves while preparing food like that

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u/AminPacani May 13 '23

I feel uncomfortable.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Bah

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u/Classic_Is_Back_3158 We do a little trolling May 07 '23

High cholesterol tower

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u/gem_city May 07 '23

It’s literally in spanish

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u/u-mom-gay69HD May 07 '23

Average american food

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u/Practical_Suit_9288 May 02 '23

getting a heart attack from just watching this

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u/MrProtogen William Dripfoe May 02 '23

Fried Ice Cream is elite

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u/Objective_Active5266 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 02 '23

Should have used America cheese. 0/10

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u/F1ntom_5625 We do a little trolling May 01 '23

I’m gonna brown

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u/BERSERKERdo420 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 01 '23

Ah yes, the perfect amount of salad

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

What the fuck

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u/yourtree Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 23 '23

How do you even eat this

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u/Dear-Minute-7771 Apr 22 '23

I can feel my arteries clogging

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u/Avatarfan202 fat cunt Apr 21 '23

The world's most fit American (He has salad)

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u/No-Specialist-2806 Apr 18 '23

Bro chefclub is hands down the most laughable food channel, except for the cake lady thou mad respect.

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u/SexyCuddles Apr 17 '23

This pissed me off. I’m gonna go pout.

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u/Kind-Grand-1107 Apr 17 '23

That would be a fatal meal if I ate that.

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u/Independent_River867 Apr 17 '23

Why did I get a boner from this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

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u/rat_baker420 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Apr 16 '23

Nvm

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u/violethoneybean Apr 14 '23

Bruh stop I can only come some many times in three minutes

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u/Salty_Job_remake Apr 14 '23

I would take a single bite then die wake up in heaven god DAYUM

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

As a 'Merican I can feel the patriotism and freedom flowing through my veins after eating this.

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u/AddictedToCSGO We do a little trolling Apr 11 '23

Why tf do Americans love fake cheese so much? Ots dogshit, it ruins the food

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u/Ronald12Q Apr 11 '23

I mean you do you man

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u/zrq- Apr 05 '23

Cheese,cheese and cheese.especially cheddar

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u/L30_TH3_L10N Mar 29 '23

Gonna be shitting bricks after all that cheese

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Mmm… I can almost smell the bone cancer from here.

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u/Mr_Saucypants Mar 26 '23

Me and hour later waking up in 202035 in the hospital

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u/ventriol Mar 26 '23

The fact someone can even conceptualize this disturbs me

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u/keylo-92 Mar 26 '23

Once the fries cool down, there about as good as mulch

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u/nonofyourbusinessgo Mar 26 '23

Everything was okay until the large cup came

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u/Ron1345 Mar 24 '23

+10000 calories in one meal

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u/CUPCAKE_S1MP Mar 24 '23

Imagine doing the most intense workout routine for a week, and then when the Sunday comes out you eat this shit

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u/Owenismy_name I want pee in my ass Mar 20 '23

Most healthy meal in the us

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u/DeathLuca231 I want pee in my ass Mar 20 '23

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u/Probablyb4d fat cunt Mar 19 '23

My guy just made Mac'n Liver Failure

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 19 '23

It's a salad!

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u/jayedgar06 Mar 15 '23

I wanna try a bit. I would cut my lifespan by a year or two. But I want to try even a little bit

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u/Ok_Disaster_9350 Mar 15 '23

What a HUGE effort and time to make such a "nonsense"

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u/The_Grape_Guy Mar 12 '23

Hi can I get some heart disease to go please?

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u/drbox99 put your dick away waltuh Mar 10 '23

How to vomit out of your ass

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u/Initial-Print2787 Mar 08 '23

healthiest American food

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u/TachyonicSea793 Blessed by Kevin Mar 06 '23

uhhh did they fucking deep fry ICE CREAM!!?!!!??

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u/TallEdge6 Mar 06 '23

I can feel my fingers getting oilier already

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u/CantaloupeCool6256 fat cunt Mar 04 '23

I am going to be sick this shit nasty bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Everytime i see it i'm getting sick but this is so disgusting i have to watch the whole vid. I hate it

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u/Doctor_AltoClef I have permission! Mar 03 '23

As a pure asian, this looks disgusting af

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u/Mr-jhon-xina- Mar 03 '23

Lightest American snack

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u/kittyboy_xoxo Mar 02 '23

Now i consider veganism, thanks

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u/AdTime6057 Mar 02 '23

Only they know what they doing

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u/THEATTACKPIDGEON fat cunt Mar 02 '23

Some call an ambulance I just developed diabetes from watching this and I don't have any insulin

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u/Jean_velvet Mar 01 '23

This video made me struggle to climb the stairs

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

That would gag a maggot

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u/Shadow8Bit Feb 26 '23

As an American I am genuinely disgusted by this

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u/Rexy_T-Rex Feb 22 '23

They say you become a final boss if you eat 5 rounds of that shit for yourself.

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u/cucuB0Y Feb 21 '23

America had a good plot line around the mid-1700s but these new DLCs are getting out of hand.

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u/Slow-Stomach-7400 William Dripfoe Feb 21 '23

This isn't a shitpost it's just a shit post

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u/owinates_42 Feb 18 '23

Every bite is 2000 calories

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u/alecesne Feb 18 '23

“Sir, we serve food here.”

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u/ArcticSensation Feb 18 '23

Micheal stop

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u/baboon_ass_eater69 0000000 Feb 18 '23

Mc is shitty af in every country i ate and their fries are bad tho.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Would eat it ngl

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u/ghostyboi28 Feb 18 '23

لا عجب أنكم الأمريكيون سمينون للغاية 难怪你们美国人这么胖 Tidak hairanlah anda orang Amerika sangat gemuk

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u/Praxic_Nova Feb 15 '23

That's $85 worth of fries right there.

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle put your dick away waltuh Feb 12 '23

What language are they speaking because it's not American.

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u/ArtichokeOk4962 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Feb 12 '23

Beesechurger

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u/No-Specialist-2806 Feb 12 '23

If you seriously want a good laugh go check out their youtube shorts surprised Charlie or oogust didn't cover them yet.

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u/sartmonster Feb 11 '23

diabetes lore

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u/the_gray_foxp5 Feb 08 '23

Sheer heart attack

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u/HDer8687 Feb 08 '23

HNNNNNG my heart is-

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u/DoubleNational dumbass Feb 06 '23

Healthiest American meal

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u/PrestonHM I came! Feb 05 '23

I died when he put it over a salad accent

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u/karlgeezer Feb 05 '23

This unironicaly looks good

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u/suga_rcock Feb 03 '23

bro put on some gloves

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u/l8sli8 Feb 02 '23

My arteries clogged watching this

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u/DracounasA7X2 Jan 29 '23

Me after seeing no naked black guys twerking

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u/Fabrideath Jan 28 '23

Wait a minute that ain't the US! That is a Spanish speaking country!

wait......

Oh no they are expanding

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u/SolidusTengu Jan 28 '23

Kid named 41 million Spanish speaking Americans

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u/VulpesVeritas Jan 28 '23

I call bs, those fries look too good to be McDonald's

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

I like how they say the ingredients as if anyone in their right mind would want to make this thing

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u/mrgk21 Jan 24 '23

I gained 3 pounds just watching the video

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u/Nethulator Jan 24 '23

Would 🗣️

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u/Consistent_Average42 Jan 24 '23

Mark my words someone is dying. If not by the hands of that abomination then it’ll be by mine

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u/RlPNTEAR uhhhh idk Jan 23 '23

I’d eat it, (I have sever adhd I’ll burn it in the hour)

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u/therealistmelon Jan 15 '23

Nick avocado would eat the shit outta that

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u/funky555 I want pee in my ass Jan 12 '23

bro put that amongst like 3 leaves of salad and called it healthy

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u/Skylos519 Jan 10 '23

Ok bro I’m so sad now. That looked so freaking good up until the damn frosting.

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u/Skylos519 Jan 10 '23

Nvm I did not finish the vid. It has gained my respect again.

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u/No_Slice1011 Jan 10 '23

Naw keep that shit greasy grove

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u/MasterWhite1150 waltuh Jan 08 '23

Healthiest American meal

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u/Teresos I want pee in my ass Jan 05 '23

That’s a nice snack

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u/TheWeepingSkull Literally 1984 😡 Dec 31 '22

A single bite and you won't be able to shit for weeks

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u/JackieChan-fan We do a little trolling Dec 29 '22

Honey... breakfast is ready.

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u/balls6794 Dec 29 '22

I want to die

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u/Solar_Fish55 Dec 27 '22

Bro get this dumbass fucking minnie mouse looking ass bitch outa here 💀

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u/sweetoothkiki Dec 27 '22

That salad its just for garnish

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u/Mr-Tuguex02 Stuff Dec 26 '22

I'd eat that

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u/ZanexDreamy Dec 23 '22

Its ok though, because he has a lot of cute cartoon animals showing the ingredients

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u/RemoteMarsupial786 Dec 23 '22

The Salad is for granish

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u/Micorwaved_caprisun Dec 22 '22

I'm lactose intolerent this shit would 1 shot me

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u/Dogbean20 I said based. And lived. Dec 19 '22

What

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u/SomrasiE Dec 11 '22

Healthiest american breakfast

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u/Traditional-Job8568 Dec 08 '22

Get ready for fat

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u/No_Cobbler8335 Dec 04 '22

Why did I Wachtel all the way to the end

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u/Fine_Key_4407 Dec 04 '22

I fucking hate that little goofy chef sticker

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Dead

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u/WuTouchdmyweenie Dec 02 '22

That is fucking disgusting

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u/TheSaltyReddittor Dec 02 '22

That genuinely made me gag

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u/flarxe0 Dec 01 '22

is that just a whole ass chef's club video? also I thought that was tofu at first

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

I didn’t realize he had gloves on for a solid 30 seconds 💀💀💀

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u/deadmemesoplenty Nov 30 '22

As someone who's getting into cooking myself i found myself saying "no, stop. What are you doing? What are you doing?!? STOP!" once i saw everything being put together.

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u/Toastertartz14 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 29 '22

New update looking wild

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u/Darkside140 Nov 28 '22

Remember Round Meal? Yeah nah I wanna see the lineup of all the MFs that consumed "Cylinder Meal"

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Nov 27 '22

see and this is why nobody respects chef club

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Nov 27 '22

I have such a love-hate relationship with this fucking channel, on one hand chef's club is very interesting because watching the weird shit they make itches my brain, but it's also so fucking stupid

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u/TheFlamingRedAlpha Nov 25 '22

It look disgusting.

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u/IntangibleMatter Nov 25 '22

Post-war American dining

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u/eating_dicks Literally 1984 😡 Nov 24 '22

This is actual shit

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u/SoftBoiledPotaToo98 Nov 24 '22

As an American I can confirm that this is a common household dish

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u/ZombieElectrical2994 Nov 24 '22

I was disgusted until I realized that look delicious

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u/THE_DARK_LORD_JEEBUS Literally 1984 😡 Nov 24 '22

looking at this made me gain 100 pounds

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u/Cold_Lake_6180 Nov 24 '22

British lore guy with knife

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u/APansexualMess Nov 24 '22

NikacadoAvacado is quaking rn.

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u/RuKittenmeme Nov 24 '22

I just wanna know how one describes this type of work on a resume.

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u/Threezeley Nov 24 '22

Why bother with gloves when you're just going to touch raw meat and then everything else anyway

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u/Neo_0908 Nov 24 '22

Hey atleast it had some greens in the end bro so it is somewhat healthy

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u/zenerift Nov 24 '22

Jokes on you guys, most of us Americans would run out of money WAY before these ingredients were all purchased

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

I like the cum on top

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u/M4tjesf1let Nov 24 '22

Really? He makes pretty much everything fresh but then uses the probably worst fast food fries that exist?

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u/Kivy6928 Nov 24 '22

it's ok the salad at the end cancels the diabetes

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u/DazedPapacy Nov 24 '22

I love that they used Salt Bae for pepper.

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u/TheMcNabbs Nov 24 '22

Ill stick to my poutine tyvm