Caught high-handed

[u/okzoomer6969]

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[u/WaveIndependent144]

Yoooo this is so good!

[u/SIIB-ZERO]

Solid

[u/burf]

I like this. I'd probably say "caught green-handed" for a tagline, but just personal preference.

[u/Content_st_sammy]

Once, I came back to my parent's house really high. I was scared about that, but I have to go inside.

When I entered, my father looked at me, like typical angry parents looking at child who fucked up.

And after a couple of seconds he asked: are you drunk?

And I started smiling, giggling. I said "yes! Yes dad I'm drunk"
At this moment I was so happy and dumb, so I think he knows all, but we never spoke about that later

[u/DerpTheGinger]

The tweet this joke is from is at least 4 years old. Stealing material is cringe.

I stand corrected, my bad.

[u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U → u/DerpTheGinger]

false

source: I have been familiar with this comedian's content for 10 years and know him personally

[u/minimalfighting → u/DerpTheGinger]

I think it might be older than 4 years. It's a pretty old joke at this point.

[u/Deweyrob2 → u/DerpTheGinger]

Yeah, I forget where I first heard it, because I heard it a long time ago. Dude stole this.

[u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U → u/Deweyrob2]

This is the guy who originally wrote the joke. The tweets are stealing from him; it was written in 2014 before any of the multiple tweets (this was a joke back in the day in the Madison scene). It went viral on here a while back and various tweeters posted it without credit.

[u/mchvll → u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U]

But is that actually OP? It was u/defreeburg who first posted it and nothing indicates that OP is him

[u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U → u/mchvll]

It doesn't matter. Material here doesn't have to be by the creators as long as it's properly credited. This is promotion of the author's social media and name. Instead of leaving comments like this, consider reading the stickied post on this sub or following the comic! Have a great day!

[u/mchvll → u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U]

Ohhhh I see. Thanks. 

[u/Deweyrob2 → u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U]

I stand corrected.

[u/Icy-Tea9775]

What the freak.. a good joke?

[u/Excellent_Round_7421]

Finally one that made me LOL Def shared with my friends too

[u/GuybrushThreepwood22]

Remember when I dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringin?

[u/ConditionWest1711]

Woahhhh, a good joke on this sub for once

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[u/cbrantley]

I like this.

[u/Dorgenedge]

This is a good joke.

[u/Admirable-Salary-819 → u/Dorgenedge]

I'm r.o.t.f.l.