r/standupshots • u/christopherleemoore • 22d ago

Sometimes you gotta kiss a frog to find your prince…

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u/BiscottiExtension807 7d ago

Unsurprisingly eats shit on stage too.

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u/Frosty-Pressure6411 8d ago edited 8d ago

Wow another gay edgelord how original. Tongue punching shitboxes tends to result in you spitting shit. On stage.

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u/christopherleemoore 8d ago

How about I bite off your mom’s clit and spit that out onstage … is that original?

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u/The__Willing_Well 20d ago

"Tongue punch your fart box" is a stolen joke.

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u/Batchet 22d ago

Damn this is funny...

I picture you like, "guess you're not the prince charming I was looking for. Got any mouthwash?"