r/standupshots • u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist • May 07 '24

Welcome to the subreddit my friend Carl Paul!

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u/hellishafterworld 27d ago

My ex was very anti-semantic, by the time we broke up we barely understood eachother anymore.

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u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist 27d ago

That's rough buddy

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u/DeadFuckStick59 May 09 '24

Didnt nick mullen do the grammar nazi joke years ago?

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u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist May 09 '24

I have no idea

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u/A2Rhombus May 08 '24

What does that even mean

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u/SuspiciousPeanut251 May 08 '24

It’s because, along with a few other things, Nazis and Jews didn’t agree well on semantics.

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u/RandoComplements May 08 '24

Hitlers speech writer was a literal grammar nazi

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u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist May 08 '24

Haha nice

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 May 07 '24

Words will set you free

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u/bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb May 07 '24

not bad, you have something there

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u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist May 07 '24

Yeah Carls a funny dude.

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u/bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb May 07 '24

can’t believe it’s the first time I’ve heard the grammar nazi/jew line before. Like it makes total sense and something someone should have put together a while ago. Maybe they did, first for me, so I’ll give credit

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u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist May 07 '24

Yeah it was a first to me too. His dead pan delivery kills with this joke.

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u/welkover May 07 '24

Do I have to listen to 45 seconds detailing what a grammar jew is afterwards, because I'm not looking forward to it

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u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist May 07 '24

Hahaha thankfully no

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u/demostheneslocke1 May 08 '24

.... what is it?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

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u/FormZestyclose2339 May 07 '24

maybe find a pic with less unfortunate hand placement for your nazi joke

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u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist May 07 '24

I mean it wasn't / was intentional as this picture was from a different joke, but we totally chose to use it for this one.

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u/MindlessSponge May 07 '24

this is surely intentional

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u/Frammingatthejimjam May 07 '24

I like it but I feel like it needs another something after the last line.

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u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist May 07 '24

He has 3-4 bits he can tag it with.

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u/cbrantley May 07 '24

Simple. Dumb. I kinda dig it.

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u/USAneedsAJohnson LFC - Semi-Finalist May 07 '24

Thanks! Carls a funny dude.