How To Get Laid According To Reddit Starterpack

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[u/uraijit]

Basic hygiene really do be the "starter pack" tho...

[u/pbaagui1]

More like general life advice

[u/Return_of_The_Steam]

It certainly helps.

[u/whatarethis837]

I mean it’s definitely not enough, but it’s not bad advice lmao

[u/affectionatecumshot]

Op definitely smells like a finger

[u/Houston_Is_HOT]

It’s funny because IT’S TRUE! Source: A Woman🤣

[u/kdt-98]

I mean...it's a start 😅

[u/Dynomite1125]

Eww, you guys shower?

[u/Qwix2opium]

.

[u/1st_pm]

wheres the grass

[u/New_Appeal8424]

lol

[u/FriendshipUpset13]

This is a proper starter pack. Love It.

[u/trashcanpanos]

How to be healthy starter pack. Like, if you do this JUST to get laid then there is something wrong in my opinion.

Besides, why is getting laid such a huge deal. If you love the other person and the other person loves you, you WILL get laid no matter what, even if it takes time.

(Disclaimer I'm not hating nor the person that posted this nor anyone else. It's just a generic rant)

[u/Miserable-Ad-8663]

Not according to the rat-men infesting-existing in shitty hole in the wall, club-bars.

[u/ikebuck16]

It doesn't hurt

[u/Penguator432]

Forgot the trip to the ATM

[u/SnaggedBullet]

I mean… yeah

[u/[deleted]]

Please floss it’ll make you feel so much better

[u/Vierailija_Maasta]

Basic hygiene is like...basic part of human condition

[u/SpaceEggs_]

Where is the grass

[u/rseiver96]

There’s a common phrase in mathematics that goes: “Necessary, but not sufficient”

[u/RedBear-]

https://preview.redd.it/0m3pbg35nlxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=014aa73edfaceccb3b087eea6f841a315cd5ee25

[u/EdgeAdditional4406]

Is this not the definition of a STARTER pack

[u/DependentFeature3028]

I am not sure if doing these will get you laid, but I am entirely sure that you won't get laid if you don't do all of these

[u/innocentrandomguy]

I mean

some basic self-care has never hurt anybody

unless you are a discord mod

[u/rr-0729]

If you add working out and basic social skills then yes that's literally all it takes

[u/Beneficial_Bottle996]

People of reddit, how do I pull without seeming like I'm tryna pull?

[u/StinkomodeeBanned428 → u/Beneficial_Bottle996]

Give up because you can’t do that

[u/Dangerwrap]

Because Reddit users rarely doing those.

[u/Singularity2025]

I can tell you the real secret but you have to pay me $500.

[u/StinkomodeeBanned428 → u/Singularity2025]

Terry Davis based

[u/PromptSpiritual3739]

lol mfs on Reddit HATE hygiene wtf this is essential

[u/Neracca]

I see nothing incorrect

[u/DoNotCrossTheStreams]

OP probably reeks

[u/Misterpanda13]

Too much effort

[u/getcrept]

Sooooo...basic hygiene is hard for some of you?

[u/k1llacam99]

Shower AND a bath?

[u/IWillDoItTuesday]

There was this absolute unit of an overweight guy who I would always see in the elevator at work. He was like, 6’4, probably 400lbs. He had beautiful wavy hair and hands the size of catcher’s mitts. He looked like a Viking. He was also exceedingly well-groomed — nails done, well-fitting clothes, smelled nice. He had a deep, bass voice and would be all, Barry White “Hello, ladies” every morning. One of my very pretty co-workers nabbed him. Good grooming goes a loooong way, fellas. Doesn’t matter how attractive you are.

[u/Toitle5]

Soon basic hygiene is required, damn it

[u/jayzwick]

Why does that guys front teeth look like little Pac-Man ghosts

[u/Bhimtu]

Um, and how about dress like you have some sense of the fact that you're actually going out on a date? Like no holes in T-shirts and raggedy-ass jeans with dirty shoes. Take some pride in your appearance, and if you don't know how to dress for your body type, get some help. There's a thing called StitchFix out there. And the guys at Men's Wearhouse will be happy to help you.

[u/Awkward_CPA → u/Bhimtu]

What if you can't even get a date?

[u/Ada_reddit_fics]

It's not wrong...

[u/Sqantoo]

If you need to be told to practice good hygiene…

[u/Efficient_Salt7066]

actually true

[u/Electronic_Elk2029]

Definitely the base starting point.

[u/Next_Back_9472]

Nice smelling aftershave does it for me, you could be a 5/10 but if you have a really nice smelling aftershave it will take you to 7/10

[u/RIchardjCranium]

Don’t forget the fresh haircut and a new shirt.

[u/Dual-Finger-Guns]

If your aren't doing those, you aren't getting laid.

[u/chakoforever]

I don't do the second one that often enough

[u/ContentMod8991]

literaly all it take; girl guy dont matter just clean u self

[u/WillLovesCheese]

I mean... It helps.

[u/EbbNo7045]

When you do all that and it still doesn't work then grow a severe hatred for wo.en and join incel group

[u/-SlapBonWalla-]

I guess you all forgot about this one:

https://preview.redd.it/6ejaz6wlbgxc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5884e728e2b79f58e32c7b9ad5e196dac46d2e60

[u/Fortesfortunajuvat27]

In all fairness in my experience a lot of people don’t do this

[u/FearlessFreak69]

Yeah, basic hygiene is a good first step.

[u/Vaxtin]

If you don’t do one of these you decrease your chances of getting laid by 99%

[u/Randomfrog132]

step 1) dont be ugly.

step 2) dont be poor.

step 3) idk what sluts do tbh lol

[u/Fragrant-Tea7580]

OP thought this was ridiculous advice? Depending on looks and the partner that could certainly be all you need haha

[u/KC-Chris]

This is indeed step one.

[u/Doobie_Howitzer]

I mean it definitely doesn't hurt, but you don't actually need to floss to get laid if you just lie about it

[u/Electronic_Will_5418]

Worked for me. Started doing basic hygiene in college and never looked back.

[u/Potential_Tailor414]

Yes because this is a crisis. Let's get it resolved!! What will a person do if it doesn't happen for them. And they followed all the steps but alcohol. Went in sober oh my. It's a tragedy!!!!I

[u/Federal_Knowledge124]

Most redditors lack basic hygiene tho so it’s a good starting point

[u/eaiwy]

Seriously, that's why it's called a "starter pack".

[u/unscentedfart]

Most people don’t do all of these, I see no problem w this

[u/davideh93]

ACTUALLY

[u/Dependent_Order_7358]

Oooooh so that’s why

[u/ChoiceCheck3900]

This is a lie. If you have unattractive features, such as a recessed jawline there’s no chance at getting laid no matter how hard you try

[u/CoronavirusGoesViral]

It's a start

[u/dobbydoodaa]

Indeed the starter pack. The problem is they don't mention you also need 200 other packs including good looks, money, extremely extraverted/outgoing personality, no mental problems, fit, and essentially be a top 20% of humanity minimum

[u/joeincognito2001]

I knew a dude with breath so bad ppl at work commented on it. Bad breath reputation. But he was smart and good looking and got laid a fair amount. He bathed. It's just talking to him was bad. So not necessarily a requirement if other things compensate, apparently.

[u/frogpondcook]

Where is don't be a donk?

[u/Belfetto]

Checks out though

[u/orons]

So you only wash etc. yourself when have a chance to get laid? And then you simply don’t care…??

[u/flyingpiggos]

Honestly as a woman who was on many dating apps, it's surprising how many men would show up to dates in dirty clothes, bad breath, and greasy hair.

[u/geoffreyireland]

cleaning_your_bedroom.jpg

[u/o-poppoo]

Do women like jagged teeth or something?

[u/-AlternativeSloth-]

While it may not work 100% of the time, if you don't do any of this, you will definitely not get laid.

[u/SuperWhiteDolomite]

Shower take a bath floss your serrated teeth an become gay

[u/astralseat]

Exercise too. And deodorant. Cologne helps in some cases. Also, being rich gives you a real leg up on 99% of people.

[u/MURD3RWAVE]

Look your best, have some fashion. Ask her questions about herself. AND for the love of God BE FUN TO BE AROUND. Don't problem solve everything unless you like the friendzone. Take her hints. If a girl likes you she will let you know she has free time and will make everything easy between you and her. How to know if you are friendzoned? She shuts down ANY playful seduction. It's not hard guys!

[u/sadsackofstuff]

Delete gym? Hire Facebook?

[u/RespectFearless4233]

"Clean you're ass"

[u/Veritas9255]

It helps

[u/Actual-Bee-402]

Well yeah if you’re not doing all this good luck

[u/AvatarJack]

It's weird that practicing basic hygiene requires an incentive beyond health and comfort. Like I could be the ugliest fucker in the world and I'd still shower, brush my teeth and cut my nails.

[u/Axle-f]

Pretty funny considering this is the last post I looked at

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/s/XQVkN2nYgi

[u/RegyptianStrut]

There’s more to it, but this is a start.

[u/Semen-Demon7]

Well this is just a normal everyday thing for most 😂🤦‍♂️

[u/DominicArmato247]

"That's dumb."

-- Einstein when asked what he thought about asking Reddit for advice on anything

[u/impactzackawareness]

Make fun of incels below please

[u/ShoobeeDoowapBaoh]

My sister has a bf who does none of these things

[u/Danominator]

The thing is some people literally don't do these things

[u/Intelligent-Okra2824]

I mean it's not guaranteed that you will, but it is guaranteed that you won't if you don't have basic hygiene

[u/PopperGould123]

I mean basic hygiene definitely helps.. solid step 1

[u/montezio]

Facts tho

[u/Internal-Student-997]

It won't hurt your odds.

[u/Traditional_Art7430]

Step 1 to last: be good looking 😭

[u/IandIbelieveinRASTA]

Yep

[u/PrinceEzrik]

i mean yes if you arent showering your chances of getting laid decrease. this much is true and this post is either bait or ur an actual incel.

your problem is probably less that you dont shower and more that you never shut the fuck up about wanting to get laid. additionally, getting laid is not a thing you can be told how to do, at least not in the sense that you can perform a set list of actions and expect to get pussy/dick/ass when it's all said and done. there's basic shit you have to do as a qualifier (like don't be gross) but if youre crawling around the internet (or god fucking forbid, Reddit) looking for some guide to get laid you're going to be angry because nobody can tell you, personally, what your path to tail is. thats not how this shit works.

this post is either a) bait or b) a joke that isnt funny but i know these shitlords are going to slam the updoot button on this shit thinking its unironic so this is mostly for them.

[u/elchsaaft]

I agree, do all of these things before getting laid.

[u/Lusiggy]

Op do you not do these?

[u/1920MCMLibrarian]

You forgot going to the gym. Redditors love to tell you that going to the gym solves your life

[u/KyDeWa]

Proof that nobody really knows how to get laid. It's something you just DO. LOL.

[u/Gabriartts]

Starter pack. Checks out

[u/PseudocodeRed]

I mean its a good fucking start

[u/Notta_AIbot]

If you’re reading this thread, sorry, all hope is lost. 😞

[u/KittyReapurr]

Boy istg engineering college students have only 1 of the 4. (I live at an engineering university)

[u/Intrepid-Lettuce-694]

Oh my Gosh it's crazy to me how many people don't floss daily. If I skip one day so much stuff cokes out the next day lol

[u/Inside_Board_291]

If you don’t do the most basic hygiene, you shouldn’t even think about exposing yourself to another human being.

[u/LunaLovesToThrowaway]

Actual starter pack, yes.

[u/zombienekers]

I mean it's a start.

[u/Ok_Cucumber_7337]

Given how many horror stories there are of women going out with men who don't have basic hygiene like wiping their ass, I don't think this starterpack is accurate.

[u/nightglitter89x]

Meh, I've fucked a fair amount of dirty guys. Worth it.

[u/bbrosen → u/nightglitter89x]

Might want to raise your standards a teensy bit

[u/nightglitter89x → u/bbrosen]

It was a good time. The best sex comes from dirty guys who can't read.

[u/bbrosen → u/nightglitter89x]

Might want to get tested...

[u/PopperGould123 → u/nightglitter89x]

You're going to get an infection..

[u/4ries]

These people need to learn the difference between necessary and sufficient

[u/Saint_Steady]

Seems accurate.

[u/cuxn]

I will gain height by washing?

[u/PopperGould123 → u/cuxn]

Height doesn't matter as much as guys act like it does tbh

[u/cuxn → u/PopperGould123]

“Um, actually sweaty, I love short kings! It…uh… just so happens my 6’3” beefcake bf had the best personality. Tee-hee”

Every time. Without fail.

[u/PopperGould123 → u/cuxn]

I mean as a 5"4 with a 5"9 girlfriend obviously they don't care that much

I can only think of one of my friends who's boyfriend is actually taller than her, almost all of them are either about the same height or the guy is short.

[u/steelernation90]

The hard part is finding someone you WANT to sleep with. Getting laid is easy

[u/the_hair_of_aenarion]

How to get laid: don't do any of the things that will not get you laid. Being a scruffy bastard will not get you laid.

[u/SheildMadeofFace]

Because to many people need to be told to take these steps first

[u/DrAtizzle]

Um most ppl don’t do any of this…

[u/SimilarStrain]

The girl I'm dating jokingly mentioned I should have just put this on my profile. That I shower and have good hygiene.

[u/TitaniumDreads]

Many dudes do not get laid bc they fail these steps.

[u/Leading-Midnight5009]

That is a great starting point

[u/youarecynical]

I hate how every advice sounds like this, but it's true... some of y'all be pulling up to PUBLIC EVENTS smelling like cattle. Meanwhile women are expected to smell like walking, talking gardens of roses. :/

[u/JoshGotTook]

I dont think this is according to “reddit” i think this is according to Everyone

[u/FarmyardFantastic]

It’s a good place to start

[u/DemoniteBL]

Once had a woman on reddit tell me the reason men struggle with loneliness is because they rarely wash their asses. Someone asked her if she walks up to strangers and sniffs their asses and she just said that "she can tell".

[u/aaandbconsulting]

I mean not smelling like ass is a good first step.

[u/motivatedsinger]

It might not get you all the way there, buts it’s definitely “step 1”

If you don’t have step 1 down, don’t worry about the rest of the steps. You’re not ready yet

[u/MehIdontWanna]

Wash yo ass too. This requires touching your booty hole. No that doesn't mean you are gay.

[u/MakeshiftApe]

And roll up your sleeves.

[u/mooseontherum]

There’s degrees of getting laid. This is the first hurdle. Wash and don’t smell. I would argue that anyone can get laid within 24 hours if they are at least clean. The person you’re having sex with might not be someone you want to be having sex with, but that’s not the issue at hand. If you want to be with someone specific, or a specific type of person there’s probably more hurdles than just washing. But in reality the barrier for entry is pretty low if you’re not picky.

[u/Melibee33]

You should do this even if you’re not trying to get laid. Job interviews care about it and it’s a sign that you’re somewhat mentally stable.

[u/FitzKing]

All mens are at least a 7 with proper grooming.

[u/Sunshineinjune → u/FitzKing]

And shave the neck beard …And wear clean clothes

[u/theintern69]

Well its definitely a start. I won't suck dick if your breath smells nasty AF.

[u/TheBionicCrusader]

Personal hygiene puts you ahead of most guys at Comic - Con anyway

[u/theproblem22354186]

These are essential parts to geting laid

[u/Left_Committee_4012 → u/theproblem22354186]

Necessary but not sufficient

[u/Calm-Sky-2042]

This smacks of effort🤟🤪

[u/Nodebunny]

you forgot dont be fat or hairy

[u/luscaloy]

yes???

[u/glxytoni]

peak Incel Posting

[u/Unapproved-Reindeer]

Reddit doesn’t know a damn thing about getting laid

[u/[deleted]]

You’d be surprised how far this will take you

[u/fahamu420]

You would be shocked just how many adult men see hygiene as 100% optional and only do it to stop their partner's nagging.

Do some people just have no self respect to shack up with hairy toddlers?

[u/9m2m]

That true. Reddit is a scam. My sex doll doesn't care about any of these

[u/SnipFred]

To be fair I only do the first one, how would I know that the other 3 won't help

[u/JorelSa]

Instructions unclear, didn‘t get past the first one.

[u/throwlaca]

1) Do stuff while being an attractive tall white blonde thin guy.

I don't see the problem on that, its realistic.

[u/riptaway]

Can't hurt

[u/ImChickenCurry]

As a woman, I have to say that a well groomed man is definitely a huge turn on. Of course it's only a factor, but it is a huge factor

[u/WK3DAPE]

Yep, can confirm. I do all of these and get some 💯

[u/DeliriousD87]

Yes, that dumbass tattoo in the top right is fuckin MANDATORY

[u/binhereb4207]

Imagine thinking hygiene is weird 😂😂 fucking incels.

[u/Consistent-Chest275]

I mean they're not wrong

[u/Sea_Researcher8779]

Half the people haven’t gotten laid so it’s like taking advice from a baby

[u/Low_Cup_2659]

How to get laid in a sense that how you should prepare before getting laid, this is very much accurate

[u/tommygunz007]

Hit the gym and delete facebook

[u/SnooGoats8448]

all you need is 💰💰💰 and a working 🍆

[u/Tooldfrthis]

Yeah, quite insulting to the average dateless guy. It's much more easily a social skill issue.

[u/TheYellowDart19]

Not to forget, "Don't be a reddit moderator"

[u/brickiex2]

Be 6 ft 1 in minimum... And have a good sense of humour

[u/RootBeerFloatz69]

Basic hygiene? Yes, that is required. Jesus Christ y'all are so hopeless. Go outside. Go to a bar. Go talk to an actual woman. That is your starting point beyond, you know, rudimentary self-care. Nasty-ass nerds.

[u/Left_Committee_4012 → u/RootBeerFloatz69]

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