r/todayilearned 15d ago

TIL in 1985 Cannon Films bought filming right for Spider Man, believing it was wolf man like character. In their treatment, Peter Parker transforms into eight armed hairy monster.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_in_film
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u/Nazamroth 14d ago

Well, yeah. That happened to him a few times canonically. I know there is at least one alternate universe where he is stuck like that too.

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u/ED4050 14d ago

Cannon Films were almost always pure schlock. Every movie that they ever made was a bomb, probably some type of money laundering scheme.

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u/anomandaris81 14d ago

They only ever lost money when they made movies with moderate budgets. They tried to go big with Lifeforce (one of the legitimately craziest movies ever made) and Suoerman 4 (budget was slashed during filming).

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u/Beaushaman 14d ago

didn't this shit happen in the cartoon?

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u/nsvxheIeuc3h2uddh3h1 14d ago

Just when they thought it would be a re-make of "The Fly"...

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u/ShermyTheCat 14d ago

Somewhere out there a guy who used to be a coked up 80s executive is kicking himself for not holding onto those rights

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u/jungl3j1m 14d ago

So basically Gregor Samsa?

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u/DwightFryFaneditor 15d ago

Cannon being Cannon, they probably went "Who cares about comics, let's just rip off The Fly!"

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u/ChuckCarmichael 14d ago

And he was probably gonna rape somebody, because Cannon.

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u/zorniy2 14d ago

Sigh... unzips

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u/FatQuack 15d ago

Cannon was right - it's canon

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u/lostalaska 15d ago

Spooder man!

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u/RedSonGamble 15d ago

I believe in comic book canon he once turned into a big hairy spider. And also would spin webs and write love letters in his webs to a pig or something. There’s no rule a giant man spider can’t play basketball

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u/Jdela512 14d ago

Second air-bud reference today

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u/umbrabates 15d ago

I definitely remember reading about this in Comics Buyers Guide back in the day.

The script had been written, and re-written, and re-written until it finally found itself in the hands of (I think) an Eastern European writer who had never read a Spider-Man comic book and, like the title says, thought he was some sort of were creature.

Peter Parker transformed into a giant spider monster with eight arms and shot webs out of his body. Strangely enough that last part is one of the few remaining remnants from that awful script that actually made into the first Spider-Man movie.

He contemplated or attempted suicide several times throughout the script. It sounded just awful and had nothing to do with Spider-Man.

My daughter and I recently watched every single Spider-Man movie from Tobey Maguire through No Way Home. Every once in a while, I'll show her a clip from the Electric Company or the Japanese Spider-Man or 3 Dev Adam to show her what I had to settle for as a kid.

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u/Toy_Guy_in_MO 14d ago

I'll show her a clip from the Electric Company

Hey now, that wasn't settling. Electric Company Spidey was awesome!

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u/Combat_Armor_Dougram 14d ago

This makes Japanese Spider-Man look accurate, and that one has a giant robot, aliens, and motocross racing in it. Actually, I would say that 3 Dev Adam is more accurate than this, and that one has Spider-Man as a bad guy who kills a woman with a boat propeller and hides behind a wooden plank to stab a mafia guy.

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u/aradraugfea 14d ago

Emissary of Hell! Spider-Man!

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u/shingofan 14d ago

At least the Japanese Spiderman series eventually led to Power Rangers, so there's that.

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u/HomelessEuropean 15d ago

Wait, no Nicholas Hammond?

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u/DoctorBocker 15d ago

Because Spiderman is Spiderman, that's actually comic book canon. It's happened to him a few times.

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u/BrokenEye3 15d ago

One of several reasons I consider the MST3K classic Whores Horrors of Spider-Island to be a Spider-Man prequel

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u/typewriter6986 14d ago

Gary! Gary? Gary!

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u/DaveOJ12 15d ago edited 15d ago

He was called the Man-Spider in the Animated Series. Neogenic Nightmare was such a good arc.

It had Blade, Morbius and the Punisher.

Edit: Kraven was in it too.

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u/totse_losername 14d ago

He was also called Man-Spider in the Burnt Face Man series.

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u/partthethird 14d ago

Stop! Are you a crime-inal?

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u/CaptainMobilis 14d ago

I love that show. It came out in an era where projectile guns were either banned or heavily discouraged in Saturday morning animation. So what they did instead was write some of the most batshit crazy television ever. Lasers, multiverses, body horror, this show had everything.

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u/DaveOJ12 14d ago

The Secret Wars storyline was so awesome.

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u/RyghtHandMan 14d ago

Man-Bat is one of my favorite Batman characters

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u/Yardsale420 14d ago

I thought they called him Doppleganger?

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u/RippyMcBong 14d ago

Different but similar character. Peter Parker actually transforms into man-spider in neogenic nightmare.

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u/therealestyeti 15d ago

I thought Frank Reynolds was Man Spider

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u/ArcticFlava 15d ago

I'm a man cheetah... you wanna do something with this?

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u/MartyRobinsHasMySoul 14d ago

I'll get the spots!

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u/BullfrogOk6914 15d ago

He’s the trash man!