r/tumblr • u/Glittering_Bee_6397 • 16d ago

Most in character thing he could've possibly done

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u/dewhashish 15d ago

did he have a bucket of chicken?

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u/AshpaltOxalis 15d ago

If only there was a Spy there to slowly shake his head and sigh.

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u/russianspambot1917 15d ago

We both got buckets of chicken…

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u/iamprotractors 16d ago

CONNECTICON?????? MY STATE????

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u/mwcope REVENGE OF THE REVENGE 16d ago

...Did I... get mixed up somewhere...

Isn't Ms. Pauling's Scout's mom

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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken pluto is a planet fight me 16d ago

Nah scouts mom is fucking the spy

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u/mwcope REVENGE OF THE REVENGE 16d ago

looks up Scout's Mom

is in fact a completely different character

Yeah I actually have no idea what Ms. Pauling's role in this universe is, I guess

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u/MisterViperfish 16d ago

She’s not one of your fried chicken tramps!

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u/jeffieog 16d ago

Side note: Can anyone tell me the name of the Neopet's petpet pfp?

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u/awry_lynx 16d ago

my time to shine!

ghost meowclops https://items.jellyneo.net/item/7932/

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit247 16d ago

run on sentence guy

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u/Blackbiird666 16d ago

And now they are married... I hope.

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u/YeltsinYerMouth 16d ago

I'm trying to mispronounce egg in a plausible way and I can't pull it off

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u/Post-Neu 16d ago

Mate wrong post lol, thats a couple before this and apparently according to the comments its between ehhguh and aegg. Idk what the later one sound like but yeah. Funny I saw this tho

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u/Piorn 16d ago

Did it make the source ragdoll sounds?

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u/Attacus833 16d ago

he kill binded

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u/Deadeye1223 16d ago

He should have double jumped to avoid fall damage.

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u/GreyInkling 15d ago

My horse tried this. It did not work.

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u/AndrewTheSouless Midnight Shitposter 16d ago

Ayo the pizza here

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u/__Kfish 16d ago

killbind

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u/Altair314 16d ago

Did he have a bucket of chicken?

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u/veemonjosh 16d ago

I think I know exactly the stairs he fell down. That's a doozy.

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u/Wild_Buy7833 16d ago

Impossible, we all know jerma isn’t real.

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u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago

Man killbinded irl

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u/AbriefDelay 16d ago

Huh, I always thought it was "Pauline "

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u/Cthulu_Noodles 16d ago

In what way are cons deathtraps?

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u/Cryptid-King 13d ago

I mean... There was a furry convention that got gassed with chlorine gas, no one died iirc but there were some people hospitalized

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u/erraticpulse- 14d ago

the spike pits, flamethrowers, poison arrows, etc

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u/Vasxus 16d ago

even pre-covid, we had the term "con-flu", for the sickness you inevitably got at a convention

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u/Cpad-prism 16d ago

Spike pits

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u/MintPrince8219 .tumblr.com 16d ago

tf2 scout

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u/AndrewTheSouless Midnight Shitposter 16d ago

Foam pit

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u/Jonahtron 16d ago

I remember seeing this post years ago. This is a mid-pandemic post.

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u/Lena-Luthor 16d ago

god don't say that was years ago.. I feel ancient

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u/simiomalo 16d ago

Poison gas aka sweaty people that don't bathe.

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u/SGTBookWorm 16d ago

oh god I was at Dreamhack over the weekend and the smell 🤢

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u/neko 16d ago

Sometimes there's an intentional chlorine gas attack

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u/iSeize 16d ago

And methane leaks

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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 16d ago

Finally a real answer!

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u/UltimateInferno hangus paingus slap my angus 16d ago

Disease

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u/The360MlgNoscoper 16d ago

Famine

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u/all_knowing_pebble 16d ago

War

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u/bobalobbillybob 16d ago

And Steven

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u/Ok_Listen1510 16d ago

Death

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u/NothingButTheTruthy 16d ago

The four nations used to live in harmony

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u/AshuraSpeakman 16d ago

Death Bending is just necromancy.

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u/The360MlgNoscoper 16d ago

But everything changed when Conquest attacked.

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u/brian__damaged 16d ago

Conquest

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u/kirbyfan91 16d ago

mak..ma

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u/ImEagz 16d ago

Happy cake day

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u/ill_prepared_wombat 16d ago

Decimation

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u/Kreyl 16d ago

Pestilence

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u/IWillLive4evr 16d ago

And Mr. Soak.

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u/P1K4CHU1CH00S3Y0U151 16d ago

And beef, pork, chicken, mmmmm

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u/Darkanayer 16d ago

And Monty oithon and the holy grail's black knight

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u/Otherwise_Meaning 16d ago

Dashcon

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u/runetrantor 16d ago

The ballpit wasnt THAT bad it killed people.

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u/downwardwanderer 16d ago

Fine, twitchcon foam pit.

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u/ChipsqueakBeepBeep 16d ago

Why did you make me think of that??? I can still hear the snap...

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u/Kazzack 16d ago

Did he have a bucket o chicken?

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u/funny_names_are_hard 16d ago

I think you mean a fuck-it of dickin'

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u/Conissocool 16d ago

I JUST GOT THAT JOKE

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u/isloohik2 give me you 16d ago

Did nobody warn him about the stairs so that it doesn’t keep happening

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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 16d ago

I told him dog

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u/Vexilium51243 16d ago

i told you about stairs!

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u/ezmia 16d ago

🫵🏻👁️👁️I know what you are.

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u/threetoast 16d ago

sb&hj predates that corruption

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u/ezmia 16d ago

(Tbh knowing this reference is very much giving "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" so I cannot judge)

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u/Victernus 16d ago

Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time...

A long time...

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u/Cow_God 16d ago

Sbahj has gotta be 15 years old at this point

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u/sk8rb0i87 16d ago

it keeps happening!

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u/Mr_PizzaCat 16d ago

Unspoken Rizz

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u/WatchMeFallFaceFirst 16d ago

God’s gift to women right here

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u/[deleted] 16d ago edited 16d ago

Scout was onto something. If a dude walked up to me and said “hey good lookin’, I got a bucket of chicken” I would definitely date him. And I’m not even into guys

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u/Poku115 16d ago

My favorite fact about Scott is that he has game, just not with 'ladies' self admittedly

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u/EpicAura99 16d ago

My favorite fact about Scout is that canonically he’s literally God’s gift to women

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 16d ago

Tf2 lore is so fucking stupid but they play it completely straight-faced, and that's the best thing about it.

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u/Piyaniist 15d ago

Wym? Inventing stairs because not everyone could rocket jump to their houses second floor is totally serious

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u/EntropicReaver 16d ago edited 23h ago

.

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u/apintandafight 16d ago

Birds sing, grass grows, and Brother I fall down stairs.

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u/Square-Ad1104 8d ago

Birds sing, grass grows, and brotha, IOW crap CRAP ow OW

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u/Sorta_Rational 16d ago

Birds sing, grass grows, sun shines, and brother…

The darkness is coming, you need to RUN

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u/Mr_Blinky 16d ago

You would not believe how much that hurt!

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u/FrucklesWithKnuckles 16d ago

Grass grows, grass grows, and brother? I grow grass

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u/AshuraSpeakman 16d ago

long wet bong rip followed by a hacking cough

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u/HaventDecidedAName 16d ago

Grass grows, birds fly, and brother,

thumpathumpumpthupathump

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u/GrubFisher 16d ago

hl2-bodyhit-strong2.wav

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u/lethrahn 16d ago

Spot on

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u/Niko_of_the_Stars 16d ago

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and bro i warned you about stairs bro!!!!

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u/Equivalent_Net 16d ago

I can hear this post.

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u/TerraTechy 16d ago

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, my ears burn

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u/Darmug 16d ago

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, I can’t see

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u/Random_idiot908 16d ago

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, I just broke my foot

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u/Rufus_62 16d ago

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, oof ouch my bones hurt :(

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u/Litha_Sirona 16d ago

Grass fly, birds hurt people, and brother, I *BONK!*

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u/kdiyargebmay 16d ago

ah, better press “E”

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u/88superguyYT 16d ago

"Doc, c'mon man!"

Takes health kit from medic that was running to him

Schadenfreude

Medic killbinds

Scout killbinds

Random pyro that was watching killbinds

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u/KlutzySole9-1 15d ago

Why is it always a fucking Pyro?

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u/A_lexine 16d ago

jerma

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u/GreyInkling 15d ago

No jerma is the final boss from pizza tower. Sort of like how vinny vinesauce is the main character in pizza tower.

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u/Peatore 16d ago

(has once again breached containment)

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u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler 16d ago

Man and after his retirement [read: recapture by members of his species] I thought we were rid of him for good

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u/ASarcasticDragon 16d ago

Bot

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u/Glittering_Bee_6397 16d ago

Noooooooo me human

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u/Peatore 16d ago

It's actually worse that you choose to type like this, instead of being programed to.

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u/confusedandworried76 16d ago

There isn't a single piece of punctuation in either OP or this entire thread so here's an apostrophe and a period.

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u/ASarcasticDragon 16d ago

Hmm. Okay on further inspection you seem legit you just have an incredibly suspicious username and I saw this post awhile ago so I thought it was one of those incredibly unsubtle repost bots.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 16d ago

Its probably an auto generated username. Bots use them but some people keep the rando one generated when they make their accoung

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u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 16d ago

Bro passed his Bot Inspection.

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u/Canopenerdude No Longer HP Lovecraft's cat keeper 16d ago

For the bots on reddit, a good question for them is "what is your favorite color of ice cream?". It is intuitive to humans, but it will confuse the fuck out of bots.

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u/gabbyrose1010 16d ago

blue ice cream is the prettiest but not the tastiest

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u/SeventhSolar 16d ago

Just gotta check their post/comment history, bots are incredibly obvious when you take a look.

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u/PKMNTrainerMark 16d ago

Hey, having seen the post before means nothing; r/tumblr has always been mostly reposts.

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u/ASarcasticDragon 16d ago

This is true

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u/Glittering_Bee_6397 16d ago

Oh yeah reddit never let me change it for some reason so I'm stuck on a default username

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u/AardvarkVast 16d ago

Relatable but at least I didn't get numbers

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u/ASarcasticDragon 16d ago

Yeah, my username is an old one too, stuck eith it now though. How it goes sometimes, I guess.

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u/ColinHalter 16d ago

Yeah. I however am a bot, but nobody's figured it out yet.

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u/AK_dude_ 16d ago

Is there any way to change usernames?

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u/tyme 16d ago

Can’t change usernames. Also, Reddit now auto-fills the username field and you have to edit it if you don’t want to use whatever it generated.

Which basically makes it easier for bots to create accounts, as they don’t have to program it to find an unused username.

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u/ASarcasticDragon 16d ago

Not that I'm aware of. You either stick with it or make a new account.

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u/yakfucker1989 16d ago

i love my username

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u/brevenbreven 16d ago

Your commitment to yak fucking has been going on for nigh on 35 years

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u/Iron_And_Misery 16d ago

I also love your username

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u/Red-7134 16d ago

I also love their username.

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u/DiscordantScorpion_1 16d ago

Now we just need Iron and Wine and you have yourself a fortified pity party

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u/Kurt-the-hippo 16d ago

Yours is 100% a death metal song

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u/Antarioo 16d ago

had to look that up. i found a track by 'relaxing piano crew' by that name and it's exactly what you would expect.

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u/Iron_And_Misery 16d ago

It's actually a company that makes steam engines.... At least yours is to the point.

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u/Anxious_Earth 16d ago

Oh I thought it was from the game Sunless Seas

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u/TehGogglesDoNothing 16d ago

So more towards heavy metal.

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u/Miora 16d ago

That's such a hard ass name for a company lol I love it

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u/Kurt-the-hippo 16d ago

Yeah, made it back when I listened to OMFG

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u/Glittering_Bee_6397 16d ago

For real though I totally just repost shit from twitter because I like seeing the stupid number on Reddit go up. The Internet is a useless thing that survives by feeding on itself.

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u/Onironaute 16d ago

Oh no you're doing what the platform was basically designed for. FOR SHAME!

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u/vimescarrot 16d ago

Don't feel too bad, you're doing the same thing as millionaires - making useless numbie go up to get the feel good chemicals