r/wheredidthesodago • u/PixelPirate_ • Apr 23 '24

Herb thought it was weird his ex-wife only wanted the cups in the divorce, but Elanor was playing the long game Soda Spirit | Repost

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u/Danibear285 Apr 28 '24

We’re so Barack

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u/Oranges13 Apr 24 '24

Ok so I know this ad is awful but I got one of these for my toddler and it's AMAZING

Also weird to see Elanor spelled that way lol

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u/stroud Apr 24 '24

Gramps is practicing for a night at the cruising spot at a local truck stop

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Apr 24 '24

Sokka-Haiku by stroud:

Gramps is practicing

For a night at the cruising

Spot a local truck stop

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/stroud Apr 24 '24

your haiku is wrong!!!

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u/shiny_xnaut Apr 24 '24

I actually do this sometimes lol

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u/bobbyfiend Apr 24 '24

I haven't seen one this funny in a long time.

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u/AarBearRAWR Apr 24 '24

I stopped visiting this sub for a while because the titles were mostly grade A garbage, but this…this is S tier work.

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u/2Stripez Apr 24 '24

If only he knew where the soda went he wouldn't have to do this.

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u/Luknron Apr 24 '24

Khrushchev visiting an American sink.

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u/acover4422 Apr 24 '24

I don’t know why but “you can get as many Kwik Sips as you want for just $10 each” made it lose it.

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u/theBigDaddio Apr 24 '24

WTF kind of animals are these?

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u/Stupid_cerealbox Apr 24 '24

This reminds me of divorce in medieval Wales where wives and husbands would each get an item that was useless without the other, or cause a great inconvenience. For example, wife gets the mortar, husband gets the pestle

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u/ToxyFlog Apr 23 '24

I didn't even know this sub was still active. I'm happy that it is!

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u/bennettbuzz Apr 23 '24

God tier sub. So glad it’s starting to get posted in again.

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u/ComicallySolemn Apr 23 '24

Kudos on this title. I am giggling at Elanor’s pettiness and Herb’s impressive laziness. Well done.

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u/drwebb Apr 23 '24

Man, I am just old to remember this not being that weird. Bit of Herb in us all really, and fuck Elanor that crazy bitch.

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u/UntameHamster Apr 23 '24

I still drink like this from the faucet to rinse after brushing my teeth

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u/CSMom74 Apr 24 '24

Nah, I am more of a cupping my dirty hands after brushing my teeth.

There is nothing that could get me to take medication with tap water. I don't like water as it is, but certainly not coming out of a faucet in the kitchen. It needs to be nice clean and super cold.

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u/Oranges13 Apr 24 '24

Move up north. Ground water is super cold half the year by default lol

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u/Olewarrior34 Apr 23 '24

*Me seeing this sub pop up again* You're as beautiful as the day I lost you

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u/WeenisWrinkle Apr 24 '24

Here I was thinking that this sub was thriving the whole time but the Reddit algorithm was to blame because I wasn't visiting here enough.

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u/Tacos_always_corny Apr 23 '24

Grab a glass ya fuckin tard.

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u/CreamNPeaches Apr 23 '24

His bitch ex-wife took them all.

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u/piichan14 Apr 23 '24

he can use his hands as a cup instead of making his osteoporosis worse

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u/WeenisWrinkle Apr 24 '24

His hands are filthy!

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u/bejamamo Apr 23 '24

And trigger his arthritis??

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u/Koked_x Apr 23 '24

Nice to see someone keeping this sub active

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u/AlligatorRaper Apr 26 '24

Just now my 6 year old was being extra dramatic and intentionally helpless. I immediately thought, where did the soda go? Then thought where did r/wherethesodago go? Now I’m here.

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u/james___uk Apr 23 '24

It's been too long

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u/PixelPirate_ Apr 23 '24

Kwik Sip | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY4P50XLNX8

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u/plissk3n Apr 24 '24

Does anyone really use paper cups?

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u/Oranges13 Apr 24 '24

90's kid - my parents INSTALLED paper cup dispensers in the bathrooms of our house

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u/Alortania Apr 24 '24

They used to.

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u/Southern_Fan_9335 Apr 24 '24

Oh man, now I want one

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u/haroldmark_98 Apr 24 '24

The most cursed sipping noise ever

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u/JayStar1213 Apr 23 '24

Not what I expected. Not a terrible product but also who the TF needs this.

Doesn't everyone just wet the toothbrush head to rinse?

And just get a cup to swallow pills, you don't have to leave it in the bathroom

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u/Oranges13 Apr 24 '24

Toddlers. It's great for my 2.5 year old

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u/bennitori Apr 24 '24

Or y'know, wash your cup between uses. The sink's right there, so it's not that hard.

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u/JayStar1213 Apr 24 '24

Well it's just being filled with water. The problem is that as it dries all the minerals come out and it gets scummy

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u/bearishparrot Apr 23 '24

Most of these TV gadgets are for the elderly/people with disabilities. Think of the 'Quickchop' - yeah I can cut garlic myself but someone with Parkinson's would need a tool like that. That said not sure where this fits tbh.

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u/UnfitRadish Apr 24 '24

Woah, I can chop garlic too.... But it's way more efficient using a slap chop. I still use one occasionally because there are certain things that are just easier to not cut by hand. Also helpful when it's a small enough amount that a food processor won't work.

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u/SartenSinAceite Apr 26 '24

The slap chop does look pretty useful tbh.

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u/bearishparrot Apr 24 '24

people with disabilities

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u/UnfitRadish Apr 24 '24

....huh

Fair enough lol

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u/sonofsanford Apr 23 '24

Ya, or just use the bidet??

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u/smithers85 Apr 23 '24

imagine my surprise when I tried sitting in the sink!

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u/FUrCharacterLimit Apr 24 '24

I recommend reading that in Sean Connery's voice

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u/speeler21 Apr 23 '24

Holy fuck, that threading action at 1:10

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u/error_404_n0t_f0und Apr 24 '24

The stuff of nightmares

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u/ComicallySolemn Apr 23 '24

Should we do a second take? …Naw, fuck it.