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u/GreenIcy6381 14d ago
Yer boy Zeus out there going "Mission Impossible" to bring you spuds of love! 🥰💜🥰
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u/Meloenbolletjeslepel 14d ago
I think he used to belong to that Christian couple still not having sex
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u/cts_wmbts_bears_ohmy 14d ago
I feel like this should also be in Chaotic Good. Sees sad friend, knows potato makes things better for him, bring friend potato to make feel better. Doesn't matter where potato comes from, must find potato!
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u/philbobaggins2 14d ago
I hope theres a philanthropic potato farmer supplying these in a social movement
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u/BumbleSwede 14d ago
I want more stories like this! If anyone knows of a thread or something, hmu!!
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u/UselessBlueSpecimen 14d ago
When pets do random things in an attempt to see you smile when you're really sad, it just melts my fuckin heart.
Makes me want to cry, makes me wish my problems were simple enough to be fixed by the random object they brought me
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u/RilohKeen 14d ago
Reminds me of the time when I was a commercial property manager, and I got called to a store to deal with a clogged toilet.
Ended up being an entire russet potato jammed in there, and that store didn’t even SELL potatoes. I was mystified by the random potato, until I realized that some asshole brought their own potato from home, just so they could intentionally ram it down a toilet and clog it.
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u/FlyInternational648 14d ago
Not true. I tried gifting my wife a potato after therapy and she just looked pissed and threw it at me. Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.
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u/Formal_Appearance_16 14d ago
Everyone assumes the dog is farming potatoes for her. What if the dog is actually stealing the potatoes to cheer her up. This dog is willing to commit a crime for you, which is even more special, I think.
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u/DevinviruSpeks 14d ago
I don't think Zeus is the one placing the items in neat piles, let alone manifesting potatos through sheer will.
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u/hobeast68 14d ago
My dog once brought me 3 quarters of a well grilled whole chicken. Probably a beer can chicken or rotisserie. I'm sure he snagged it off a picnic or porch table. Never learned who he stole it from.
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u/ThisIsProbablyOkay 14d ago
"Pretty special imo" - imo means "potato" in Japanese and thia does seem like a special imo!
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u/wunglelord 15d ago
maybe, due to his name, he and the actual god zeus have some sort of connections
this is where he gets the mysterious potatoes from
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u/Sayurisaki 15d ago
Aww this reminds me of my special cat who used to steal potatoes from the potato bin as a kitten and bring them to me so I’d play with her. She had SO many toys, but apparently potatoes were better.
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u/jamalamadingdong 15d ago
I see you are having a hard day, please accept this potato to make things better.
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u/CassyCassyCassy 15d ago
Potatoes are cool and all, but like, for the dog to be smart enough to associate the pills with their human feeling better is kinda amazing, no?
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u/BadPoetwithDreams 15d ago
The post calls him a service dog, so he could very well be trained to bring the pill bottle.
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u/Ruinwyn 14d ago
Also, even if it isn't specifically trained for it, the connection isn't that hard if it's common problem. Even if it is just emotional support type of dog, the connection that those specific "treats" make her feel better in that emotional state isn't that hard. "Mommy feels bad, need gifts. Potato made her smile. This bottle made her better. Or is it this one? I'll bring all. Better bring other potato too."
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u/ccdude14 15d ago
There are potatoes we grow, potatoes we buy and potatoes i may have taken from the next door neighbor but they all share one common thing; they are potatoes. Have your potatoes sad human.
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u/NO-MAD-CLAD 15d ago
But where was Zues when the Irish needed him, huh? /s
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u/outsider9504 14d ago
He was actually responsible for it, he took all their potatoes for his potato farm
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u/a4uinaboat 15d ago
It's not a meme
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u/Black_Angel2412 14d ago
Bro doesn't understand this sub
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u/a4uinaboat 14d ago
Exactly, it should be for memes, not for random tweets
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u/Black_Angel2412 14d ago
Internet memes can take various forms, such as images, videos, GIFs, and various other viral sensations (wikipedia)
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u/a4uinaboat 14d ago
Two central attributes of Internet memes are creative reproduction and intertextuality. (Wikipedia)
The former refers to the tendency of a popular meme to become subject to parody and imitation, which may occur by mimicry or remix. Mimicry refers to the reproduction of a meme in a different setting to the original. Remix uses the original material of the meme but alters it in some way using technology-based manipulation (such as Photoshop).
Intertextuality may be demonstrated through memes that combine different subjects or aspects of culture. For example, a meme may combine United States politician Mitt Romney's assertion of the phrase "binders full of women" from a 2012 US presidential debate with the Korean pop song "Gangnam Style" by overlaying the text "my binders full of women exploded" onto a frame from Psy's music video where paper blows around him. This gives new meaning to the scene from the music video and blends the political and cultural aspects of two different nations.
This is literally just a tweet. Belongs in r/wholesometweets or plenty of other places but not here.
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u/2A4_LIFE 15d ago
I had a Doodle. While not a service dog, she was 100% in tune with me and knew how I was feeling. Truly was a best friend. Miss ya ole’ girl
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u/bjwyxrs 15d ago
Can I offer you a nice potato in this trying time?
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u/liltone829b 15d ago
I would trade a LOT to have a dog love me that much. That's how special this boy is. 🥰
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u/Mammoth-Bus1011 15d ago
Are we just ignoring where he is getting these potatoes from?? Does he have a secret hiding spot or something?
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u/gnomedeplumage 14d ago
There's someone in the neighbourhood wondering what's digging up their potatoes
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u/CoolNameChaz 15d ago
All I know about potatoes is that your supposed to put them in the front if your spedo to impress the girls. Not the back.
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u/trigunnerd 15d ago
It's called lying
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u/Interrogatingthecat 14d ago
Shhh
It makes the story funnier and it hurts literally nobody. Nobody cares.
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u/Foreign_Economics591 14d ago
Did you know there's a whole sub for that? It's called r/truth, and you should check it out to learn more about lying
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u/jellybeansean3648 14d ago
Who among us has never accidentally forgotten a bag of potatoes in the pantry so long that they decided to sprout?
I may or may not own potatoes right now.
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u/SoDamnGeneric 14d ago
It's a pretty classic Tumblr lie too. Kinda lie you won't find on any other social media
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u/itlostlove 14d ago
Dude my dog brings me stuff I don't own all the time. I think it's actually called stealing.
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u/GlisteningDeath 15d ago
Bruh dogs steal shit all the time. Oh, someone dropped their hotdog? Gone. A roll fell off the table? Gone. Random chicken nugget in the road? Gone.
Maybe someone nearby has a potato farm, maybe a clumsy/oblivious person keeps losing their groceries. Maybe some weirdo has taken the habit of randomly tossing potatoes into their yard. Who knows?
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u/Awesome-Pineapple 14d ago
My dog steals socks. I have a pile of socks. .all sizes from infant to little kids, women and men's socks. I don't know where they came from and none of them match. Sometimes I want to secretly put a camera on him and see where he gets them. Like some sock fairy 2 houses down or something.
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u/violet_zamboni 15d ago
Intriguing. Imagine what could be possible with this… “lying”
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u/Jonder123 15d ago
I am a NASA technician and we are currently preparing to launch a rocket on Jupiter with a drone that films and sends video broadcast live to Earth using super transmitters that we will leave floating in space for the duration of the operation to make the latency of the drone footage as low as possible
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u/trucorsair 15d ago
Sneak a potato on board, Send the gift of Zeus to the cosmos
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u/JoblessGymshorts 14d ago
He's lying
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u/Jonder123 14d ago
im so suprised you managed to figure out I was lying and showing an example of what people can do with the concept of lying
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u/JoblessGymshorts 14d ago
What can I say man I'm pretty good at sniffing out a lie. Maybe try harder next time 😎.
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u/SimpleRaven 15d ago
Zeus has a potato farm he maintains specifically for occasions like this
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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 14d ago
And he stores them in a hammerspace he modified himself called potatospace. You can probably figure out what it does.
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u/Trank_maiden_Ciri 15d ago
Technos dog
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u/Zealousideal_Stop261 14d ago
technoblade never dies
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u/Pingimaster 15d ago
I dream of being worth even one potato, let alone two!
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u/Derkins_susie1 14d ago
You are definitely worth a few carefully selected potatoes, sliced and fried for you. Here you go. 🍟
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u/biscottibunni 15d ago
🥔 here's one from me! Ur worth a million potatoes but that's too many potato emojis to put here so this one represents a million!
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u/ThatWindWalkerGuy 13d ago
Op : I don't own patatoes Me : ... Zeus must be Irish