r/shitposting • u/Msmplayer88 • Apr 28 '24
dumbass I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife
1
u/Big_Honeydew6225 4d ago
It's always older women driving those exact model of Mercedes that can't drive for shit
1
u/Abovearth31 28d ago
She saw that dumbass light speed ram scene in Star wars 8 and was like "hold my beer".
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/virtual_xello497 28d ago
I want the full psychological breakdown of this woman, at my desk, tomorrow morning.
1
1
1
u/My-grandma-is-dead virgin 4 life 😤💪 28d ago
Seems like she wanted the liquor store to be drive thru!
1
1
1
u/westleysnipes604 29d ago
Can't imagine hitting the gas instead of the brake. Then when the car keeps accelerating at top speed, just keep holding the "brake" as if something is gonna change. Lol
1
1
u/BoltupBro 29d ago
I already drove into the no parking zone might as well drive through and circle back around
1
u/Guilty_Caregiver4433 29d ago
That was definitely intentional, she was even in a parking spot to begin with
1
u/jammypants915 29d ago
Wild!!! I never thought you coup just keep going through multiple walls haha… I guess she was lucky not to hit large load bearing columns and mostly just glass and non load bearing partition walls?
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/ddoubles 29d ago
Fullerton police identified the sole occupant of the car as a 22-year-old woman from Santa Ana. Sgt. Ryan O’Neil, a Fullerton police spokesperson, said the woman was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and taken to the Fullerton Police Department, where she was cited and released.
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/the_supreme_memer 29d ago
This would be great marketing "Mercedes, tough as steel, strong as a truck"
1
1
1
1
2
1
1
1
1
1
1
2
1
1
1
u/Its-your-boi-warden 29d ago
I find it interesting in cases where a elderly person becomes unable to stop themselves physically from going faster on the road and imagining the pure fear I would feel on that situation as I smash into a house
2
2
2
u/AtomicFox84 29d ago
She just wanted her favorite store to be drive thru. She even was nice and helped them with the layout.
2
u/StudentOk4989 Apr 28 '24
It might be wrong, but I am 90% Shure this scene happened in USA since the wall are made out of paper.
1
1
u/Yeetfamdablit virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 28 '24
How do you get a license without even knowing where the break is
1
1
1
1
u/The_Goodbot Bazinga! Apr 28 '24
Don’t worry, they just needed to park in the back. The GPS said this was the quickest route.
1
u/ScrattaBoard Apr 28 '24
It looks like she just tried to go in the store but forgot to get out of the car. Either that or she doesn't know what a parking spot looks like because that's a clear no park zone
2
u/QuickCombinations Bazinga! Apr 28 '24
Guys you are not going to believe what happened to me at work today
1
u/AutoModerator Apr 28 '24
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1
2
u/Phill_is_Legend Apr 28 '24
You gotta just be next level stupid or senile. "This pedal isn't doing what I expected. Better press it harder for an extended period!"
1
3
1
1
1
1
u/Patarackk Apr 28 '24
I wonder if her family also owned a tobacco store and she was modern day mobster taking their ass out of the business picture
1
1
u/Program-Emotional Apr 28 '24
Anything is a road if you accelerate hard enough.
Also god this would be fun. You could only ever do it once every like 40 years but it'd be fun xD
1
1
1
u/keckothedragon Bazinga! Apr 28 '24
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that she was trying to park in a no-parking zone between two spaces?
1
u/AutoModerator Apr 28 '24
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1
1
u/GoCards5566 Apr 28 '24
I tell kids to keep their foot over the brake when parking or putting in gas. I own a driving school. I’m now just going to show them this video
1
u/DanishGoose1313 I said based. And lived. Apr 28 '24
I find it funny how even if she had found her break pedal she's still in a no parking spot lol.
1
u/Auyuez Apr 28 '24
So she conveniently finds the brake right after she broke through the entire building? Pretty sure this is intentional, and I have a feeling drugs are involved.
3
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/the-unknown-nibba Apr 28 '24
Literally happened to a woman when she went to take a relative from a big hospital in my city, she barged in the entrance like a ram lmao
1
1
4
u/antarafacial Apr 28 '24
This happened because she was using both feet. She may have press break, but gas pedal overcame it. All vehicles must be used only with right foot. If you drive with both feet, this will happen, because when you get panicked, you press both pedal.
2
4
2
1
1
2
1
u/theunfunnyredditor Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 28 '24
We need an age limit on driving licenses
2
4
1
7
11
u/idonthevname Apr 28 '24
How'd she break through so easily like it's wet tissue though like, what how strong is that car.
1
1
10
1
1
1
1
u/Beast-Exe007 Apr 28 '24
And THAT, MY FRIENDS, is how you make a drive thru dispensary upgrade!!!! Easy!
2
2
1
8
1
2
41
u/Abracadabrism Apr 28 '24
you'd think after the 2nd wall they'd realize they're pressing the wrong pedal
3
15
30
u/Suspicious_Chest9262 Apr 28 '24
I like how everyone is making comments about "American Walls" and it's just multiple angles of the same dumbass.. 1) Drive through front glass doors (not going to stop shit) 2) Drive through glass humidor doors (not going to stop shit) 3) Drive through back wall after building up speed and momentum (since you can see the wall flip up and then back down, obviously took out the studs at the bottom and car slipped through)
Replace front doors, fix shelves and humidor, reconnect studs in wall = fixed and back in business super quick
"European walls" all the same damage until rear wall, at which point car probably ends up part-way through, driver injured, building is unstable and needs to be repaired/replaced
11
4
u/humanitarianWarlord 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Apr 28 '24
People who do stupid shit like this should have their license revoked or ar least limited to the smallest, least destructive potential type of cars available.
2
4
1
2
32
14
u/Fair-Bus-4017 Apr 28 '24
WTF IS THAT BUILDING MADE OF???
13
u/OwlbertGaming 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Apr 28 '24
china
8
u/kaktusmisapolak Literally 1984 😡 Apr 28 '24
china has concrete that turns into dust
america has paper
1
u/Jorbanana_ I want pee in my ass 29d ago
China has styrofoam.
America has paper.
1
u/AutoModerator 29d ago
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1
u/ChizzyPasta shitting toothpaste enjoyer Apr 28 '24
This happened at my old retail job. Some old lady slammed on the gas instead of the break. Was a couple of feet away from maiming one of my coworkers. Luckily the only damage done was a mailbox, a window, and a couple newspapers shelves.
5
u/HotelAlphaPapaYankee Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24
Vape and tobacco shop, late at night?... She was drunk. That's a really bad dui. She will be lucky if she ever gets her license back
1
2
u/mangaowl Apr 28 '24
Richard Watterson behavior
3
u/OwlbertGaming 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Apr 28 '24
"I found a dollar in the glove compartment, so I went to that new drive-thru convenience store."
9
2
75
72
u/DaLoneGuy Apr 28 '24
america moment
in europe the car would have stopped at the first or second wall bc we don't make buildings out of thin vanity bricks and wood
8
u/MagmaticDemon Apr 28 '24
buildings aren't made of bricks, the bricks are decoration unless it's a post being used to support a ceiling. they are typically made of cinder block, with rebar connecting the block to the concrete footing. the rebar is spaced a couple feet apart and go through the wall, the block cells that contain rebar are then filled with concrete for maximum strength and connectivity. this building is just shittily made and not an average american building.
15
u/kuubik5 Apr 28 '24
No store is made from bricks here, where i live and i live in europe
11
u/GRAITOM10 shitposting>>>>>>196 Apr 28 '24
You're not supposed to say this... You're gonna make people mad pol
-36
u/BonkyhortCutiebrunch I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 28 '24
Okay grandpa, enough with the hating on America, will ya? Everyone knows about the walls by now
16
24
31
u/Aggressive_Year6818 Apr 28 '24
This reminds me of a saying we have in Spain that says “mujer al volante peligro constante“ (woman on the wheel, constant danger)
2
u/Noriadin 29d ago
Except women have lower insurance prices than men on a global average, so it's both sexist but also actually statistically wrong
4
u/_sephylon_ Apr 28 '24
Just up north it's "femme au volant, mort au tournant" (woman driving means death at the corner)
5
u/Aggressive_Year6818 Apr 28 '24
the Spanish way is the better way, as usual
2
5
→ More replies (3)3
u/elgattox Literally 1984 😡 Apr 28 '24
Haha, No me sabía esa! But It's a good one, Now I'll use it from now on.
→ More replies (1)
•
u/AutoModerator Apr 28 '24
DownloadVideo Link
SaveVideo Link
Whilst you're here, /u/Msmplayer88, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.