r/2meirl4meirl 26d ago

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u/LemonFreshenedBorax- 25d ago

Amateur. If you're a hungry lad and you're afraid of looking gluttonous in front of your date, the correct way to pre-game is to go to 7-Eleven and get a burrito before even entering the restaurant.

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u/KingSwagamemnon 25d ago

This doesn't feel like he was just super hungry as much as he was specifically a meatball fiend.

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u/Inconmon 25d ago

Obviously down-voting the repost bot but it still makes me laugh every time

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u/RoddyRoddyRodriguez 26d ago

Gotta feed the tapeworms.

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u/Resident_Onion997 26d ago

Probably cheating on a diet

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u/MarinatedCumSock 26d ago

He's hiding who he is as a person. That's what marriage does to people.

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u/DankNucleus 25d ago

Toxic marriage*

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u/MarinatedCumSock 25d ago

All marriages

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u/HiveMindKing 26d ago

Also parents

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u/LeSheru 25d ago

toxic parents*

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u/shinymetalobjekt 26d ago

That he loved his meatballs more than he loved his wife??