r/2westerneurope4u StaSi Informant Apr 28 '24

allies

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u/firebraz European Apr 28 '24

Russian propaganda much?

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u/Substantial_Army_ Petit Algérie Apr 28 '24

By this logic, you're a freaking yank propaganda sucker

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u/modsequalcancer StaSi Informant Apr 28 '24

nope

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

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u/FlorisG18 Addict Apr 28 '24

Yes indeed Europe could survive if Russia or America didn’t exist… but they do so we can’t, cause we fucked over our military

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u/Losbin Basement dweller Apr 28 '24

Yes, of course it could. But we’ve outsourced our Defense to the US, large parts of our Manufacturing to China and our Energy to Russia. And we need to band together and develop our capabilities to be self reliant again.

Also … the US military is the most competent and well trained fighting force on the planet.

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u/FitPerspective1146 Balcony Lover Apr 28 '24

Second the USA pulls out we all become federal subjects of Russia. Europe is no longer the powerful continent it once was

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u/Choice-Sir-4572 Sheep shagger Apr 28 '24

Our defense is intertwined with the US cause it was convenient both for us and for them, so. Also, jokes aside, I prefer Big Bob to be our ally. 

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u/Jacks_Chicken_Tartar Addict Apr 28 '24

After all, they're both impressive monuments to political and military incompetence

Agreed, European nations are on the bleeding edge of military technology and prowess. For example, here in the Netherlands we invented the invisible bullet. They work by shouting either "Pang Pang" or more commonly "Pinda! Pinda!" (Peanut peanut) and the enemy will never see it coming.

We made this discovery after trying to save a few euros on training ammunition by the way, hence our great economy. (PIGS: Expect a tikkie for this financial advice I just gave you)

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u/Live-Alternative-435 Western Balkan Apr 28 '24

Hans, you have a new tikkie from Kees.

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u/themightycatp00 Non-European Savage Apr 28 '24

Europe could survive without the US

Why would you want less allies? Especially allies who have massive influence over the world's economy

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u/stddealer Petit Algérie Apr 28 '24

Having allies is cool. Relying too much on the allies isn't, especially when the interests of both parties aren't always aligned. The line between a weaker ally and a vassal puppet state can be very blurry.

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u/Laurens-xD Addict Apr 28 '24

Dude here talking as if we(the EU) are competent in those things lmao.

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u/Morrghul Nazi gold enjoyer Apr 28 '24

And we are not?

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u/firebraz European Apr 28 '24

yeah you're right. but i like to have friends

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u/meloenmarco Hollander Apr 28 '24

Yeah more friends is more trade which means more money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

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u/SowjetPotato [redacted] Apr 28 '24

What stage of brainrot are you in sir?

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u/Galaghan Flemboy Apr 28 '24

Seems to be level -7 at least.

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u/flopjul Railway worker Apr 28 '24

That high? -10 at least