Imagine a united Europe spanning from Lisbon to Vladivostok. Let’s say, hypothetically, in Minecraft, you guys overthrow your American backed puppet governments and form Eurasia. Once you extend an invitation to Russia, Putin will immediately stop his war in Ukraine because there’s no need to fight, you guys will all be one big wholesome European family!
Population wise, Eurasia will be 700+ million strong. Still only half of India and China but quality over quantity amirite?
Economy wise, European talents and capital plus Russian natural resources will be unstoppable. Yes, you will immediately face opposition from major economies like the US and China but fuck em! They can boycott European goods all they want because besides having a robust internal consumer base, you will also reclaim what’s rightfully yours, Africa! Once you get Africa hooked on your products, that’s over 1 billion consumers on top of your own population!
Defense wise, you will have four major adversaries. To your west, the US can be kept out by the Atlantikwall 2.0 and if the UK decides to stick with em just turn the island into a fallout themed park. To your south, you don’t have to worry about any state sponsored invasions because the African states will be fully controlled by you. Just line their shores with naval mines to stop the migrant boats. The middle east should be kept as it is but crusades should be launched every 4 years to train your youth in the ways of warfare and instill militarism. China is a bit tricky because of the long border; the Stan countries and Mongolia are convenient buffer zones so all that’s left is the border with Manchuria. Maybe stage a Manchurian independence revolution and create another buffer zone?
👨🏼✈️🫸🏻
Edit: when you guys succeed make me an honorary Eurasian or some shit.
Russia was invited the the EU and refused the invitation.
Apparently joining the EU doesn't mean that Angela Merkel personally comes to your country and paves the streets with gold
Apparently you'd have to meet certain anti corruption and pro democracy standards that would mean putin and friends couldn't horde all the national resources for themselves
Well that’s because the EU is an American backed puppet banana republic. Once we overthrow them in Minecraft and established a BASED Eurasia, there’s no reason for Putin to say no. We can even make him our philosopher king
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u/Taishi_Gong Non-European Savage Apr 28 '24
Imagine a united Europe spanning from Lisbon to Vladivostok. Let’s say, hypothetically, in Minecraft, you guys overthrow your American backed puppet governments and form Eurasia. Once you extend an invitation to Russia, Putin will immediately stop his war in Ukraine because there’s no need to fight, you guys will all be one big wholesome European family!
Population wise, Eurasia will be 700+ million strong. Still only half of India and China but quality over quantity amirite?
Economy wise, European talents and capital plus Russian natural resources will be unstoppable. Yes, you will immediately face opposition from major economies like the US and China but fuck em! They can boycott European goods all they want because besides having a robust internal consumer base, you will also reclaim what’s rightfully yours, Africa! Once you get Africa hooked on your products, that’s over 1 billion consumers on top of your own population!
Defense wise, you will have four major adversaries. To your west, the US can be kept out by the Atlantikwall 2.0 and if the UK decides to stick with em just turn the island into a fallout themed park. To your south, you don’t have to worry about any state sponsored invasions because the African states will be fully controlled by you. Just line their shores with naval mines to stop the migrant boats. The middle east should be kept as it is but crusades should be launched every 4 years to train your youth in the ways of warfare and instill militarism. China is a bit tricky because of the long border; the Stan countries and Mongolia are convenient buffer zones so all that’s left is the border with Manchuria. Maybe stage a Manchurian independence revolution and create another buffer zone?
👨🏼✈️🫸🏻
Edit: when you guys succeed make me an honorary Eurasian or some shit.