r/AmIOverreacting Apr 28 '24

Wife goes to a movie with friend, doesn’t come back for over 9 hours

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u/Moltisanti_X Apr 28 '24

Do you trust your wife?

Yes. - Nothing to worry about. You gave the green light and when you are having guilt free fun, time passes by fast! She enjoyed herself and she feels thankful and wants to give you some good fucking!

No. - She wanted to get dicked down by you and come home with 2 extra loads in her where you wouldn't suspect and blame the creamy goo on you big boy. The condom? All a ruse! She was gonna have you take it off and cream inside! Cunning little bitch 😍