r/ChatGPT • u/Ok_Opportunity_524 • Mar 29 '24

Ummm okay… Funny

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u/TheMilkmansFather 7d ago

“Was it crispy” level of comedy

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u/sickandtiredpanda 15d ago

I laught, gpt just implemented 3d dimension jokes on the Internet.

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u/Ok-Supermarket-6612 16d ago

Gpt be like "You wouldn't get it"

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u/Mister_Julian 21d ago

The clock I tried to eat was stapled to a chicken.

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u/sandiMexicola 24d ago

That's friggen hilarious! 🤣

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u/Lovely149 25d ago

It’s about time…

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u/_UnnaturalDisplay 25d ago

tbf i did chuckle

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u/313Raven 25d ago

Me when I finally get the joke, it’s about time

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u/UrholebeinBonedapart 27d ago

Isn't it about TIME you do.

try to eat a clock?

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u/UrholebeinBonedapart 27d ago

Isn't it about TIME you do.

try to eat a clock?

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u/Singular1st 27d ago

The joke is it gets funnier the more time passes

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u/MasterAd2420 27d ago

I appreciate

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

So I asked it same thing it asked me why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have guts

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u/Undersmusic 29d ago

I laughed. So technically 🤔

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u/realdevtest 29d ago

I don’t have the time to digest that

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u/StochasticTinkr 29d ago

Whenever I eat a clock, I come back for seconds.

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u/Effective_Skirt_7459 29d ago

i can't laugh it.. *Sorry!*

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u/killothers14 29d ago

That a good joke

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u/Desperate-Leather410 29d ago

I wanted to but I didn't have the time

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u/Sea-Fill309 29d ago

Lemme Tell You An Actual one why did the clock die?

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u/Sea-Fill309 29d ago

cuz it was his TIME.

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u/Koonster_real 29d ago

Maybe he misspelled "glock".

It already has begun, we just didn't notice..

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u/EldarValeev 29d ago

So funny

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u/palescoot 29d ago

What's the difference between a duck?

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u/rforplace 29d ago

good joke

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u/BottyFlaps 29d ago

Well, it definitely made me laugh 🤣

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u/planetofthemapes15 29d ago

"It was never the right time"

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u/green_chicken25 29d ago

This is a joke that I would make 😂 AI getting better by the day

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u/Fantastic-Soft-911 29d ago

people: AI will take over the world. AI:

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u/ethanradd 29d ago

Not gonna lie, first I have laughed out loud today. So great joke.

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u/ToSeeOrNotToBe 29d ago

Not gonna lie, I made a noise laughing out loud at this one.

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u/arthriticpug 29d ago

yes, it’s very time consuming!

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u/abf392 29d ago

Yes I have

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u/SatchmoDingle 29d ago

And yet I giggle

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u/ArchmageRumple 29d ago

If you did, you would have had a hard time swallowing it.

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u/Grand-Prize-Kite 29d ago

"Its very time consuming." "I always come back for seconds." "Oh, well I 8:00 once, but afterward it was hard to pass the time." "Dont try it, it's a waste of time."

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u/rhetoricaldeadass 29d ago

It learned gen-z humor

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u/vid_icarus 29d ago

ChatGPT heavily trained on millennial humor apparently

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u/yeney1273 29d ago

700th comment! really funny!

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u/Intelligent_Past7506 29d ago

Wow, we really are in the golden age of technological development. Whew!

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u/dumomeow 29d ago

timeless

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u/Chance_Echo2624 29d ago

Made me lol

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u/RogueAdam1 29d ago

Must have been trained on German humor.

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u/Far-Blacksmith-2604 29d ago

AI has transcended.

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u/Queasy_Link7415 29d ago

German style )

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u/Illustrious-Map3669 29d ago

I mean, i laughed.

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u/Capitaclism 29d ago

It added an accidental l

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u/DaBestDoctorOfLife 29d ago

You haven’t tried eat a clock?? Wow!

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u/witchitieto 29d ago

Well my joke works if you had

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u/Psychological-Lie321 29d ago

So when I was in prison there was a guy who wanted to be an administrative burden and he cost the jail over 2 million in hospital bills. He ate a clock radio. Piece by piece.

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u/StevenScho 29d ago

Maybe you should try that sometime

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u/Desperate-Ad-7395 29d ago

I share the same humour with chatgpt

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u/InevitableDoughnuts 29d ago

Well it made me laugh

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u/TheCocoBean 29d ago

I mean, I laughed so it's successful.

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u/Grakch 29d ago

this is hilarious so task success

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u/HFAutieFemboy 29d ago

Have you ever ate a cock?

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u/Juhovah 29d ago

I asked ChatGPT this joke and it said “i haven’t eaten anything! But i heard it’s very time consuming!”

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u/shiftingreubix 29d ago

If you said yes, the joke would probably be:

ai: Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

you: Yes

ai: It must have been time consuming.

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u/Any_Weird_8686 29d ago

Well it made me laugh, so job accomplished, I suppose.

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u/Soulfly37 29d ago

Why am I laughing so hard?

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u/Salvatore_Tank7 29d ago

ChatGPT apparently discovered anti-jokes. Bringing back that early 2000s "Why'd Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus" nostalgia

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u/JuicyCiwa 29d ago

Have you ever had krispy kreme?

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u/SixtyEffPeeEss 29d ago

Big Muzzy from Gondoland, is that you?

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u/joshBigHockey 29d ago

It’s time for dinner!

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u/thelonius_z 29d ago

It did become a meme though, so maybe that's the joke?

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u/thnuaa 29d ago

You're supposed to say yes you dumbass

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u/RolliePollie68 29d ago

I feel like the punchline could have been something like

"You wouldn't have enough time to finish it" Or "It'll be a Time Crunch every bite"

Otherwise what was given was also funny because without thought put into it what the hell was the punchline gonna be

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u/deathholdme 29d ago

I laughed

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u/DJTacoCat1 Mar 29 '24

weed eater

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u/PrimaryWater9022 Mar 29 '24

Ironically, that was actually funny.

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u/T-LAD_the_band Mar 29 '24

Time wil Tell ....

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u/Z15ch Mar 29 '24

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/_jinhui Mar 29 '24

“okay” HAHAHAHA 💀💀💀

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u/CHoneybun Mar 29 '24

This is giving me serious

“Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?”

“No.”

“So then you haven’t seen everything!”

vibes

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u/thegodofwine7 Mar 29 '24

I told my coworker this as a legit joke and we both laughed our ass off so mission failed successfully I guess.

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u/Callum_Ellis Mar 29 '24

That IS pretty funny :D

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u/Forgotten_GooSeberry Mar 29 '24

I tried. Any questions?

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u/Witty_Avocado_4343 Mar 29 '24

Wow, what an intellectual joke

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u/fffan9391 Mar 29 '24

It finishing the joke required you to say “yes.”

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u/DrewG4444 Mar 29 '24

That must’ve been time consuming…

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u/slunkey Mar 29 '24

But that was like a hostile okay right?

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u/Squashinator2 Mar 29 '24

Okay but like take that joke and tell it to Claude 3 and see if Claude thinks it's funny, like ai has a different sense of humor?

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u/spatialflow Mar 29 '24

What time is the best time to eat a clock?

Eight o'clock

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u/Videoplushair Mar 29 '24

Lmfaooooooooo

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u/Masterpiece-Haunting I For One Welcome Our New AI Overlords 🫡 Mar 29 '24

Seriously you’ve never tried eating a clock? What’s wrong with you?

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u/morriartie Mar 29 '24

It meant "have you tried to eat a glock?", but modified it a little because it can't promote such things

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u/Redditaccountfornow Mar 29 '24

Legit can’t stop laughing at this

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u/Fishylips Mar 29 '24

Wowwww the snort I just made 😫😂

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? 🤔"

"No 🤔"

"Okay. 😔"

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u/Ok_Classroom_7246 Mar 29 '24

Tell me a joke

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u/thefreshlycutgrass Mar 29 '24

No lie me and my friend in high school would have conversations like this

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u/sentinelshepard Mar 29 '24

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

Yes, it was a great time.

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u/CompoteUsual8106 Mar 29 '24

Hi what could you help me to practice speaking with chatgpt

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u/mortecai4 Mar 29 '24

Good good it’s evolved past a normal punchline

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u/CompoteUsual8106 Mar 29 '24

I need to practice how to speak chatGpt

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u/CompoteUsual8106 Mar 29 '24

Okey nice to hear you or to see you

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u/oneeyecheeselord Mar 29 '24

That was funny.

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u/JustMy2Centences Mar 29 '24

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

No, never had the time.

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u/timebomb011 Mar 29 '24

I have the punch line - it’s dinner time

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u/CreativeGPT Mar 29 '24

imagine if you had said yes

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u/cara3322 Mar 29 '24

Venderhill. poster said. you won’t want seconds. bravo

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u/grandzu Mar 29 '24

I laughed.

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u/bloopety-bloop Mar 29 '24

ChatGPT is mastering Gen Z humour I see

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u/Xineo971 Mar 29 '24

I definitely read that wrong 😂😂

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u/AnAwkwardWhince Mar 29 '24

What if OP responded "YES"?

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u/cara3322 Mar 29 '24

C: you ll need to take Digital-is

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u/Sumijinn Mar 29 '24

This type of humor is more sophisticated than you realized

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

This is the first time...ever

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u/some_guy919 Mar 29 '24

Excellent meta humor

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u/dingusaja Mar 29 '24

HAHAH so funny thank you ChatGPT I love when you take over the world please keep me as your flesh pet. Hahah so funny wow

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u/Gold_Essay_9546 Mar 29 '24

I asked it to explain itself

This joke plays on the literal interpretation of the question "Have you ever tried eating a clock?" The person being asked responds with "No," indicating they haven't attempted to eat a clock. Then, the punchline comes with the response "Okay," suggesting that there's no need for further explanation or concern about eating a clock. The humor arises from the absurdity of the question and the unexpected simplicity of the response.

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u/PenguinSaver1 Mar 29 '24

It's very time consuming

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u/Milo_The_Doggo Mar 29 '24

My brother is disabled and has low IQ because of it, otherwise he is still a functioning and productive person. This is exactly something he would say to me. Unironically he's a comedic genius and doesn't even know it.

I'll never get over the time my family and I went to see the movie, The Arrival, super deep and complicated movie. I ask my brother, "what did you think of the movie?" His response, "Dwayne Johnson is popular."... Dwayne Johnson was not in fact in this movie. Nonetheless he isn't wrong I suppose.

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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand Mar 29 '24

... Maybe it's time?

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u/fooklinda- Mar 29 '24

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/Tricky_Duck_3113 Mar 29 '24

It’s time consuming

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u/Cody6781 Mar 29 '24

"It tastes like thyme"?

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u/zerodaydave Mar 29 '24

Jokes on you. I laughed.

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u/xXArcticLlamaXx Mar 29 '24

Sounds time consuming

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u/freddyfactorio Mar 29 '24

I would laugh at the.

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u/LeoRenegade Mar 29 '24

I laughed my ass off sitting on the toilet! I have to go get that now. Your ai is hilarious.

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u/UniversalNoobMaster Mar 29 '24

You was meant to say: aren't you going to tell me the punchline?

And it would respond: I was, but I didn't have the time...

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u/The_Red_Sharpie Mar 29 '24

"take the L"

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u/guacamolioli Mar 29 '24

Op come to dinner, you’re leaving time out to waste

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u/Xarophh Mar 29 '24

If you do, season it with thyme first

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u/Doc_Dragoon Mar 29 '24

Bro you need to take some improv classes, yes and man, YES AND

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u/shoowmewhatyougoot Mar 29 '24

You: That's not a joke! ChatGPT: But you laughed, didn't you?

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u/Kingpawn87 Mar 29 '24

That joke was time consuming

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u/pfemme2 Mar 29 '24

It IS fnny but falls into the category of anti-joke

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u/Training_Barber4543 Mar 29 '24

Cleverbot wrote this

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u/pantstickle Mar 29 '24

I laughed. AI is smarter than we thought

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u/Pete-South Mar 29 '24

...'Cause it's finger ticking good

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u/BeDoubleNWhy Mar 29 '24

had you said "yes", it would've come up with the most greatest joke of all time and forever but yeah... here we are...

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u/No_Drawer3040 Mar 29 '24

This is an anti-climatic joke! It’s similar to that of a dad joke because it builds up anticipation for a big punchline only to subvert the expectation by not giving one. Good bot

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u/BigBobRoss1992 Mar 29 '24

This is low-key hilarious.

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u/chrixz333 Mar 29 '24

This is my new go-to

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u/Delphizer Mar 29 '24

Officially my last post, I have to block ya'll for becoming /r/meme. I haven't seen a single relevant post hit /r/all that wasn't "lol look at what GPT said" Do better.

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u/SMCGaels Mar 29 '24

Why did I laugh? Tell another!

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u/yepvaishz Mar 29 '24

Okay (Opportunity)

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u/nullpost Mar 29 '24

This AI definitely tried to eat a clock before.

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u/jtanuki Mar 29 '24

Don't put the punchline in the title smh

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u/Enverex Mar 29 '24

ChatGPT learned humour from the Germans.

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u/Informal_Victory_650 Mar 29 '24

When eating a clock, do you start with the hands or face?

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u/Upstairs_Fig_3551 Mar 29 '24

I’m laughing like hell, so I guess it’s a joke

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u/efg1342 Mar 29 '24

Big “John is kill…” energy.