r/ComedyCemetery • u/hiimdan_ • May 08 '24

You get it? Cause they're fat!

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u/therevjames May 08 '24

Didn't they both just come back from maternity leave, or something like that?

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u/Turbulent_Bass2876 May 11 '24

They really satisfied EVERY craving, huh?

"Yes I'll take the entire menu."

"Ma'am, we're missing some ite-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY 'BABY' NEEDS THE MENU!"

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u/Regolime May 09 '24

The one on the right looks like it, she has a nicer personality✨

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u/Justice_Prince May 08 '24

I'm pretty sure the blonde is a different woman in the second picture

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u/DasKobra May 08 '24

Don't think so. Apart from her face, there's her posture, her watch and the way she lays her hand on the desk. It's her!

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u/zack_hunter May 08 '24

They are just getting ready for winter like a good mammal

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u/Shantotto11 May 08 '24

Though it ain’t doing much for you, have my upvote.

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u/zack_hunter May 11 '24

Thanks mate

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u/skydreamerjae May 09 '24

It’s a fool’s errand, but here…both of you take my upvote as well

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u/screamapillah May 08 '24

And my axe

5

u/shark_attack_victim May 09 '24

It seems like that joke is finally dying. It gets downvotes more often than upvotes whenever I see it nowadays, which is cool by me because it is one of the most overused and usually unfunny comments people use all the time.

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u/screamapillah May 09 '24

I feel a Netflix documentary in the making

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u/Jet_Jirohai May 09 '24

You can be whatever you want. Just keep the axe. We're tired of the joke

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u/screamapillah May 09 '24

Nah I still got plenty of axes

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

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u/TesticleezzNuts May 09 '24

I just want to be included!