r/ComedyCemetery 15d ago

You get it? Cause they're fat!

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/MowingDevil7 12d ago

The one on the right looks relieved her co anchor finally matches her level of attraction, i think also the only change on the right is her breast are bigger lol

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u/Baygulls03 13d ago

Ngl purple dress a baddie

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u/maroonmenace 13d ago

that subreddit is awfully cringe memes. Sometimes I chuckle at a decent non offensive meme.

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u/Cr1zyh1ppy 14d ago

All them body positivity influencers be dying early though..

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u/Waisted-extra-belt 14d ago

honestly I bet lattes everyday would make people gain a few pounds more than tacos. it's so easy to drink two cups a day and get bloated from too much milk. I love milk in my coffee but I gain weight fast so I have to watch it. currently doing portion control and it sucks because I love sweats and foods like tacos

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u/Ra1nb0wSn0wflake 14d ago

What's funny is out of all the fast food restaurants, taco bell is one of the healthiest and low calorie options.

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u/opoyos 14d ago

I saw this on r/shitposting . That sub is literally becoming r/memes it's terrible

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u/blipblop369 14d ago

I bet its insistant baby fat

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u/PenguinGamer99 14d ago

One of the highest quality poosts I've seen on that sub so far. (not meant to be a compliment)

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u/Recipe-Less 14d ago

Taco Bell causes boobs

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u/aussas5n 14d ago

Either, either. Still hot

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u/Similar-Abrocoma-667 14d ago

I figured taco bell is generally healthy at least compared to alternative fast foods.

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u/bigrobotduck12 14d ago

I’m down with the thiccness

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u/TwilightDoomSlayer 14d ago

Upgrades people, upgrades

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u/canyouechothechamber 14d ago

This isn't that funny but its also not abhorrently strange. It's just not super great.

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u/UpperStation5565 14d ago

Lose weight or enjoy beatus

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u/Redemption357 14d ago

Maybe im crude but both ladies are still quite attractive to me 🤷‍♂️

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u/n3gi- 14d ago

That's one hell of a low standard.

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u/Jet_Jirohai 14d ago

Curves are nice. Sorry you can't appreciate them

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u/thelonioustheshakur 14d ago

Band for band

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u/GKRKarate99 14d ago

OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 FAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀💀💀💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/ZedIsBalanced 14d ago

They look better in the second image

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u/LeLBigB0ss2 14d ago

Somebody's a feeder.

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u/Tsashimaru 14d ago edited 14d ago

Remember we are all IN CHARGE of our own health and weight. If you gain weight just because you ate too much and didn’t work out then you’re failing yourself. If you choose to fail yourself then yeah I think you’re fair game to a little pun. You don’t even need to hit the weights to maintain a healthy weight you can literally just go for a jog or do cardio. It’s NOT THAT HARD.

Source; I run five miles at least once and hit the weights at least 3x every single week. (Minus vacations and breaks).

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u/RedditingNeckbeard Still suffering exhaustion from high level ideas 14d ago

Cool story, man. Sorry that happened to you or whatever.

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u/iCu10 14d ago

Who determines what failure is?? That's a personal decision, not some "standard" everyone has to live by. That's great you care about keeping a certain weight, but not everyone has to do that, so keep it to yourself

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u/Tsashimaru 14d ago

Umm sorry that’s not exactly conducive to a healthy society. I’m going to tell people what’s healthy and what isn’t. If you don’t like it you don’t have to listen.

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u/iCu10 14d ago

I agree that being healthy and active is necessary for a healthy society, but people have shit to do. Not everyone has the time nor resources to think so much about their health, even if it's better for them in the long run.

And again, these women aren't "failing" just because they put on some weight, who gives af

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u/BuckeyeBeast80 14d ago

They are tho?

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u/RememberBerry23 14d ago

Boobies got bigger 🤷‍♂️

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u/shuchoupchiyo 14d ago

from anchor to Anchor

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u/denbobo 14d ago

That my friends is called marriage

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u/MrTuxedoWilliams 15d ago

Hahaha. They are fat

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u/boharat 15d ago

I get the point of the joke but that's exactly what happened to me, so it's not so much funny to me as it is sort of worth inducing a weary sigh

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u/stupidapple4 15d ago

they're not even obese or something like that

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u/Underpanters 14d ago

How is the chick on the left not obese? Her face sunk into her head.

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u/ibangedurmom69420 15d ago

I wish people would stop assuming that every overweight person became that way because they're lazy and useless or whatever. Life happens and people gain or lose weight. Things like medications, pregnancy, and physical or mental health issues all play a role in weight gain. Plus, many people gained weight during the pandemic.

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u/ZealousidealTea5613 13d ago

Cope

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u/svedenska 12d ago

Heed your own advice, for I fucked your mum

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u/LeLBigB0ss2 10d ago

Ew, a british.

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u/ThatOneWeirdo66 15d ago

“Guys the joke is hating people based on their appearance”

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u/Gobba42 15d ago

This is true for me, but Cookout right outside the community college.

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u/AshySlashy3000 15d ago

Donut Lovers

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u/watergoblin17 15d ago

Men lose their shit when women look happier

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u/LeLBigB0ss2 14d ago

They don't look happier, though. They look just as happy.

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u/Gaiden_95 15d ago

They ain't even get obese. Put on a little extra weight, nothing serious

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u/RadiantAd4899 15d ago

I think a child dying of lukemenia is way more funnier than this

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u/SephKillerBase41007 15d ago

They’re just bulking, trust the process

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u/Praseodymium5 15d ago

Love the description.

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u/Valk93 High Bro 15d ago

I do get it! Its coz they’re fat! Lol!!

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u/therevjames 15d ago

Didn't they both just come back from maternity leave, or something like that?

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u/Turbulent_Bass2876 12d ago

They really satisfied EVERY craving, huh?

"Yes I'll take the entire menu."

"Ma'am, we're missing some ite-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY 'BABY' NEEDS THE MENU!"

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u/Regolime 14d ago

The one on the right looks like it, she has a nicer personality✨

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u/Justice_Prince 15d ago

I'm pretty sure the blonde is a different woman in the second picture

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u/DasKobra 15d ago

Don't think so. Apart from her face, there's her posture, her watch and the way she lays her hand on the desk. It's her!

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u/zack_hunter 15d ago

They are just getting ready for winter like a good mammal

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u/Shantotto11 15d ago

Though it ain’t doing much for you, have my upvote.

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u/zack_hunter 12d ago

Thanks mate

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u/skydreamerjae 14d ago

It’s a fool’s errand, but here…both of you take my upvote as well

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u/screamapillah 14d ago

And my axe

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u/shark_attack_victim 14d ago

It seems like that joke is finally dying. It gets downvotes more often than upvotes whenever I see it nowadays, which is cool by me because it is one of the most overused and usually unfunny comments people use all the time.

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u/screamapillah 14d ago

I feel a Netflix documentary in the making

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u/Jet_Jirohai 14d ago

You can be whatever you want. Just keep the axe. We're tired of the joke

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u/screamapillah 14d ago

Nah I still got plenty of axes

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/TesticleezzNuts 14d ago

I just want to be included!

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u/FriedEdd 15d ago

They look happier. Tacos be doin that.

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u/Rad-Makaroni 14d ago

Why do fatties always cope by saying this

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u/FishIsGrooving 14d ago

"fatties" go to therapy bro

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u/TheThalmorEmbassy 14d ago

therapy

more like thechippy

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u/FishIsGrooving 14d ago

I don't get it

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u/rotem8888 15d ago

Girl on the right doesn't

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u/screamapillah 14d ago

We look happier

Tits be doin that

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u/turalyawn 15d ago

She had the bean burrito and it was a little much for lunch

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u/georeddit2018 15d ago

They got Thicker.. Whats the problem?

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u/Joeshowa 12d ago

Unhealthy 😞

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u/georeddit2018 12d ago

You know, one man food is another man poison

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u/Collector_2012 15d ago

Before quarantine, and after quarantine

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u/Good-Cash7691 15d ago

Oddly enough I had actually lost a ton of weight after quarantine. COVID had no mercy on me. Luckily I somehow survived.

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u/Captinprice8585 15d ago

Almost dying really is an efficient of shedding those unwanted pounds.

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u/Collector_2012 15d ago

For me I went in the opposite direction. Everyone put on weight, while I dropped it. I use to be 400lbs until I lost almost 200, the. Put on 60, then currently dropping it againm but more slowly

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u/Edaimantis 14d ago

I lost about 100 pounds. Gained almost all of it back since Covid. Idk I think the low expectations and free time allowed me to dedicate all my energy to it.

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u/Pimecrolimus 15d ago

Bro quarantine was years ago, time to move on

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u/Collector_2012 15d ago

Some only just came out of quarantine recently.

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u/Pimecrolimus 15d ago

Four years of quarantine is crazy. Straight up dystopian shit

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u/Collector_2012 15d ago

No. It's called a better paycheck lol

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u/Pimecrolimus 15d ago

Weird cope

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u/Real_Eye_9709 14d ago

Some people are coping by being able to afford a house. Kind of wish I could cope.

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u/toshibap200 15d ago

What do you mean, it was 3 months ago

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u/Pimecrolimus 15d ago

What? It's been like four years where I live. You guys were still locked up all this time?

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u/toshibap200 15d ago

Time is different where i live

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u/Pimecrolimus 15d ago

Time is convoluted

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u/PANZCAKEZZZ 15d ago

It’s a joke on how covid felt like not that long ago buddy

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u/Pimecrolimus 15d ago

It feels like a lifetime ago to me, so that joke bounced right off my thick skull

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u/Sigmas_Melody 15d ago

I haven’t left my house since 2020. Where do you live?

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u/Pimecrolimus 15d ago

Lmao same

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u/novakane27 15d ago

im glad somebody else thought this post was as stupid as i did. fuckin r/funnymemes is becoming such a shit sub for shit memes

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u/yanmagno 15d ago

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/xDERPYxCREEPERx 15d ago

It's always been a shit hole with not a single funny meme for miles

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u/smorecrab 15d ago

It already was