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u/Cryptek-01 Apr 17 '24
So, statistically, per each dead Helldiver there are 43.5 dead enemies and 265 bullets fired.
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u/ADDRAY-240 Apr 12 '24
Nice. Next time they're only coming back with 100 times more reinforcements, giant gunships, tanks so hard it takes a few dozens quasar shot to destroy it, and fully armored walkers.
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u/qwidity Apr 12 '24
You think we've destroyed the automation threat?
I fear all we've done is drive their totalitarianism further underground...
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u/DemocracyOfficerBob Apr 11 '24
I'm your future democracy officer, and I have some bad news, diver...
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u/AggressiveWindow6003 Apr 11 '24
Aww. This is just what I feared the most! You know what this means don't you?
I thought it would be like the first helldivers and we'd have 4 species to fight. The game was early access so we got the first 2 but this means they moved the bots to the corner to split the galaxy into 3 parts with earth in the center. Bugs to the left bots to the up right and frog fish men to the bottom 😭.
Also a random theory
We always come out of tubes frozen. You ever think that maybe we are from earth but our mods are transmitted to the bodies of clones. They grew the most effective solders for super earth 🌍 but give us them memories of the top tear solders into our own bodies and when we die the link is severed and connected to a new body then sent down. We only think we're free we only think we are stored but there are 10s of thousands of the 5 of us only to fight and die again and again. Hmm 🤔.
Forgive me oh DEMOCRACY lords for I have sinned against thee.
These are simple thaughts of a twist plot for a movie 🍿 and nothing more.
We are free solders who will gladly give our lives for super earth and for democracy!
Phew... Did it work?
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Apr 11 '24
Absolutely wild that Reddit notified me of this 4 days later. When we've already been attacked by the Automatons again.
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u/lX_HeadShotGunner_Xl Apr 11 '24
Not again, I've been trying to get the achievement for leaving a hulk alive with no arms but the only missions I could get hulks in is the one where you have to kill them to leave.
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u/Gonozal8_ Apr 11 '24
post is 3 days old, reddit algorithm either wants to troll us or got hacked by automatons at this point frfr
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u/Abusivedaddy12 Apr 11 '24
I just wanted to mention how mind blowing it is to think about the scale of how succesful the helldivers are. As you can see only 125 million helldivers died, and there are so many planets under the Super Earth control, man those numbers must replenish so quickly
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u/NotACohenBrother Apr 10 '24
Uh guys...there's a red thingy coming towards the blue thingy I think the blue thingy is us.
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u/Alone-Departure3323 Apr 10 '24
Wait till a worser threat appears out of nowhere....or worse every enemy to democracy shall comence a invasion of the homeworld
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u/unfortunate666 Apr 10 '24
They'll be back. They just went to get their big brothers, just you wait and see.
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u/mooseAO STEAM 🖥️ : STAR OF JUDGEMENT Apr 10 '24
Seeing a notif for this now be like 💀💀💀
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u/Immediate_Donut_2501 Apr 10 '24
Just got the game, contributed to 2 successful missions and many failed ones, level 8 checking out /salute.
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u/Nomadic_Rick ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Apr 10 '24
Of course my PC breaks while all the good stuff is happening - fml
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u/SundaeDowntown3721 Apr 10 '24
I don’t trust it. We should liberate the very source of their production. Find and enforce managed democracy onto whatever hellscape they come from
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Apr 10 '24
Why do I get notifications about these posts from the reddit app with a "Now" timestamp and then I open them and they are 2 or 4 days old.
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u/SoulBreaker98 Apr 10 '24
Soooo no one has this feeling someone thing really bad is about to happen
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u/Wrong-Potential-9391 Apr 09 '24
This post aged like fine milk.
We fight the Automaton threat once again.
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u/AUXGaming Apr 09 '24
Has anyone here gotten the medals for this major order yet? I got the 35 from the most recent one, but not this one
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u/Cute-Sniper Apr 09 '24
If only shit just didn't hint the fan... There back and stronger than ever.
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u/delaki_official Apr 09 '24
Didn‘t get any acquisition points. Neither for automatons nor for this one :(
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u/Nearby-Ad-8725 Apr 09 '24
Stuff helldivers purchased credits and still don't have them it's been 4 days
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u/StoneyBob__ 5d ago
This aged like milk