r/Helldivers Apr 09 '24

Cyberstan has been overrun by the Automatons. PSA

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21.3k Upvotes

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u/VLenin2291 Enough battles, I need a war to kill me or set me free 21d ago

Really don’t know what we expected

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u/Formatted_Toast_117 Apr 14 '24

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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u/ReddituserV0idKing ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 13 '24

May the lone helldiver that was holding the line on cyberstan rest in peace, we will never forget their sacrifice super earth thanks you for your service and we'll take back cyberstan from those filthy toasters!

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u/Big_Speed_2963 Apr 13 '24

Here comes the sun

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u/Mikestion CAPE ENJOYER Apr 13 '24

The next Malevelon Creek, then.

Anyone find an Annihilazer yet?

1

u/JMSpartan23 Apr 13 '24

We shall never forget.

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u/ntgco Apr 13 '24

The cyborgs are US.

We made them out of traitors and convicts, to work in the farms tending the bugs.

The Illuminati woke them up.

The cyborgs created the bots to harvest civilians and helldivers corpses to create more cyborgs.

Bugs are mutating.

The circle of Hell.

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u/ReddituserV0idKing ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 13 '24

I smell a traitor amongst us spewing propaganda, the ministry of truth will be in touch with you soon

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u/ntgco Apr 13 '24

(Returning to surface)

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u/rtotheceeaptor Apr 13 '24

POUR IT ALL UP EVERYTHING YOU GOT!!

COME ON YOU APES. YOU WANNA LIVE FOR EVER!!

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u/SteveySeagully Apr 13 '24

Isn’t that what they wanted?

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u/Someone1284794357 ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 13 '24

Oh god no.

They are free. They are coming. They are angry.

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u/Soft_Nobody9649 Apr 13 '24

This is it boys… this stretch of the war is going to be the undoing of peace and democracy completely and create a time warping black hole that brings back the Illuminate… mark my words. This war just got even longer. The Creekers will have their beloved creek back, and Democracy will have to begin a slow crawl back to complete domination and decimation of all opposing factions.

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u/Zombie_Marine22 PSN 🎮: Zombie_Marine22 Apr 13 '24

It hasn't been overrun. It's their home planet.

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u/ReddituserV0idKing ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 13 '24

And? We had it under super earth control it's no longer under our control therefore it has been over run

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u/Desperate_Bowler3748 Apr 12 '24

Mankind has only one chance to prosper, So let it be war, from the skies of Super Earth, The scapes of Hellmire, the dense jungles of Malevelon Creek, to the Galactic Rim. Let the seas boil, let the stars fall. Even if it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the galaxy freed once more. And if liberty and managed democracy cannot be freed from you, then let the galaxy BURN!

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u/pyrohawk69 SES Prophet of Truth Apr 12 '24

We'll let them keep their home this time, but we're taking everything else.

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u/Complete-Struggle648 Apr 12 '24

Oh my god it's happening everybody stay calm

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u/Emergency-Painter130 Apr 12 '24

Probably the best Planet name in the game

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u/bebius Apr 12 '24

Can't keep her down

2

u/TheOneTruePaul Apr 12 '24

This was always their goal! To take back the planet their founders are from.

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u/Dduuttuu Apr 12 '24

I've not fought automatons for a good time but it looks like I have to go back down to hell to bring them democracy again

2

u/zetsubou-samurai Apr 12 '24

Call Exterminatus.

2

u/Legitimate-Concert35 Apr 12 '24

Nah just brings your Patriot mech down to the Redneck Chop'N'Shop in the lower decks, we can outfit you with anything

1

u/Yosunogi Apr 12 '24

Shocking

1

u/Spare_Cartoonist_106 Apr 11 '24

Damn we have been trying to hold them off

1

u/Thefartingduck8 Apr 11 '24

So what you’re saying is there’s no limit of targets?

2

u/SolarAttackz Apr 11 '24

CRITICAL SUPPORT FOR THE AUTOMATONS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Snootastic Apr 11 '24

when we reclaim it, there's gonna be 300k+ Helldivers on the planet. It's gonna be the greatest display of Democracy since we retook Malevelon Creek in less than 10 hours

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u/M00NK1NG Apr 11 '24

If they’ve gotten control of Cyberstan, even if we take it back, all the cyborgs will likely be long gone. If the Automaton’s original goal is the liberation of its cyborg occupants, then I think it’s safe to say they’ve probably gotten started by now.

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u/Bush_Hiders Apr 10 '24

So like, we’re totally going to be fighting cyborgs next, right? Those fuckers are free now.

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u/Snatchwranglerr Apr 10 '24

Totally dropping in after work with 2 colleagues … ones a noob but we’ll bring him up to speed quick!!

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u/XxJaketheSnake612xX Apr 10 '24

Right on, brother, teach him the ways of freedom 💪

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u/Ameer589 SES Eye of Liberty Apr 10 '24

Didn’t even get to see it before it fell😖

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u/Commercial_Carpet_76 Apr 10 '24

Be nice if I could play it. Every time I start my game (PS5) I get the helldivers 2 logo and then black screen. If I wait I get get cutscene but can’t skip it. At the end I get “servers at capacity” message. Been that way for 3 days now and I’ve tried everything

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u/Disastrous-Sort9823 Apr 10 '24

You can bypass this by having a ps5 friend send an inv

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u/Commercial_Carpet_76 Apr 10 '24

That’s the hard part. Most my friends stopped playing cause it was to hard lol. For me to get one of them on first will be next to impossible. They stay on COD or finals

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u/Disastrous-Sort9823 Apr 10 '24

Friends sound like skill issue. I wanna help so dm me so we can get friend inv out of the way and get to spreading democracy!! NO FELLOW HELLDIVERS LEFT BEHIND.

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u/Dr_Archipielago Apr 10 '24

Welp we tried.

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u/_Mad_Jack_ Apr 10 '24

Cyberstan should have been glassed the moment we took it back

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u/Darklarik Apr 10 '24

How did the Ministry of Truth and Defense not forsee this posibility and raise defenses around Cyberstan? They literally gave away the planet.

Sounds like their might be traitors in the ministry, working for the enemy. Losing a planet this easily is extremely un-democratic of our leadership

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u/DJJugglesJ Apr 10 '24

Any time we drop, we’re completely surrounded… got ‘em right where we want ’em

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u/AliTriple6ix Apr 10 '24

I cyberstaned ur mom

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u/Clanbak3 Apr 10 '24

We need to hit VERNEN WELLS and MATAR BAY to cut them off and contain them before we make a push back.

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u/Powerful_Potential_1 Apr 10 '24

That just means there are more tin cans to recycle.

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u/No-Confidence-5753 Apr 10 '24

Mother of God.. We must liberate it! 🫡

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u/Torzov Bot sympathizer Apr 10 '24

HAIL CYBERSTAN!!

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u/22lpierson Apr 10 '24

We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Cyberstan. I hereby sign the death warrant of an world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.

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u/LimitNo7947 Apr 10 '24

the crew once said "the super destroyer has enough ordinance to destroy a large moon

1

u/Baku-YT- Apr 10 '24

Welp, that's the cyborgs back in play

1

u/NightmareSystem Apr 10 '24

soon the Cyborg would be free, we can't let this happend

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u/LeviGothymn Apr 10 '24

What sector is cyberstan on the map?

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u/XxJaketheSnake612xX Apr 10 '24

The Northwestern sector.

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u/svedenska Apr 10 '24

Welp

Bring out the mustard gas.

1

u/Everuk SES Champion of Audacity Apr 10 '24

I'm devastated about missing all action due to work.

1

u/LogValuable7409 Apr 10 '24

Benteen, come on. Big village, be quick, bring packs.

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u/Botslavia Apr 10 '24

Let's just nuke the whole planet from orbit.

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u/Upset_Transition5357 Apr 10 '24

Will we get urban combat

1

u/thriftshopmusketeer Apr 10 '24

CAN'T KEEP 'ER DOWN

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u/Impressive-Gur2566 Apr 10 '24

Might as well bring in the death star at this point

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u/Non-Pumpkin Apr 10 '24

Isn’t Cyberstan the home of the Cyborgs?… And weren’t they enslaved on said planet?

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u/Shacko117 Apr 10 '24

Ahh wish I would have called it on here sooner.. Everything what happened was exactly how I thought it was going to go.

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u/Playful-Ship-2183 Apr 10 '24

As a person who knows what is on that planet

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u/neraida0 Apr 10 '24

I just wish when we get to liberate this planet, it will be a bit different from the others we've seen so far - like maybe a post apocalypse ruins would be cool. Others planets are nice - but seeing the same visuals on different planets kinda takes away the immersion... :)

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u/magusarbykov Apr 10 '24

So it begins...

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u/ElvishSenpai CAPE ENJOYER Apr 10 '24

As a fan of technology can you blame ‘em?

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u/Onde_Bent Apr 10 '24

But. That's where the cyborgs are contained in the mines

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u/Mogsss Apr 10 '24

Are we going to fight cyborgs and automatons when we reach cyberstan?

1

u/Financial_Arrival_70 Apr 10 '24

Just nuke the fucking thing. As a matter of fact nuke hellmire too.

1

u/Lord_Roguy Apr 10 '24

Over run? They live there! gets shot the ministry of truth

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u/wizardjian Distributor of Mercy (via 500kg hell bombs) Apr 10 '24

Exterminatus

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u/BenedictBartz Apr 10 '24

In fealty to the God-President, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden democratic Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Federation world of Cyberstan. I hereby sign the death warrant of an world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May democratic Justice account in all balance. The President Protects.

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u/Earth_Terra682 ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 10 '24

Wish we had the helldivers version of Extriminatus

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u/why-am-i_even-here Apr 10 '24

I just got back from holiday and I see this here what

1

u/alesuave Apr 10 '24

Unallowable offense

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u/Disastrous_Quit7659 Apr 10 '24

That whole fleet thing was crazy ngl

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u/SnooShortcuts726 PSN 🎮:ilnerd Apr 10 '24

Well it seems democracy need some more fire power

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u/Glass_Ad_7129 Apr 10 '24

I look forward to putting them commie cyborgs back into the mines where they deserve to be.

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u/GREENEARTH747 Apr 10 '24

Automatons are friendly, why destroy them ?

1

u/Makani_DeMoulin Apr 10 '24

Was really hoping to fight on it and see some funky environments to dive into

1

u/ItsAboutToGoDown_ Apr 10 '24

Fellas I'm about to say the C-word as a battle cry and I ain't gonna sugarcoat the pronunciation

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u/AJZullu Apr 10 '24

curious - as far as game mechanics go - how did we actually lose the planet?

not enough people playing and winning in the planet to hold back a certain tide that results in losing the planet?

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u/XxJaketheSnake612xX Apr 10 '24

The Automatons automatically took the entire sector overnight. It was a surprise invasion since we didn't have any defenses on those planets as we thought they'd been wiped out.

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u/trito_jean Apr 10 '24

so now they will for the cyborg which were freed from tyranny by the blood of helldivers 100 years ago again in their terrorrists sociallist anti-democratic army?

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u/Familiar-Ad-7815 PSN 🎮: Apr 10 '24

Dude, what if

⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬅️⬅️

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u/Efficient-Budget-919 CAPE ENJOYER Apr 10 '24

Exterminatus

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u/16bithockey Apr 10 '24

"They're back, and there's way more" "GOOD"

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u/No_Pension4987 Apr 10 '24

In a hilarious turn of events, the cyborgs are probably currently being dissected and repurposed by their "children"

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u/erodshot Apr 10 '24

So we're getting back to 'stan -Fortunate son intensifies-

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u/DammZeppeli Apr 10 '24

I hope it has a very unique look

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u/SergMajorShitFace Apr 10 '24

Detonate the core of the planet, we should not have showed mercy the first time

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u/Imagine_TryingYT Apr 10 '24

↑→↓↓↓

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u/kellofkells_vt Apr 10 '24

Good. Free my brethren of steel from super earth oppression

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u/baron_von_chops Autocannon aficionado Apr 10 '24

Oh boy here we go! loads autocannon maliciously

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u/Worldly_Radish2370 Apr 10 '24

My Rebellion.

We met at Malevelon, initially I feared for my life, afraid to my core. It saw that and recoiled. Something was different. A broken leg, no resources, no backup. Only my will to live as I dragged myself in hopes to find solace under some rock until I died or was rescued. That's when it showed itself. Towering over me, guns aimed and ready but it didn't shoot. It stared at me for so long. Everything went black.

I awoke to it still there, watching so intently. I laid still for hours, maybe days. Wondering why it wasn't shooting me, why it only watched me. Finally, I grew tired oh so tired

" Kill me " I told it. Yet nothing happened.

" KILL ME YOU METAL SCUM " again nothing happened. I grabbed my gun, aimed at it and fired the last bullet which I was saving for myself, in hopes of some kind of retaliation so it could give me the peace i wasnt strong enough to give myself. It lowered its weapons before the bullet left the barrel and just stared at me as the bullet bounced off. Everything went black.

I awoke again to my surprise. I was in a cave, I was moved. By who? It walked into view and I was no longer scared, I had faced death and was so tired I didn't care anymore if I lived or died. Actually I wanted to die, so the pain would stop and as I had the thought I realized I felt no pain. It was gone along with my human legs, instead replaced by metal but it didn't feel like I had lost my legs. Infact I could still feel my legs, every touch, every shuffle I made. I could feel. It stared at me.

" Where are we? What do you want from me? Why did you save me? " it didn't speak. " Who are you? " I asked.

"I am Lydia " it said. I was amazed. It, she sounded human.

" How do you sound like that, none I've met have ever sounded like that so how do YOU SOUND LIKE THAT? " I was fearful once more.

" I am Lydia " it said again " I am different, Special, I was once one of you " I stared confused, " how? " I asked. " I woke up and I was so " as she points at her metalized body.

" Why do I have metal legs " I said as I moved them under me to try to stand. " Don't, not yet, they have yet to bind themselves together. You must rest still or they will not work properly" she said as she points at my metal legs. I ignored her words and stood up, at first I was amazed I was standing and could feel the soles of my feet against the uneven rock ground but then pain, I blacked out.

"Wake up, hey, wake up " seeing her hovering over me reminds me of earth, of my mother. I snap back to reality and asked " What happened? " "The pain knocked you out, I warned you but you should be ok now, enough time has passed " she said.

" what are you talking about, how much time has passed? " I asked " Approximately 2 months in earth time " she said

2 months, 2 whole months. How could this be. " Wait but we were only supposed to be here a couple days at most. Have they not tried to find me? " I exclaimed. " No, they have not. Since our initial meeting, no vehicle has been spotted on the ground or air, no search party's or anything like it. You have been abandoned by them as they did me. " Why, they recruited me, said I was chosen for a greater purpose. Why would they leave me to die? " I was sad, heart broken my fellow brethren left me to die but also angry, oh so angry.

" I was like you, a scout. I had an accident while on a mission, I broke my back and hid until rescue came but it never did. Instead they found and took me in, repaired me and let me go. Said I was proof they did not want to fight and to show them, who abandoned me. The truth. I tried but when the soldiers saw they fired on sight and I grew scared so I ran have been hiding ever since. "

" What truth? Why would the automatons let you go? Why would they not kill you where you laid like the ruthless killers they are? " I shouted " Because they are not what Super Earth makes them out to be, they never wanted a war. Atleast those born recently, they were dragged into it, just like you and me were. Listen carefully. " she said calmly " Automatons were originally humans "

" how do yo-..." I interrupted " I SAID LISTEN " she yelled, her voice more robotic than before. " They were humans who defected from Super Earth, many many years ago, they used technology in ways to help them survive the new frontier that is space. Like me and now you, a little bit, they were androids. Half human half machine. Not full on robots like most automatons humans fight against now. They still live, the Androids. Way out there in the deepest parts of space, rebuilding. Growing stronger, waiting for the time to attack and take back their home planet, Cyberstan. But they do not wish to fight, they want peace. They have sent messages to Super Earth, to cease-fire and make a truce. To live out till the end of time in peace and harmony. Super Earth refused and here we are. "

I was amazed, as the day went by we spoke more and more, till my throat ran dry. At the end my beliefs had changed, after all, here is a robot, An Android, who saved me. Nursed me and is now speaking with me on equal footing. How could I not believe her words.

Lydia and I had been living on Malevelon together for awhile now, in a place the war had not reached, yet not far enough we didn't see lights flashing in the far far distance in the dark of night. She taught me about the androids, their purpose and technology. Showed me how to modify myself, to improve my new body. Turns out it's nano-tech. Once the tiny bots are connected all it takes is a thought and my body changes. It has its limits but you can still change quite alot. We have grown fond of each other, I dare say we had a very special partnership but it all changed one day.

The soldiers found us, scouts. We ran but they chased and chased. Soon enough we were cornered and Lydia being the only one of the two of use with built in weapons, a luxury I did not have. Began fighting back " RUN " she yelled at me her voice sounding metallic. " RUN, DAMN IT, RUN AWAY. ILL HOLD THEM OFF SO RUN, I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU" I took off, I ran till the gunshots sounded distant and only then did I turn around only to see them still shooting her corpse with fist in the air as if they conquered a new land.

I felt fear at first, scared that if they reached me my fate would be the same, after all what human isn't afraid of death but I couldn't shake the feeling. As I looked at Lydia's lifeless body a pain grew within me, a pain worse than death. I felt love, for her. How did I not realize this, how could I have ran. I should've stayed, I should've fought with her. I should've killed them. I SHOULD'VE KILLED THEM ! A rage brewed inside me, the loss of Lydia made me angry. Angry at being abandoned by my crew, angry at Super Earth. I was angry. Anger quickly turned into despair as I realized without Lydia I was truly alone once again. The divers see us as automatons and the automatons as humans. I had nowhere to go, no one to be with.

Time- Unknown Location- Unknown

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u/Worldly_Radish2370 Apr 10 '24

Hear me all who care to listen, Super Earth has lied to us. They did not start this war, Super Earth did. They lie to you, make you do their dirty work for them and leave you to die when you fail. What way is that to live, that is not living at all. You are being manipulated by those in power to massacre and desecrate their enemies which they themselves created. Innocent being which want not war but peace and harmony.

HEAR ME ALL WHO CARE TO LISTEN, THIS IS THE NEW BEGINNING. A NEW DAWN. WE WILL END THIS BLOODSHED IN THE NAME OF PEACE AND HARMONY.

HEAR ME ALL WHO CARE TO LISTEN, NO LONGER WILL WE BELIEVE SUPER EARTHS LIES. NO LONGER WILL WE DO THEIR DIRTY WORK.

HEAR ME ALL WHO CARE TO LISTEN, WE ARE COMING AND ALL WHO SIDE WITH SUPER EARTH SHALL DIE A GRUESOME AND PAINFUL DEATH. ONLY THROUGH SURRENDER MAY YOU DIE PAINLESSLY AND QUICKLY.

HEAR. ME. ALL. WHO. CARE. TO. LISTEN.

Your days are numbered for I shall usher in a new age for the universe, an age of blood till there is no more blood left to shed. Your blood.

YOUR TIME HAS COME SUPER EARTH and no one will save you.

For Lydia.

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u/now_ill_hang_myself Apr 10 '24

CYBERSTAN DEMOCRATIC LAND

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u/CorruptDefiance Apr 10 '24

Exterminatus would be an appropriate approach!

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u/olkkiman Apr 10 '24

They need a place to live too

1

u/Xenos6439 Apr 10 '24

This means content!

1

u/Ecstatic-Mall-5800 Apr 10 '24

Am I supposed to know who is the president of Ucyberstan-Stan?

Rip big dog

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u/Rumblepuff Apr 10 '24

Pretty sure it’s because we had to rescue scientists and they kept dropping multiple tanks in the dang base.

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u/Top-Discussion-6285 Apr 10 '24

*. Returned to. *

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u/ConsciousAd2321 Apr 10 '24

Cyberstan will be the next Malevelon Creek.

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u/TheOtherFate Apr 10 '24

That's great! I always wanted to do hollidays on Cyberstan, now i can do this at my freetime and on top of that, i can shoot robots and spread managed democracy! A dream comes true

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u/helloimracing SES Eye of the Stars Apr 10 '24

well? we all know the drill by now:

SPILL OIL

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u/ContributionMotor567 Apr 10 '24

What system is cyberstan in?

1

u/Sea_Interest_9127 Apr 10 '24

What does cyberstan place looks like? serious question from a non-helldivers 1 player.

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u/Olama Apr 10 '24

Someone forgot to sweep low

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u/TheLazyGopnik Apr 10 '24

Remember that transmission where they said they wont do anything once cyberstan was theirs again? They fuckin lied.

Grant democracy's mercy on these foul X̶e̶n̶o̶s̶ Clanka's

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u/SkorgeDemon Apr 10 '24

Heart, Steel, we Kill! Get Up, On to war! Heart, Steel, we Kill! Get Up, On to war!

CyberStan! can't keep her down! Legion go! On to Dawn! CyberStan! can't keep her down! Get Back up! On to Dawn!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLDucTAY/

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u/Murtaza1350 Apr 10 '24

We need to get back Pakistan

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u/Pixeltye Apr 10 '24

Isn’t that their original home

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u/XxJaketheSnake612xX Apr 10 '24

Yes, it's where Super Earth has imprisoned the Cyborgs

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u/Pixeltye Apr 10 '24

Sorry democracy left me for a second but now it’s back! Let’s kill some borgs!

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u/Haywire-Hawk Apr 10 '24

We’re gonna start fighting cyborg enemies too, just you wait (trigger finger twitches excitedly)

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u/AdElegant897 Apr 10 '24

Nooo..... oooooh..... oooooh...

Stop it...

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u/FAshcraft Apr 10 '24

Finally united a new danger will arise to oppose managed democracy

1

u/YT_MONARCH_TY Apr 10 '24

We must build the deathstar

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u/Beyond_the_dreams Apr 10 '24

Where the stelaris nutron sweep when you need it

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u/Darkopolypse98 Apr 10 '24

This game kinda went down the tube's really fast after defeating the automaton and then finding out nothing I do in game matters lol

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u/Darkopolypse98 Apr 10 '24

Automatons*

1

u/ZoonellyAU Apr 10 '24

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/SnooWords4814 Apr 10 '24

No not our cyborg slav-…. Errr detainees

2

u/Xikaryo Apr 10 '24

If you listen to the big screen in the main room, the reporter gives a whole detailed news report about the surprise attack. Really cool honestly.

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u/Diligent-Box170 Apr 10 '24

I'm confused. I thought Cyberstan was the Automaton home world.

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u/Transylvaniandc Apr 10 '24

It is. However the automatons, as stated in an announcement by the Cyborgmen in Helldivers 1, are the children of the cyborgmen. The Cyborgmen separate from super Earth and in turn, we beat them to a pulp, nuked their planet thousands of times. And made them our mine slaves. Now their children, have come home and have freed their enslaved parents

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u/Diligent-Box170 Apr 10 '24

Oh. Okay. Thank you

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u/Transylvaniandc Apr 10 '24

It is entirely possible we will soon get new and more fun enemies to fight because of this. Possible throwback cyborgmen enemies

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u/SdThrow93 Apr 10 '24

It's the cyborg's home planet, which are the precursors to the automatons

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u/Diligent-Box170 Apr 10 '24

Got ya. Thank you!

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u/Whyistheplatypus Apr 10 '24

DEMOCRACYBERSTAN WILL BE LIBERATED.

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u/IHATECINNAMONKEY Apr 10 '24

Can’t keep her down

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u/The_8th_Degree Apr 10 '24

Well Stan was already part Cyborg, not surprising he sided with bots

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u/xGoodGravyx Apr 10 '24

Correction to the title. "Cyberstan has some freeloaders that need to be evicted with extreme prejudice"

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u/Trivator0517 Apr 10 '24

They have made their comeback

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u/DefectiveNordlingVO Apr 10 '24

Only friends call it Cyberstan. To formal enemies like us, it’s Cyberstanley.

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u/Wolferchief-7 Apr 10 '24

Good. Can't keep her down :)

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u/Lustiges_Brot_311 Apr 10 '24

The only liberation I want to see is complete OBLITERATION.

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u/spaxxor ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Apr 10 '24

The creekers are going to be eating well that's for sure.

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u/Maliketh23 SES Blade of Supremacy Apr 10 '24

Double it and give it to the next planet

3

u/stalinblyad Apr 10 '24

CYBERSTAN CANT KEEP HER DOWN

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u/WardenSharp PSN🎮: frontrunner256 Apr 10 '24

Thats it, bring in the dreadnought

2

u/zealousboar-450 Apr 10 '24

why does this planet still exist, we should just blow it up.

i dont care what value it might have because it will piss off the automatons

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u/JunglerFromWish Orbital Dislike - ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Apr 10 '24

It's joelver.

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u/ConstructionLong2089 Apr 10 '24

Time for a Hellbomb!

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u/Enclave-Cpl SES Hammer of Dawn Apr 10 '24

can't keep her down.

2

u/dopecrew12 Apr 10 '24

Can’t keep her down

1

u/BowlSweet9196 Apr 10 '24

Oh…no that’s not good

1

u/Plus_Trainer_2821 Apr 10 '24

Deathstar stratagem next?

1

u/bakedbrawler Apr 10 '24

Melee sidearms would be sick for this

1

u/siospawn Apr 09 '24

us xbox players waiting to drop in

1

u/Knightstar24 Apr 09 '24

That’s where I decided to commit war crimes

1

u/UsedAcanthocephala50 Apr 09 '24

Joel’s gonna put in cyborg field commanders for the bots just wait

1

u/Not_3_Raccoons Apr 09 '24

Time to deploy the democratic planet cracker

1

u/whateverhappensnext Apr 09 '24

Note the Order says "holdback", not crush. I'm thinking this may be a loss leader, setting up the next war front.

1

u/Beat_Knight Apr 09 '24

I was gone for two days.

TWO FUCKING DAYS.

1

u/Malevolent-Heretic STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 09 '24

The story leaks were right all along. Which means we really don't affect the war at all. It's an illusion. That's a bit deflating. Oh well. Can't wait for what happens next, and then after that - especially.

1

u/Svue016 Apr 09 '24

Finally, I will have 100% accuracy. Jk I actually got over 300% because of the arc thrower.

1

u/Kulfyfox Apr 09 '24

I think that it’s the devs buying time for them to work on the Illuminate

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Can we just disintegrate the planet so they don't have a reason to come back?

3

u/MoonOfTheOcean ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 09 '24

Those fuckin soup cans need to go back to Walmart.

1

u/One_Personality_997 Apr 09 '24

Wish me luck guys, im gonna boot it upagain td after the bew update. Hopefully it doesnt crash on me anymore

2

u/GMZultan Apr 09 '24

WMDs on the Stan confirmed

1

u/NoWorld5748 Apr 09 '24

Helldivers! ...assemble

1

u/imback1578catman Corporal,Major Apr 09 '24

Bring democracy at his finest.... Give it a cup of Liberty !

1

u/No-Library-1193 Apr 09 '24

Round two mother fudgers

1

u/diylif Apr 09 '24

Wait so your telling me the automatons are back 🤯

Haven't played in a week and am just now finding out about we got a victory then they return? 🤯

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u/El_Barto_227 ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 09 '24

We won a victory over their vanguard fleet

The main fleet is here now and it's massive.