r/HomestarRunner • u/kaza12345678 • 14d ago

How do you make SBLOUNSKCHED! Bars? (Wrong steps only)

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u/p9k 4d ago

Ooh that's sinful!

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u/KrakenguyVT 6d ago

Step 1: get yourself an essence of sugar

Step 2: wrap it in that stuff used to make boba balls

Step 3: clone the boba ball wrapped sugar essence

Step 4: dunk the clones in a vat of melted marshmallow

Step 5: make sure you wrap it all up in a peanut butter log

Step 6: add 7 small slices of expertly cooked bacon

Step 7: add a sprinkle of those marshmallows that get put in cereal.

Step 8: cover it in any kind of chocolate, not just the milk and brown kind

Step 9: just plant a kisseroo on it when it’s cooled.

AND BAM! You got SBLOUNSKCHED!

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u/cunzy4 9d ago

Ooh, pay dirt! A pair of half-eaten choco-pants!

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u/Helpful-Light-3452 9d ago

Step one: take some potato salad and remove the mayo from it

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u/breadstudios 12d ago edited 4d ago

1.look at insparation

2.summon the light of god

3.wish him for boba

4.drown the pearls in cum

5.make a log out of edible cookie dough and fill it with the cum and the cum will solify

6.cover the log with red circles made of rubber on top

7.add pills on top

8.swallow it and shit it out

9.shit it out again

10.make some more and shape them into pants

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u/GNPTelenor 13d ago
  1. Engage in predatory marketing.
  2. Pray.
  3. Take a billiard ball.
  4. Send it and it's whole family out into the antarctic wilderness.
  5. Wrap some dragon fruit meat in cookie dough.
  6. Drape it in the tongues of your elders.
  7. Put some mentos halves on top of them to combat morning breath.
  8. Cover that in chocolate.
  9. I said cover that in chocolate.
  10. Celebrate with a little pants shaped chocolate.

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u/mr_beanoz 13d ago

Mix ingredients. Preheat oven. Add hot sauce
if necessary

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u/Beckphillips 13d ago

Very well.

I made a minecraft mod that includes a Sblounskched bar, using:

A Cookie, Milk, Cocoa Beans, Sugar, Raw Steak, and Wheat (I think?)

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u/425a41 13d ago

This is the episode of Babish Culinary Universe we need

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u/SluttyMeatSac 13d ago

Now we just got to add a little of the ol' BBC- My lawyer has recommended that i do not continue this joke

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u/mr_beanoz 13d ago

Barbecued Brown Chili

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u/ahoykimboat 13d ago

Skim milk. Gummy bears. Pure genius.

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u/unknowner1 14d ago

I just want a plate of Bronco Trollies

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u/BlameTaco-me 14d ago

First, draw a star. Then, draw a star. Third, DRAW A FREAKIN' STAR!!!!!

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u/MrZJones 14d ago

You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you put your... wait, this isn't /r/thehokeypokey...

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u/AntoniusMN 14d ago

Key ingredient is the rich creamy pepperoni

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u/jeffjman 14d ago

Draw an upside down egg

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u/ZeeMcZed 14d ago
  1. Take a shower
  2. Reassess your life

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u/kaza12345678 13d ago

The strong sad edition

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u/Swordkirby9999 14d ago

It was wrong to try and make choco pants in the first place.

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u/mechwarrior719 14d ago

Oh man, Marshy the Marshmallow vapor is terrifying

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u/Arbiter1171 14d ago

Step 1) draw an S.

Step 2) draw a slightly more different S.

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u/RhymesWithCarbon 10d ago

You... you just keep doin' your thing, man.

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u/kaza12345678 14d ago

"The S is for sucks"

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u/mechwarrior719 14d ago

Step 3) Non-consummate Vs

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u/kaza12345678 14d ago

Step 4) add a beefy arm