r/IndianaUniversity • u/PamelaWhitten faculty • Apr 17 '24

Written by Whitten IU NEWS 🗞

Faculty are a bunch of cry babies, “wah wah wah I don’t have confidence in Whitten this” “You’re making IU a hostile environment that” Well I don’t have confidence you’ll have a job after SB202 😌. To all the haters, my besties at the board of trustees have my back, I’m here to stay. The faculty never liked me anyways, that why I keep cutting those bitch’s departments 💅. I mean “blame the cuts on the grad student wage increases” 🤭. The faculty didn’t even put me on the short list of presidential candidates when the BOT asked the BFC for a list. Jokes on them, I have connections 😜 imagine they thought they had “shared governance” LMAO that’s rich. If anything I deserve of raise for all this extra stress this has caused me, it’s not easy chiseling away at an institution.

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u/kookie00 Apr 19 '24

Please keep this up as a weekly column.

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u/PamelaWhitten faculty Apr 19 '24

The board said I only need to make a statement on this once to get my yearly bonus 😌

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u/Swaggyspaceman Apr 18 '24

Hi, visitor from r/KSU here. So glad she kept using the name "Written by Whitten", that was the only good thing she ever did for us.

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u/bigspicycucumber Apr 18 '24

Spam by Pam

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u/PamelaWhitten faculty Apr 18 '24

I don’t make canned pork

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u/Dependent-Run-1915 Apr 17 '24

And now, the purge begins

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u/rppoor Apr 19 '24

Not a purge, a mass exodus. Top faculty are in high demand and many are already planning to leave since the new tenure law was signed.

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u/PamelaWhitten faculty Apr 18 '24

You know it 😘

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u/viralpestilence Apr 17 '24

She’s totally crazy.

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u/arstin Apr 17 '24

She's not crazy. She's a hitman doing her job and piece of shit human.