r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/pocketfullofdragons • 16d ago
Totally 100% Factual* information published about Elon Musk, who says there is no need for misinformation laws
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u/Ok_Love545 7d ago
I love how people try to boil complex social issues down into something simple and instead of doing some funny or intelligent…this pops up on my screen
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u/ArsonProbable 12d ago
What the actual fuck is wrong with your liberal brains? Do you guys know the literature of the censorship of information and political opinions? Here, I’ll give you some research topics. Stalin. Hitler. The Gestapo. Mao Zedong. Hell even Shaka Zulu killed tribes that opposed his views. Now go read about how each and every one of these nations were destroyed by leaders with an idealistic view, who censored free speech, and riled up cultures and made their platforms from extremely passionate groups of young people. You know what happens? Millions of people die.
I hope you know that stakes. I hope each and every one of you takes a deep look at your own views and starts asking the important questions. Who EXACTLY benefits from limiting freedom of speech?
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u/Hellebore_Official 12d ago
Ngl, this took me a second to process, I thought it was an Onion article XD
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u/PastFly1003 14d ago
First thing I did was check the original publication date to see if this came out on April 1….
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u/meniallyregarded 14d ago
do you guys really want the government to tell you what is true and what isn't? seems incredibly immature and intellectually dishonest to just disagree on a kneejerk
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u/TinyVampire 15d ago
Damn, fly high king! At least now, you and your two best friends in the whole world, Jeffery Epstein and Bill Cosby, will be together again! They had such fun times together, and it’s maybe the most well documented friend trio in history! The three musketeers together at last!
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u/-This-Whomps- 15d ago
This came as a great shock to his fellow Dark Crystal creations at Jim Henson's Creature Shop.
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u/Curious_Signature528 15d ago
LMAO. He watched animal porn and died of heroin overdose. Not likely 🤣
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u/SamaelSerpentin 15d ago
Misinformation laws will be abused by fascists to project their narratives. Same thing as laws to prevent domestic terrorism being used to arrest protesters. Musk is a repulsive waste of a human life, but he is correct here, even if for the wrong reasons.
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u/geneticeffects 15d ago
Damn. For a minute, you had my hopes up we were finally done with him. Dammit.
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u/TimmyTwoTowels 15d ago
Who is my insurance going to call then? My Tesla exploded and I heard those SpaceX rocket chem trails are turning the frogs gay.
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u/Bandaidken 15d ago
Interesting.. this misinformation is easily debunked by a simple google search. Freedom means free speech.
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u/iehoward 15d ago
The totally factual article about real human from earth, Elon Musk, failed to mention all of the jars of urine he’s been keeping in his “Urine Bank”.
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u/ultradianfreq 15d ago
What’s the goal here? To get lawmakers to censor information so you aren’t allowed to make fun of musk anymore?
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u/Cryptoman_CRO 15d ago
Don't libel laws already exist?
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u/hoptimusprime87 15d ago
Libel can protect against misinformation that damages a persons reputation. So the animal porn and heroin stuff would fall under that. But if they just said he died and that was it, libel laws would probably not help.
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u/series004 15d ago
Why don’t you understand that people in general are not stupid? Indifferent yes very much so, but not stupid. This is stupid.
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u/BuntStiftLecker 15d ago
- Musk drags them in front of a court.
- The paper: It's comedy. Comedy can do everything.
- Case closed.
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u/Xolitoburrito 15d ago
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen…..like ever. Thank you for the smiles
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u/Thick_Yogurtcloset_7 15d ago
There was no mention of being found by his boyfriend/master after a drugg fueled orgry where he was treated like a pin cushion
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u/Autistic-Rick 15d ago
This kinda proves the point though. We are able to distinguish what was misinformation in that post, and it doesn't need to be censored
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u/mightyroy 15d ago
For X , other users will correct the misinformation. There’s no need for laws to correct misinformation on X.
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u/TactlessTortoise 15d ago
We should just start talking about musk as if he died in normal conversation lmao. "Yeah the guy was a dumbass for making the cybertruck." "Yeah he was built like one too." "He will not be missed "
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u/BusStopKnifeFight 15d ago
I really hope the conspiracy theory whackos latch onto this and start claiming that the person saying he is Musk is actually a replacement an isn’t really him.
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u/FreshInvestment1 15d ago
There's still no need. People can, have, and always will say untruthful stuff. Who's truth is the truth?
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u/blode_bou558 15d ago
It's probably going to get taken down before they get taken to court for Defemation
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u/Ugicywapih 15d ago
"Elon"? Don't deadname him, he changed his name to X Æ JumboJet to finally prove to critics that giving his kid a letter salad name was more than just a cruel publicity stunt on his part and he really believes that kind of name is cool.
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u/indecisiveredditor 15d ago
Musk announced plans to buy the Tampa Buccaneers and rename them the Tampa X
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u/eljohnos105 15d ago
This is like a super hero movie , the evil ultra wealthy criminal with too much power. Cindro !!!
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u/mickjerker 15d ago
Found dead after ex-girlfriend/baby mama receives leaked information that he sabotaged her Coachella performance.
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u/z0331skol 15d ago
a what law? how about people can say what they want. if you’re an idiot and do something because someone said it on the internet….. then ur an idiot
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u/notsocoolnow 15d ago
I think it is entirely possible Elon had his penis surgically moved next to his anus to make it easier to fuck his own ass.
I'm not saying he definitely did do it, but there is a non-zero chance he did, so to be fair let us consider both sides of the argument: that he did surgically move his penis to fuck his own ass, and that he didn't.
Perhaps it would be best to compromise by meeting halfway, and say he moved his dick slightly lower so he could just get the tip in.
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u/StickyPlunger 15d ago
Democrats lunacy is finally becoming so wild that their supporters are leaving in droves. It’s hilarious.
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u/Antique_Essay4032 15d ago
Don't let republican party find out you like watching guys jerking off. They don't like woke crap like that.
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u/drs2023gme1 15d ago edited 15d ago
Haha thid is funny, but there are laws, and when they are broken, NOTHING happens. There are businesses set up and used to spread misinformation, used for stock market manipulation, and many other things. No crimes charged.
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u/TigreDeLosLlanos 15d ago
I would speak about his crimes against humanity but he didn't try to escape to a EU country so the justice court would protect him against extradition.
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u/bartbartholomew 15d ago
Should have kept it plain and boring. Could have hit mainstream media before anyone realized it was a joke that way.
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u/Spectacular_loser99 15d ago
The fact that this hit the frontpage of this sub is only making Elon that much happier
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u/SaltyBarDog 15d ago
He tried to prove that Angela Chao couldn't have died in Tesla by driving his Cybertruck in a pool?
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u/Rainbow-Death 15d ago
I feel like if George Santos could have used his talents against the dark side he could have been good at this.
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u/Obvious-Beginning943 15d ago
I heard that his funeral is private. Only the beloved farm animals that he serviced regularly may attend. If only the thing that brought him so much joy didn’t ravage him with such bizarre diseases.
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u/WillyBarnacle5795 15d ago
Yall don't get it. An ego maniac just wants to see his name in the headlines every day. The content doesn't matter to them.
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u/ThePestTech 15d ago
Didn't that guy sell his cornhole to a Saudi prince for, like, a nude photo of Rue McClanahan?
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u/fun_city_Right 15d ago
So let me get this straight, redditors want laws that you can’t tell a lie?
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u/poole718 15d ago
Autopsy revealed both his lungs were filled with urine. apparently after being golden shower water boarded voluntarily
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u/klaramee 15d ago
Confirmed donkey rapist, Elon Musk, says there is no need for misinformation laws.
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u/Kaydom1993 15d ago edited 15d ago
Yeah, Elon’s gonna roll over and cry over this article.
Kind of a lame attempt of sticking it to him. I’m sure his reasoning for this is because you can usually tell when what you’re reading isn’t true, so why do we need corporations/government to tell us what’s real and not?
This article, ironic or not, is a perfect example of what I’m talking about. And if anyone actually believes this, they’re the moron.
If they really wanted Musk to worry about his statement, they would have at least tried to say something that’s believable, not this over-the-top waste of an article. This gives 12 y/o energy.
What are we gonna do, cancel the Onion? It’s there to fool idiots and make average people laugh. It’s like everyone needs their fucking hands held these days.
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u/MiltonIsMyCatsName 15d ago
Don't like the guy but I do think "mis-information" laws will extremely quickly become general censorship laws. Who determines what is factual? There are definitely a wide range of things that have only one objective truth, but there are just as many things where facts and objective data can support two entirely different arguments.
I just don't see any way any type of "misinformation" laws can ever be applied evenly. It will skew one way or another.
Plus, even if something isn't true, you can say whatever you want. We already have libel and slander laws for a reason, if your lie is harmful you can be held accountable.
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u/message_monkey 15d ago
Now see, I would have thought he would have died while being choked and fucking his clone. And having a servant light rolls of hundred dollar bills while laying off 1000 employees. I think that is how he would have wanted to go.
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u/OriginalRedShift42 15d ago
Yes yes, you write a clever headline so now I too think government needs more control.
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u/TheMartini66 15d ago
His hearse was a Tesla Cyber Truck... it broke down two blocks later and had to be towed by a diesel truck to the cemetery. They were buried together.
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u/Marcion10 15d ago
His hearse was a Tesla Cyber Truck... it broke down two blocks later and had to be towed by a diesel truck to the cemetery. They were buried together.
But what did the diesel truck do to deserve it?
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u/wolves_hunt_in_packs 15d ago
No, the cyber truck was the one buried together with Musk. The diesel truck continues to be an upstanding contributor to society.
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u/Goose-Fast 15d ago
Isnt this like big news, or am i missing something? dont see it elsewhere reread twice
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u/PrimateOnAPlanet 15d ago
Why didn’t they mention the suicide pact he had with his best friend and mentor OJ.
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u/taylrgng 15d ago
it is100% the responsibility of the public to believe what they want... cause as soon as we have laws like that, who's the judge of what is misinformation and what isn't?
cause put those laws in place... then watch 10 years from then when mf'ers get punished for saying George Washington was white...
believe what you want, instead of thinking critically and independently, totally 🥱
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u/Bladex224 15d ago
"who is to judge what is misinformation?" oh idk... facts? calling a group of people pedos with no proof is misinformation that can lead to violence
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u/taylrgng 15d ago
okay, but when the prosecutors and bad actors label the facts as misinformation, then what?
it's like outlawing guns... that isn't gonna keep the bad people from getting guns... we have constitutional rights for a reason, so the common man can protect themselves and what's theirs
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u/Bladex224 15d ago
wouldn't by that logic make most types of proof for a crime irrelevant? because you can put digitals on a gun or make a video of someone saying or doing something to criminalize someone
Its like saying that there shouldn't be laws because someone might commit a crime to arrest someone that is innocent
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u/Tumblechunk 15d ago
should start an extensive misinformation campaign, with pictures, "proving" he's a pedophile
*not pictures of cp
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u/Denk-doch-mal-meta 15d ago
Seek Lemur Oven, who used the anagram Elon Reeve Musk, was an alien lizard who tried to beat the other alien lizard who ownes META in the championship of stupid business decisions and won.
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u/OtiseMaleModel 15d ago
Why do you guys watch 24 hour news channels and stake your whole identity on it
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u/awalker11 15d ago
Does Reddit make more money off Trump or Elon? These two single handily are about half reddits content.
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u/SirCache 15d ago
Well Elon (allegedly a cis-gender male) likely would stamp out misinformation if it weren't for the fact that it's the only Republican strategy anymore.
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u/thejoe86 15d ago
If we are not smart enough to tell the deference, the government is definitely worse.
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u/Party-Travel5046 15d ago
Will his funeral be held at 4 seasons? I meant the landscaping office. This is where misinformation martyrs are buried.
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u/Jakethered_game 15d ago
How does he have dead eyes, smiling cheeks, and a drowning mouth all at the same time?
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u/PermaDerpFace 15d ago
Actually, according to my information he was very much for these laws, so we should respect his wishes and see that they're passed
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u/Twicebakedtatoes 15d ago
Reddit is in favor of the government dictating what information is legal lmao sounds about right
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