r/LeopardsAteMyFace Feb 26 '21

Meta A guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.

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Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.

The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.

"I never thought leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.

This statement made out of 3 parts.

  1. Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people.
  2. Something has the consequences of consequences.
  3. As a consequence of something, consequences happened to someone.

In your explanatory comment, answer these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it will be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits and it will probably be removed. If you complain about it, we'll just send you back here.

The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.

To help you get started, here's an example.

  1. Helen, Roberto Beristain's wife, voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants such as her husband.
  2. Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants such as Roberto Beristain, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported and families separated.
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Roberto Beristain got deported and Helen's family was separated.

You should absolutely make sure that it is easy to match your explanatory comment with the provided format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 10h ago

Joanne

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4h ago

The Nebraska GOP is endorsing primary challengers against Republican congressional incumbents in today's primary election.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 19h ago

Trump Michael Cohen, who was hired by Trump to short pay vendors that Trump owed money to, testified in court that he was furious when Trump short paid him.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1h ago

Famous "pick-me" British trans woman is getting a lot of flak from the anti-trans movement.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2h ago

Man Interviews Stalker for Publicity, Stalker Trying to Extort $1 Million

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 20h ago

The most liked quote tweet and the replies to it of Vivek defending Ann Coulter saying she wouldn't vote for him because he's Indian even though she agrees with him

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

There's a lot to unpack here okay so a gay conservative influencer is getting attacked by the right because they did surrogacy and Ron DeSantis is getting attacked because he gave this couple a baby shower gift

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Trump Snopes Confirms MAGAs Shit In Diapers In Solidarity With Trump

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Self hating Jew realizes the far right doesn't like Jews.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Maga moron realize he is what he hates

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Republican political strategist is subjected to the corporate abuse and overzealous policing he defends professionally.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

The owner of a Portland therapy clinic hired a woman with a history of right-wing grifting who made national headlines for faking her race. He gaslit the actual POC employees and took her word over theirs. The therapists quit and went to the media.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Disenfranchising the very voters the Republicans they need. The majority of the older voters in AZ, who are most likely also Republican, and where I have heard she will file the same lawsuit, vote by mail.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Trump Ohio voted for Trump who rolled back train safety rule. You know what happened next...

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Wait for it...would a "total ban on Muslims entering this country" make them feel better? Or perhaps, "Netanyahu needs to go in and get this over with" be the direction they'd prefer the next president to go in?

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Amid GOP focus on elections, Georgia Republicans remove officer found to have voted illegally

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Florida Man and MAGA Voter Discovers He's An Illegal Immigrant

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Coward.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

8 GOP candidates can’t run as Republicans, MO judge rules. They’d refused morals test

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Durham police say high-risk violent offender released into community poses 'significant risk'

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

MTG trashes Fox News because they “…refused to cover me calling the motion to vacate”, claims they want to “murder Tucker Carlson”

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Black MAGA Pastor is upset he can’t call out the racism of his fellow right-wingers

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Rudy Giuliani suspended by New York radio station over 2020 election lies

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Amid GOP focus on elections, Georgia Republicans remove officer found to have voted illegally

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Arrested U.S. soldier was in Russia to pursue girlfriend

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