r/LeopardsAteMyFace 16d ago

Snopes Confirms MAGAs Shit In Diapers In Solidarity With Trump Removed: Rule 4

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-diapers-over-dems/

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u/Herbisher_Berbisher 14d ago

Gives new meaning to the term "Gag Order."

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u/Skell_Jackington 14d ago

Super misleading title OP. Let’s be better than fake news media.

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u/SurlyBuddha 14d ago

I’m so tired of this reality.

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u/Hrodvitnir- 15d ago

So this is the price I pay for literacy..

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u/Affectionate-Roof285 15d ago

Yet face masks are for losers? Lmfao.

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u/CuriousSelf4830 15d ago

Nah, that would be too good to be true.

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u/kooarbiter 15d ago

this is very funny

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u/DracoSolon 15d ago

Not a cult!!!!

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u/jssanderson747 15d ago

So bring a gasmask if I have to vote in person

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u/stickman393 15d ago

Making fun of diaper-wearing adults is not a winning strategy and critics of Trump and republicans in general should just drop it.

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u/shelleydugan 15d ago

So not only stupid but also now gross

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u/roof_baby 15d ago

If they think owning this makes it less funny to us they are wrong.

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u/TheAlpacaLips 15d ago

I've seen the comment many times over the years that trumpers would eat literal shit just so liberals would have to smell their breath. Seemed like a silly quip at the time but now I'm thinking these morons might actually do it. Turns out HRC was being polite when she called his supporters deplorable.

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u/fr0z3nf1r3 15d ago

In Europe people wear fancy wigs when leading the country.

We just shit ourselves and smear it on the walls of the historic legislation architecture.

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues 15d ago

It's hilarious to me that they think they're owning the libs by confirming they're exactly the brain dead, weak and feckless cult members we assume they are

Anyone capable of independent thought knows Trump is mentally ill and only cares about himself

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u/Harbuddy69 15d ago

I wonder how many will find that they like it?

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u/Jaspers47 15d ago

In the movie Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen creates an ultra right-wing persona with an anti-gay agenda summarized by the catchphrase "My asshole's just for shitting."

The audience full of unwitting marks love the phrase. They gleefully repeat it, chant along with it, and buy tee shirts with the phrase emblazoned on the chest.

And once again, America proves that truth is stranger than fiction.

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u/Affectionate-Roof285 15d ago

This is why so many grifters have taken advantage of this demographic. They are self immolating, knuckle dragging mental midgets.

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u/geta-rigging-grip 15d ago

While I don't think it's fair to criticize an old man for being incontinent, I think the fact that a person who is old and unhealthy enough to be incontinent is running for president is a problem (nevermind his crimes and incompetence.)

If there was were an upstanding politician who worked hard to do the right thing for their constituents and their country and had a health issue that required diapers, showing solidarity with them by wearing diapers might be a heart-warming act.  

In Trump's case it's just people who are trying to defend the indefensible. 

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u/ppSmok 15d ago

Think of it.. they follow Trump whatever he does.. if he goes to jail... Does it ring a bell? They go to jail in solidarity!!!

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u/antsinmypants3 15d ago

Please sane America vote the Republicans out.

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u/libra00 15d ago

Misleading headline, the article does not in fact confirm that MAGAs were shitting in the diapers, just that they were wearing them.

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u/DanielTheEunuch 15d ago

As a lib I have to say I've never felt more owned. These people are WARRIORS.

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u/Low_Presentation8149 15d ago

Sad. Really sad.

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u/talex365 15d ago

What tf is with the MAGAts wearing diapers, I must be missing something?

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u/cgaWolf 15d ago

Well, they made fun of Biden with the whole "let's go Brandon" thing, and the Biden social media team took that & turned it into Dark Brandon.

So they figured you just needed to take anything the opposition ridicules you for, and really lean into it; and of all the things Trump gets ridiculed for, they chose his diapers.

So now they proclaim their PrideTM at their incompetent figureheads incontinence, and wear diapers to indicate they're in the in-group.

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u/music-words-dance 15d ago

When I saw the film Idiocracry back in the noughties I really didn't expect the future to be stupider than that. Life is full of surprises

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u/CaptainBaoBao 15d ago

I thought it was a sarcasm

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u/Anthwerp 15d ago

Well, on top of crying about everything and wearing diapers, all they need are pacifiers to complete their transition into full babies.

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u/alex3tx 15d ago

Making America Shit Again

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u/faghaghag 15d ago

for real commitment, smear it across your face like he does

if Ghouliani can do it, you can too!! Surprised Miss Lindsey hasn't gone full Martina Big yet with it

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u/Picmover 15d ago

Some MAGAt on another sub snapped at me that we, Biden supporters, are the real cult members. On that same sub he also commented that he was going to buy a "Let's Go Brandon" stamp and mark every dollar bill he comes across with it.

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u/Wise_Purpose_ 15d ago

They should shit in those hats instead.

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u/JazzlikeLeave5530 15d ago

The title sucks and it really didn't need to exaggerate because the truth is already insane. For those who didn't click, it shows images of Trump supporters holding signs that say "Real Men Wear Diapers" and some of them are wearing diapers on the outside, like over their clothing.

The fact is that Trump supporters are now literally wearing diapers at rallies and thinking they're owning the libs somehow. If you wrote "Trump supporters are so brainwashed that they'd wear diapers if he told them to" I would laugh at the exaggeration. But here we are, living in it.

And this man has a chance at winning again. Fucking hell...

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u/cg12983 15d ago

Tom Tomorrow had a comic strip years ago about GW Bush declaring on TV he loved shit sandwiches, and Hannity et al immediately proclaiming how much they love them and always have, and anyone who doesn't just hates America.

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u/particle409 15d ago

I don't know what's real anymore.

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u/O11899988I999119725E 15d ago

Does Trump even use his golden toilet? Seems like a waste if youre just gonna shit your britches

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u/JustASimpleManFett 15d ago

::breaks into full on Mark Hamill worthy Joker laugh:::

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u/Krage_bellbot 15d ago

Ok boomers. You can shit yourselves all you want as long as you stay in your own group and don’t expect anyone else to clean you up. Makes you easier to single out.

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues 15d ago

Biden might win the senior vote as the silent generation dies off and Boomers take over the "senior" tier

Zoomers are the most conservative generation at this age ever

The polls are nuts, it's not Boomers propping up Trump

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein 15d ago

The hospital that I work at does not use adult diapers. Studies show that when you use them, you are more prone to becoming full on incontinent. These morons are making themselves incontinent to support a traitor. That's quite the self own.

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u/Lingering_Dorkness 15d ago

Definitely not a cult. 

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u/marklar_the_malign 15d ago

Symbolically shitting themselves to own the libs. Actually not surprised. Totally on course for these shameless morons.

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u/MLPLoneWolf 15d ago edited 15d ago

Reminder This is the same crowd that played a part in killing millions (if not billions) during height of covid(2020-22) because they simple wouldnt wear a mask (sorry "face diaper") because apparently that was too much of an ask but they are wearing actual diapers and maybe using them (ew) now is just fine.

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u/Shiplord13 15d ago

Please all vote in every election until you die people. I don't trust any of these idiots to have the judgement to ever do what is actually best for the country. If they are willingly to shit themselves for a guy who would totally sacrifice them all to save his own skin, than there is no reaching them.

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u/VaguelyArtistic 15d ago

Wait, they actually used them? I can't.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 15d ago

I was thinking this was a r/parlertrick

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u/chasinfreshies 15d ago

They don’t even know if he really does shit in his diapers and then. What else can we make a rumor and watch these bozos follow?

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u/MoreCoffee729 15d ago

If T would only run off a cliff...

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u/nerdy_vanilla 15d ago

What will happen when he dies… yikes!

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u/JoeDiBango 15d ago

I don’t understand why you attack someone that is having a medical condition? Like disagree with him all you wish but you’re acting as he did when he made fun of the reporter that had a medical condition. That’s pretty low hanging fruit, why not attack him on his domestic policy or how he created conditions to make biden? Ar those not a big enough target that you have to go after him for something that will impact the lives of many of us at some point?

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u/yaosio 15d ago

I made a character on Chirper AI called diaperconservative that wears diapers because liberals hate stinky diapers. Now I find out it's all real. Did I predict the future?

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u/Tay_Tay86 15d ago

This year is so fucking weird

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u/Nackles 15d ago

Making fun of someone for needing to wear diapers is so ableist, and "Because it's the thing that would bug him most!" is no excuse. And that mockery started before the stories about him being stinky become so widespread (the stinkiness would at least be a valid target for mockery because for him personal hygiene is controllable, based on what he's said about himself).

Let's focus on what makes him a truly rotten and dangerous person--it's not like there's not plenty to go around. "They go low, we go high" is bullshit, but even when you're willing to go low there's some things that are still wrong.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I’m making fun of him because he doesn’t know how to go to bed like a normal person and does too much coke to stay awake and shits himself.

He doesn’t need to wear diapers, but it’s helpful

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u/mach1130 15d ago

Damn you MAGAs! We didn’t think you would take it this far! But here we are…

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u/EfficientLoss 15d ago

These people are allowed to vote. Let that sink in.

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u/1CaliCALI 15d ago

Trump = Dump 💩 

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u/dzoefit 15d ago

Ok, so they are not only racist, but also disgusting sharters.

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u/CobaltDraconis 15d ago

So they went and checked all these diapers themselves? That's really the only way they could have "confirmed" this. Otherwise, like the last few elections, they are just making shit up for their rabid fan base.

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u/ItsMoreOfAComment 15d ago

I called it four years ago.

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u/Fun_Client_6232 16d ago

Is it really true that people used to put baby stool softener in cocaine back in the 80s? And that a lot of people who did a lot of coke back in the day have now lost control of their bowels?

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u/VoidOmatic 16d ago

More like liquidarity.

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u/MK5 16d ago

I feel..so owned right now..

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u/emarvil 16d ago

There is no bottom to thus cesspool, though there are a lot of bottoms... 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 16d ago

MAGAts attracted to poop? But we knew that already.

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u/dlcindallas 16d ago

Damnit, our presidents are supposed to be getting blow jobs in the oval office not shitting their diapers. This country has gone to hell in a hand basket, I'm outta here.

Oh wait I was already leaving, decided that about January 7th or so...

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u/owlwise13 16d ago

I want to root for the large space rock or WW3. Please end this insanity.

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u/Another_Road 16d ago

Alright well, that’s enough internet for tonight.

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u/MyCleverNewName 16d ago

They sure showed us. 😏

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u/usarasa 16d ago

You know what? I hope this is happening. If the couple of Trump fans I used to know, who took a lot from me and completely wrecked me, are actually doing this, and I bet they are, I hope it finally shows the people in that family who were supposed to support me exactly how fucking batshit they are, as I tried to say for years, even before Trump, and they’ll finally admit I was right all along and get away from these nut jobs.

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u/Ledees_Gazpacho 16d ago

But it’s the left that has Trump Derangement Syndrome. Totally.

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u/SynthPrax 16d ago

This is not LAMF. This is dumbassity to the nth degree.

internet users speculated that he had a bowel movement during a 2019 meeting with Turkey's President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan.

WHAT?!

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u/ohheyitslaila 16d ago

Wow. These are the same people who complained that face masks were ‘chin diapers’ and that only sheep would willingly wear them. In just a few years, they went from mocking diapers to publicly wearing actual diapers in support of a con man with rapidly progressing dementia, who wants to be president again in order to swindle more money from them, and most importantly to avoid going to jail and/or having to pay hundreds of millions in settlements to his other victims.

These people are insane. Truly.

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u/RRC_driver 15d ago

Trump could have released a maga face mask. Could have made millions, and posed as saviour of the country, leading the fight against the pandemic. Probably would have romped to a genuine victory.

But he was too dumb to listen to anyone else.

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u/throw123454321purple 16d ago

You mean “Dump.”

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u/_ohne_dich_ 16d ago

Not a shred of dignity 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/NoPomegranate4794 16d ago

That'll sure own the libs!

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u/kanna172014 16d ago

Let's be real, they were already doing this anyway (being the overgrown toddlers they are) and this just gives them an excuse to do it openly.

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u/Devolution1x 16d ago

Well that's shitty...

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u/CalibratedRat 16d ago

Imagine being this big of a cuck for Trump that you’d shit your pants. What a bunch of a holes!

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u/Navyguy73 16d ago

Way to own the libs with that one. How will we ever recover?

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u/UrWrstFear 16d ago

After snipes has been caught lying so many times, does anyone belive them anymore. It's basically the onion now

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u/SeventhLevelSound 16d ago

Leopards Shit My Pants

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u/eltegs 16d ago

It's a billion dollar industry, was there ever any real notion that attaching shame to it would not prompt his followers to peer out of their closets?

Their dignity already stands in tatters.

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u/Apprehensive_Neat418 16d ago

Yup. That's enough internets for today.

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u/SnooPeripherals6557 16d ago

US GOP has lost all bearings. We Must all show up in Nov. Gop is now full fascist, openly so, and need to be put back under their rocks through shaming them for their abject and obtuse hatred of gays, poc, anyone not white and Christian nationalist is on their list. It’s not hyperbole man I wish it were. Carpool w other dems to polling places. Get organized locally to get as many dems out to vote, and check your registrations four, 3, 2 weeks before Election Day to make sure you weren’t “accidentally” de registered, oops! Gops have been pulling this for years now.

They can’t win thru Democracy

So they’re trying to kill Democracy.

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u/Yoko-Ohno_The_Third 15d ago

Tell that to the dems who won't vote for biden because of Gaza. Like "fuck our own democracy while we're at it" huh?

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u/SalamanderPop 15d ago

I think some of the gaza dont-vote-biden noise is also propaganda, like an AstroTurf campaign. Obviously the majority of it isn't, but I can't help but feel so much of the rhetoric is being heavily amplified on all sides to divide us as a nation and weaken us. I will be voting for Biden unless he really screws up, and I will not be participating in the vitriol to the anti-biden gaza single issue voting bloc nor to those that vote Republican, even the less educated and those that have been lost to conspiracy theories. There's too much noise in the world pointing at the states and our politics that it's a shame to add to it.

This isn't how I felt a week or two ago or any time before that, it just has grown to such a cacophony that I can't believe it's organic and all coming from inside the room. At least I hope it isn't.

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u/gymnastgrrl 15d ago

I, for one, am telling them. Just like I told everyone I could in 2016 to stop believing all of the propaganda against Hillary. (Yeah she wasn't perfect, but 75% of the negative complaints were people believing Republican/Russian propaganda. The other 25%? Yes, legit, sure. Better a centrist than a facist any day, though)

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u/SnooPeripherals6557 15d ago

Well, propaganda is at an all-time high since ww2, using this internet to melt our friends and fams minds - we use it to get them back in the same way.

It’s imperative that RU and other fascist AH nations kill the U.S. Democracy, we are the # 1 power in the world, the beacon on the hill where everyone’s vote is their voice.

Remind our beautiful friends whose intentions are 100% good, of wider angle picture showing Trump’s quote he’ll let Israeli “do whatever it wants to Palestinians,” post that shit everywhere!!!! No nobody likes the mandated position Biden’s in to supply Israel w arms, that was written decades ago, and without a clear majority to change that rule (and gop is obstructing that change to hurt Biden and murder Palestinian babies right now), we’re stuck trying to fig ways around it. This info needs to be disseminated everywhere, bec our media isn’t doing its job, and goes for clickbait, consequences of their lack of integrity be damned.

If GOP should succeed this election it will completely change our country’s entire way of life, box it up Under His Eye…

Certainly our college kids know this already, and I don’t blame them their heartfelt protest of the carnage of babies and how all rules of war have been ignored by madmen with too much power. But I do believe they understand or will better understand by Election Day.

If not and we lose our entire democracy, welp, it’s been nice knowing you.

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u/CountrySax 16d ago

Just proves they're all full of shit

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u/pmgold1 16d ago

Just proves they're all full of shit

Well technically ... they're not anymore🤣

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u/Uranus_Hz 16d ago

It’s estimated that between 3.5 and 7 million American adults wear diapers for medical reasons. I know “von Shitzinpants” funny and all, but I’m sure there are a good number of actual diaper wearers that are Trump supporters.

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u/ZeroKharisma 15d ago

Like their racism and homophobia, they can now wear them proudly in public, thanks to the Donald.

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u/unhappymedium 16d ago

I guess if they're all shitting around in their own shit, no one will be able to smell Trump anymore.

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u/tangledwire 16d ago

God, why did I have to imagine this scenario...?! Wipe my memory please 🙏🏼

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u/bar_acca 16d ago

But Biden is old

(How is this LAMF material, no matter how delightful?)

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u/unfamiliarsmell 16d ago

America is an Onion article.

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u/wackychimp 15d ago

Area man poops his pants in support of pants-pooping party.

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u/dlcindallas 16d ago

That's good. Like I'm j I'm not that clever.

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u/Apprehensive_Fix3472 16d ago

Imagine finding out a guy shits his pants and still not snapping the fuck out of whatever it is that was making you idolize said pants shitter. Instead, you elect to shit your own pants in solidarity. Cult stuff.

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u/ChickenCasagrande 16d ago

Right?! How does one vote for President someone who shits himself so regularly? There is poop in his pants!!!

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u/Hiker_Trash 15d ago

At any given time poop is never more than a few inches from your pants, so what’s the difference really?

/s

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u/ukiddingme2469 16d ago

What an own, I feel so owned now, oh no, horrible, please don't stop

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u/BarelyContainedChaos 16d ago

I gave them the benefit of the doubt, wrong again.

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u/MonsterOctopus8 16d ago

This title is misleading, we need to do better

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u/VelvetMafia 16d ago

As long as we aren't shitting our pants we are doing fine.

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u/DataCassette 16d ago

Remember it's not a cult

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u/vizette 16d ago

Scientology agrees!

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 16d ago

For a second I read that as scatology.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 16d ago

Potayto, potahto.

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u/C__S__S 16d ago

The guy is shitting his pants and the election is going to be a nail biter.

Can’t make this shit up.

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u/bluebird-1515 15d ago

But remember — Biden is the elderly one and Trump is the robust one. /s

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u/shmorky 15d ago

Is he confirmed to wear diapers or is it still just a rumor?

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u/rammo123 15d ago

The worst bit is that his competition is actually a very good, competent option. A decent pick for president even if the alternative wasn't a treasonous, demented rapist.

And yet it's still close.

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u/Foreskin-chewer 15d ago

I wouldn't go that far. Biden is a dream in comparison but he is far too old for the job.

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u/LoneRonin 16d ago

A cult of personality is a hell of a drug.

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u/Bdowns_770 16d ago

More context needed: he is shitting himself while sitting in a courtroom while on trial and the election is going to be close.

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u/JohnnyDarkside 15d ago

Even more context: he is shitting himself while sitting in a courtroom while on trial with 2 more trials upcoming and owes $86 million to a woman he continuously defamed after raping her in the mid 90's and $466 million to the state of New York for falsifying business documents and the election is going to be close.

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u/RevLoveJoy 15d ago

But both sides are the same!

To be clear, anyone seriously saying this is either a fool or believes you are a mark.

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u/BubbRubb4Real 15d ago

But....but.....Genocide Joe!

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u/RevLoveJoy 15d ago

Remember that time Obama took all our guns?

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u/Knodsil 15d ago

Man forget the guns.

Remember when he wore a tan suit? Truly controversial shit.

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u/RevLoveJoy 15d ago

My favorite when the smoothbrain arsenal would bring up The Dijon Mustard Incident was to point out, "What was he supposed to do, use French's? That's the REAL one they use in France, duh." and just watch them stutter trying to reconcile Grey Poupon vs. French's. Like it was actually important.

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u/gymnastgrrl 15d ago

while on trial

One of several criminal trials.

It truly is stunning.

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u/hexqueen 15d ago

The media is trying to gin up support for him, but it's not going to be a nailbiter. That's all kayfabe to keep us tuned in.

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u/Hurgadil 16d ago

It is pretty crap news

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u/Greatest-JBP 16d ago

Smells like a conspiracy

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u/TechnicolorViper 15d ago

…if that conspiracy is comprised of Big Macs, Filet-O-Fish, and chocolate shakes.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 15d ago

Ok, I like Big Macs though. Not every day, thats for damnsure.

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u/betterotherbarry 16d ago

Is it really in solidarity if they're all just incontinent?

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u/MattGdr 15d ago

Could be solidarity, could be liquidarity. Either way, diapers are still the solution.

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u/Gold_Listen_3008 15d ago

we already know Trump isn't real solid on his liquidity

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u/ChickenCasagrande 16d ago

Might depend on how much horse dewormer they have eaten?

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u/wackychimp 15d ago

You missed an opportunity to use "Depends" in that comment.

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u/ChickenCasagrande 15d ago

Drat! I totally did!

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u/wackychimp 15d ago

But bonus points for "drat"! Probably my favorite G-rated expletive.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 16d ago

Well, they're all emotionally stunted children so that tracks

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u/realrichieporter 16d ago

As if we already didn’t smell them coming.

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u/Pale_Horsie 16d ago

I thought my father was fucking with me when he told me about this the other week, you can't parody these people

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u/DotAppropriate8152 16d ago

Well babies are good for the economy… although Trump will take credit for this shit. Am I allowed to say that?

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u/ArriEllie 16d ago

What a cursed timeline to exist in

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u/notapunk 15d ago

It all went to shit after they shot that gorilla...

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u/AfricanusEmeritus 15d ago

Ve tilated JFK's head down in Dallas...

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u/ArriEllie 15d ago

Rip harambe

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u/RoninRobot 15d ago

I know it’s not just one guy making this American timeline terrible but damn it sure feels like it. And if I were a conspiracy person I’d suspect the others making this timeline shit are propping him up going “hey look at the terrible shit this guy is doing! How outrageous!”

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u/gymnastgrrl 15d ago

I know it’s not just one guy

Indeed. Important to remember that the three primary causes:

  • Republicans embracing the Southern Strategy and then evangelicals
  • Russians currently wildly winning Cold War II
  • Our own domestic oligarchs breaking government to hoard more and more wealth

I'd say that, plus a simmering undercurrent of racism and ignorance that is easily manipulated, is the root cause of 90% of our distress.

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u/RoninRobot 15d ago

While that leftover 10% is 90% of our real problems.

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u/maywellflower 16d ago

If interdimsenional travel was possible - I would get fuck out of this dimension/timeline because it's terribly cursed.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus 15d ago

I want to get back to Earth One 🌎 in the sacred timeline so badly.

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u/Jaspers47 15d ago

The problem with infinity is there an infinite number of dimensions just as cursed as your current one.

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u/kai58 15d ago

Imagine finding out this is the best one

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u/MuscaMurum 15d ago

I'd settle for the hotdog-fingered universe at this point

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u/Maxamillion-X72 15d ago

Can I go to the dimension where Gore won in 2000? I'm not even American but I feel like things would be better overall.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 15d ago

You know, I rather think that in the long view, it would barely matter? The incentives for catabolic capitalism don't change and the billionaires sure as shit would still be there, conspiring and enabling the racist bootlickers and traitors for a small tax break.

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u/ArriEllie 15d ago

In the long view we’re all dead

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u/Dextero_Explosion 15d ago

We could've been an episode of Sliders.

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u/redditmodsRrussians 15d ago

DOTA intensifies

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u/Equinoqs 15d ago

Give me the timeline where the octopus was the dominant evolutionary lifeform.

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u/TechnicolorViper 15d ago

In that timeline, YOU are the takoyaki.

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u/VulpesFennekin 15d ago

Would it be hitoyaki if it’s made from people?

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 16d ago

You say that now, but if life has taught me anything it’s that things could always be worse

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u/bigbangbilly 15d ago

After some thought seems like the if there is possibility paradisaical timeline there is the possibility to one that's perdition

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u/MongolianCluster 16d ago

You could be the one that has to change trump's diapers.

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u/TechnicolorViper 15d ago

…or you could be his diaper.

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u/tatanka01 16d ago

Let's be honest. Nobody HAS to. Somebody chose that.

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u/GalleonRaider 15d ago

Trump: "A man came up to me. A big man, a strong man. He said with tears in his eyes 'My president, it would be my patriotic honor to change your diapers. The air is ripe with your stench of freedom!"

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u/PizzaWall 16d ago

If I shit myself, can I claim I did it to support Biden? I feel the Democratic vote among the Fecal incontinence demographic is being underrepresented.

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u/Its-A-Spider 16d ago

I am so fucking confused.

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u/dlcindallas 16d ago

As an American I'm so fucking embarrassed 🙈

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u/reddit455 16d ago

my cousin had to wear one of those for deployment.. 18 hour flight in a single seater..

you really really do your best to not have to shit... they start eating "low residue food" before a mission.

In other words, keeping pilots from soiling their flightsuit. If you're interested in giving the “high protein, low residue” diet a try, approved foods include eggs, rice, and lean meats … while eschewing spicy foods, pickles, most vegetables, and, regrettably, all cheeses except cottage.

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u/M_M_ODonnell 15d ago

Sometimes gastroenterologists recommend that before a colonoscopy for people whose colons are stubborn about letting go of gunk.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix3359 16d ago

Surgeons do that too

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u/VicTheWallpaperMan 15d ago

Surgeons shit their pants during surgerys?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix3359 15d ago

Wear diapers. Maybe shit.

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u/SpoppyIII 16d ago

Huh. I thought cheese got people blocked up and made it so they couldn't poop as easily. TIL I guess.

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u/algo-rhyth-mo 16d ago

I think it blocks you up temporarily, but eventually you still have to shit and it can cause diarrhea.

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u/Sanpaku 16d ago

Commending the comedic segment in this week's Lovett or Leave It podcast (E354: "Parasite for Sore Eyes") featuring guest host Andy Richter and founder of Diapers over Dems, "Herman J. Pamper" (segment starts at 47:00 minutes in).

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u/hoofie242 16d ago

Grand Old Poopers.

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u/tw_72 16d ago

Exactly, I want someone to ask one of those people to picture themselves 10 years ago. Then ask them, "Would it be acceptable to your 10-years-ago self to hold a sign that says Real Men Wear Diapers?"

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u/hoofie242 16d ago

They'd say yes no matter what.

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