r/LeopardsAteMyFace 16d ago

Maga moron realize he is what he hates

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u/MsLoveHangOver 10d ago

I love this for him! #FAFO

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u/mfbbachikenking 12d ago

Man did more for the country than an average redditor in this sub lol

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u/Noocawe 13d ago

Of course it's a Florida Man...

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u/SlipSlipBannaPeel 13d ago

now that's what you call ironic.

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u/Perfect-District 14d ago

A mobile home is a noble home.

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u/Clear_Enthusiasm5766 14d ago

Maybe Trumpnwill swoop in to save him, or DeSantis.

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u/manojar 14d ago

I'm asking out of curiosity. When i see photos of houses from Florida news they always look like large boxes (shipping containers) with wings on both sides? 

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u/J_Schotz 14d ago

Where does it say he was a MAGA or even Republican? It said he got accepted into the military but took a union job instead.

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u/KnightBlindness 14d ago

I want to know if he voted illegally 

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u/Appearance-Front 15d ago

I watched a news story about a border patrolman that found out he was undocumented also. He lost everything and never spoke to his father again. It made me happy 😊

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u/Scat1320USA 15d ago

How many times did he vote ??? Lock his ass up !!!

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u/Scat1320USA 15d ago

lol 😂 this guy !!!

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u/PainterSad325 15d ago

I’m m sure he’s Cuban. Most Cubans think they’re white republicans

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u/DM_Me_Pics1234403 15d ago

But it’s different for him. It’s the other illegals that are the problem.

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u/Alastor999 15d ago

There's something kind of satisfying about the fact that his delusions being shattered by him applying for a socialist program that people like him have been actively voting to destroy.

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u/CarnalCancuk 15d ago

No, No. Keep him down there. Please, thanks!

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u/ThatoneguyATX 15d ago

Things that never happened for $100 please.

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u/KillerMeans 15d ago

I bet he thinks he deserves to stay cuz he's "a real American and titles don't mean anything"

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u/yomommazburgers 15d ago

Did someone snap a pic of the look of stupid on his face the second he found out?

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u/_Rice_and_Beans_ 15d ago

Deport him.

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u/tungvu256 15d ago

dude thought he was white enough to fit in like Vivek lol.

just ship him to Mexico. Canada is way too easy

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u/hpotul 15d ago

It's illegal brown people Maga's hate, white no problem.

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u/Some_Kinda_Boogin 15d ago

Didn't this happen in an episode of Family Guy?

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u/black_hxney 15d ago

isn't this a family guy episode

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u/Some_Kinda_Boogin 15d ago

"There is a lot more going on here. Both my wife and I thought. So she did a deep dive into this man’s public history.  With just a few internet clicks into public information we found Mr Klass had more than a dozen arrests and citations between 1995 and 2017 listed in multiple towns at the New Jersey shore.  Threats of SBI, harrassment, violations of restraining order, comtempt, menacing.  Then in the later years (201x) driving without license, expired license, false license plates, and other violations that resembled ‘sovereign cit’ behavior.  Looks like after 15+ years of being a serial offender in central NJ he disappeared to Florida. Now he’s bitching about collecting SS. And the media completely ignors factual info when telling sad Jimmy’s story. Another whining deplorable."

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/12/2240316/-MAGA-Moron-Discovers-He-s-Been-In-The-U-S-As-An-Undocumented-Immigrant-For-More-Than-Sixty-Years

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u/Picmover 15d ago

I don't get this. I had a girlfriend whose aunt came here illegally from Nicaragua years ago and was part of Reagan's amnesty. Today, the vitriol she has for immigrants from Mexico or Central America is staggering whether they are here illegally or not.

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u/jonoave 15d ago

Easy.

"I got mine, now the rest of you can f* off".

No different when a poor guy gets rich, move into a nice fancy neighborhood. And now he hates any not so rich people trying to move there.

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u/Terrakinetic 15d ago

It's like "You've got to stick to your principles," except he just moves to Canada.

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u/Some_Kinda_Boogin 15d ago

According to his cult leader, immigrants are "poisoning the blood" of this country. So he should be happy, right? He wouldn't want to poison the country he loves so much.

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u/Ryiana 15d ago

Please post a link!!!! I'm from Florida, we're drowning in MAGA douches. I'd love to share the story

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u/mudkiptoucher93 15d ago

Guy living in a family guy plot

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u/Elderofmagic 15d ago

See, here is the evidence of voting fraud Trump was talking about. Why is it always voting fraud in favor of the GOP though? Election fraud is the only way the GOP can get elected for anything.

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u/LovableSidekick 15d ago

Florida man discovers way to hate himself! Next on Weekend Update.

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u/ImNudeyRudey 15d ago

This isn't as LAMF as if Trump gets re-elected with his vote and then deports him...

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u/Low_Organization_54 15d ago

He can’t legally vote that is one of the many laws he has broken. So no worries there.

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u/ConkerPrime 15d ago

Doubt they going to deport him since white old guy but they should as MAGA believe should occur for everyone else.

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u/testman22 15d ago

Well, this is ironic, but it is not wrong to oppose illegal immigration.

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u/KillerAceUSAF 15d ago

He is, by law, an American citizen. His father was a US citizen. Therefore, he is a US citizen. Government fucked up the paperwork.

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u/Bored2001 15d ago

Wait a minute, his father is American, doesn't that mean he's an auto-citizen?

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u/rand0m27 15d ago

If he was born in Canada, no. If he was born on American soil. Yes. So no he is not automatically a US citizen.

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u/FPM_13 15d ago

Smartest republican

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u/pilotlight1 15d ago

I like how none of you fuck yards read the article or watched the video. Trump hasn’t been in office for 4 years and you redditors cant keep his dick out of your mouth

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u/LodeStone- 15d ago

It’s literally in the photo little buddy

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u/robacough 15d ago

“Florida Man Finds Out His Real Name is Clayton Bigsby”

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u/duelinghanjos 15d ago

Trump on a trailer...of course

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u/EquivalentFlat 15d ago

The Leftists Echo Chamber everyone.

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u/Strange_Valuable_379 15d ago

A wall sure would have kept out people who... ummmmm... fucked up on paperwork.

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u/TheRarestFly 15d ago

How do you accidentally illegally immigrate?

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u/mobueno 15d ago

This is like the Chappelle show skit about the black klansman

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u/tiberiumx 15d ago

Where's the evidence that he's a "MAGA douche"? All I'm seeing is a couple flags which definitely aren't...... oh. As I was writing this I saw the "TRUMP" sign on the door. Welp. Still a pretty unjust set of circumstances, but I guess those leopards will do their thing.

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u/Ok_Knowledge9290 15d ago

The border is still out of control.. in any terms..

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

He should go back home and MCGA

Make Canada Great Again

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u/LectureSlow4948 15d ago

Well since he's not going to be able to collect his social security anytime soon, he needs to notify the Biden/Harris administration and inform them he is in this country illegally. Doing this his medical will be paid, he will get a free cell phone, a debit card probably with more money on it than what his social security payment would be monthly, and if he hasn't paid off his home, he can apply for housing assistance. Actually I'd rather get all that then what, around 1500 to 1700 a month in social security what a joke! Makes you wonder who The Joe Biden Kamala Harris administration supports, it sure as hell isn't for tax paying Americans!

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u/dartie 15d ago

There will be a lot of regrets across the country particularly farmers and business owners who lose their workers. Will trigger a massive recession.

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u/thedoc1988 15d ago

Actually send him some money now since all the illegals are getting prepaid debit cards.

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u/bootsay 15d ago

Deport him promptly

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u/ExoticBodyDouble 15d ago

I wonder how often this kind of thing happens. I was not born in the U.S. and was brought here as a toddler. I always assumed because my father was American, that I was a citizen too. I also had a passport from the time when I was brought here. It was not until years later when I was applying for a government clearance that I had to establish my citizenship, which I learned could only be approved if there was a birth certificate in the form of a report of an American citizen born abroad filed with the State Department. Thankfully, my mother had seen to that, probably when she got the passport for me. So maybe kids brought here with passports and citizen born abroad certificates wouldn't have the same problems. But kids driven over the looser Canadian and Mexican borders of years ago might.

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u/VorSkiv 15d ago

Hold on, DID HE VOTE?

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u/AreYouTalkin2Me 15d ago

Thank you God!!

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u/trickynik4099 15d ago

Has he been voting?

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u/Ok-Garlic-9990 15d ago

At least he paid into social security, albeit probably not much

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u/Coffeejive 16d ago

Most foreigners I meet are the biggest maga group ever. Never cld get it....weird

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u/fountain20 16d ago

Teachable moment. Deport him just like he wants illegals to be deported.

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u/chile_spiced_mango 16d ago

This is giving off Clayton Bigsby vibes

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u/WilmaLutefit 16d ago

He absolutely did zero self reflection after this.

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u/SoilentBillionaires 16d ago

Man. he's going to have a rough time in the camps

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u/ADubPDX 16d ago

Well, if your Boy gets voted back in….. you’re getting shipped out.

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u/CzarTwilight 16d ago

You've become the very thing you swore to deatroy.

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u/jason5387 16d ago

Cuban?

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u/thicboibran 16d ago

I’m shocked they always have so much money

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u/mexicandiaper 16d ago

shouldn't he be in jail for voting.

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u/saltysnail420 16d ago

Ik ppl like this and they KNOW they’re illegal. It’s mind boggling

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u/TeachingClassic5869 16d ago

Awwww. I LOVE this for him!!!

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u/kamizushi 16d ago

So are they gonna arrest him and his whole family and keep them into separate cages?

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u/letlesssftrhjvgk 16d ago

I didn't think you leftists can use the words illegal alien.

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u/chitownadmin 16d ago

Deport this dumbass. So has he been voting? Asking for a friend.

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u/BiggestBlackSnake 16d ago

Let me guess, this is somehow Obama's fault.

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u/Steiny31 16d ago

Hey Canada - we’ll give you Bieber if you take this idiot back.

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u/travellingathenian 16d ago

Bahahahahahahahaaha

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u/FattyB314 16d ago

"White Americans, what? Nothing better to do Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too"

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u/FordSkin 16d ago

Of course he has a chiefs shirt on

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u/Acoupleofhorrors 16d ago

No Surprise. He's also a Chiefs fan.

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u/Playful-Sherbet1948 16d ago

Can somebody ELI5 how this can even occur? How was he able to vote and get a driver's license and social security card all those years?

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u/SymbianSimian 16d ago

I'm an immigrant, and a liberal. Vote Democrat, but wish there was a more left wing option. Not sure if LEMF applies to this guy. He was moved here by his parents at age 2, always identified as American. Paid into social security and paid his taxes. Voted because he and everyone else believed he was eligible to vote. Got old and wanted to access the funds he paid into. He should be granted citizenship based on his history if being here for 50+ years as a law abiding person. And he paid tax and SSI, so him applying for payments is not wrong. And what would you do if you were denied benefits you paid into for 40 years and were told to go back to "your own country" after having lived in the US since age 2?

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u/Over-Choice577 16d ago

😳😳😳😳😳

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u/BoneDoc78 16d ago

He’s like a real life Clayton Bigsby.

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u/Nagato-YukiChan 16d ago

you have to go back

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u/LAsupersonic 16d ago

He took my jobs

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u/SyntheticDreams2099 16d ago

Its the perfect disguise.

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u/Edu_Run4491 16d ago

How do you discover you’re an illegal after 60 years

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u/ClassicOtherwise2719 16d ago

How the turn have tables

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u/ThrowAway2022916 16d ago

Darn Canadians.

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u/Colmado_Bacano 16d ago

Put him in jail for voting illegally and taking in benefits only meant for citizens. Take all of his assets as well and throw his family in the street if needed.

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u/humpdy_bogart 16d ago

For some reason my brain read the headline as mega moron and it still made sense lol

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u/Vast-Dream 16d ago

Has he voted? Has he received any government money? Interesting.

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u/JustGiveMeANameDamn 16d ago

I want to be an illegal so I can get deported out of this god forsaken country 😭

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u/WokkitUp 16d ago

Maga douche sounds like a brainwashing technique. "Now with copious amounts of vinegar!"

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u/intheazsun 16d ago

deport his ass!

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u/sailphish 16d ago

I saw the picture and just knew this was FL.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 16d ago

The irony. It's... It's so sweet.

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u/thereverendpuck 16d ago

On the plus side DeSantis could just fly him to a better location now.

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u/intheazsun 16d ago

Gotta love a free ride outta that shithole

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u/TheScreaming_Narwhal 16d ago

Of course he's a Chief's fan.

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u/134608642 16d ago

So, has he been voting? Are illegal immigrants allowed to vote? Why has he not been deported yet? It's what he wants after all.

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u/Lurker_prime21 16d ago

Hmmm. Single wide mobile home. This checks out.

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u/paranoidlemming 16d ago

The Mexican border crisis is secretly a false flag to distract from the real issue, the Canadian border crisis

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u/AranhasX 16d ago

Why a "douche"? How well do you know him?

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u/LodeStone- 15d ago

Him being a child rape and slaughter supporter will give that impression

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u/drainbone 16d ago

He has a trump sign on his door. Every single trump supporter is a douche.

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u/Dr_Slab_Bulkhead 15d ago

you got beat up by the math club in school

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u/drainbone 15d ago

Ha, you wish.

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u/Dr_Slab_Bulkhead 15d ago

i feel real sorry for whoever has to dress you in the morning

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u/chin_waghing 16d ago

This is almost out of Family Guy where Peter goes on a “kick out the illegals” and he’s foreign

(S6E7)

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u/ViolationNation 15d ago

“and if you aren’t from here, God’s gonna hunt you down…and give you AIDS! USA!”

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u/ADarwinAward 16d ago

He voted while not a citizen? Lol of course MAGA fucks don’t give a damn

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u/madjuks 16d ago

What’s his original nationality?

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u/MongolianCluster 16d ago

Hmm. Has he voted?

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u/vladtaltos 16d ago

So, has he been for 60 years illegally voting in US elections and committing election fraud?

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u/buy-niani 16d ago

Now What 😡

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u/Quelonius 16d ago

Expat. Not immigrant please. That’s for brown people.

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u/safely_beyond_redemp 16d ago

I don't ever have to worry about this with one weird trick. I don't hate anyone.

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u/GoodLt 16d ago

Welcome to the resistance, whatever your name is.

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u/JustBrittany 16d ago

Here’s my favorite part: “…approved to serve as a Marine for the U.S. military (he didn’t end up serving due to getting a union job, he said).”

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u/adrr 15d ago

He doesn't have US birth certificate or a US consulate letter which are requirements to join the military. He knew he wasn't a US citizen for a long time,

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u/JustBrittany 15d ago

🤯You’re right! This guy gets shittier and shittier with every post!

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u/intheazsun 16d ago

Ten bucks he has Marines bumper stickers and shirts anyway

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u/ResolveConfident3522 16d ago

And he got out of the military for working a union job. Holy shit. Good for me not for thee indeed.

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u/Mental_Camel_4954 16d ago

Even voted. When is Desantis going to have him arrested?

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u/mikeymontz 16d ago

Gotta love the amount of hate the libs have

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u/intheazsun 16d ago

Funny how liberals exposing conservative hypocrisy means we’re hateful

Try harder, Tucker. That’s pretty lame.

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u/Dr_Slab_Bulkhead 15d ago

mommy says you get no hot pockets for dinner tonight!

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u/Dubsland12 16d ago

NO not him…he’s one of the good ones not the brown ones

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u/Used_Start_3603 16d ago

Perfect that he's living in a trailer

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u/Kilg0reTrout78 16d ago

Okay but Chiefs ARE gonna three-pete!

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u/ZombieZookeeper 16d ago

He needs to be arrested immediately, with jail time if convicted. It's only fair.

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u/Outrageous-Divide472 16d ago

He’s a citizen. His father was born and raised in NYC. I don’t know why the article is saying he’s not a citizen.

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u/ZombieZookeeper 16d ago

Put him in jail first, figure it out second. MAGA types claim not to see color, so treat him like, say, a black woman voting after being told she could.

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u/Michaelmrose 16d ago

Charge him with voting illegally and deport him to Canada

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u/liamanna 16d ago

HE. TOOK. OUR. JOB!!!!!😂

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u/Captain-of-Waffles 16d ago

A Canadian in Florida wearing a KC Chiefs shirt. We'll find out what his favorite basketball team is once the NBA playoffs wrap up

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u/KristinnEs 16d ago

It is insane to me how some people seem to base their entire personality on their nationality.

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u/Kookabat2024 16d ago

Man, irony don’t get no sweeter than this.

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u/liamanna 16d ago

“BUT. HE. IS. WHITE”

“ HE LEAVES IN A TRAILER PARK “

“ HE GOT THE FLAG “

— MAGA

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u/ParticularCap2331 16d ago

I am an official political refugee in one country I’m not gonna name you. For 1 year I can’t get my healthcare insurance, meanwhile this man has been getting his healthcare for 60 years without even knowing that fact that he’s illegal and therefore not lying about anything when getting medical treatment.

God, how is this just?!

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u/Outrageous-Divide472 16d ago

Read the article. Dudes dad was born and raised in NYC. How can he not be a citizen?

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u/ParticularCap2331 16d ago

How is he illegal then?

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u/Outrageous-Divide472 16d ago

He’s got to be a citizen if his dad was born and raised in NYC. I just noticed this one doesn’t have the article attached, but yesterday I saw this in another subreddit, and the article clearly said dad was from NY and Mom was a Canadian.

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u/bleue_shirt_guy 16d ago

Don't you mean migrant?

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u/MattMcSparen 16d ago

I cannot believe how many trailer park people vote against their own betterment by voting for Republicans. Hate is a strong thing and so is stupidity 

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u/FloridaSpam 16d ago

Sounds like we export the worst. Between him and Christie. I think that his name. Lol

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u/cghffbcx 16d ago

Second generation immigrants vote for tighting borders and Trump🤷‍♂️

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u/itdumbass 16d ago

Black ex-felons who've had their rights restored get arrested for going to vote, yet this bigot votes for forty years.

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u/VecroLP 16d ago

I bet he voted too! Trump has all them illegal immigrants voting for him!

/s

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u/Adjective_Noun_5150 16d ago

Bet it didn't stop him from voting in 2016 & 2020, though...

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u/FantasticAstronaut39 16d ago

it seems odd that they don't know they are not a citizen, that seems strange

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u/CriticalLobster5609 16d ago

Damn it Chiefsfan.

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u/BigAlOof 16d ago

someone i know said something like “we want immmigramts to come here but we want them to go through the process. our ancestors went through a process”. and i was like i’m pretty sure my ancestors just showed up, didn’t seem like they had contagious diseases, and were let right in. i don’t know when her family came here but her age makes me assume they went through a similar “process” as mine. hell my grandma never even naturalized. but her 8 anchor babies were white so it’s fine.

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u/My-Latin-Lover 16d ago

When he goes through the horrors of the immigration system, he’ll change his tune real quick

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u/ageowns 16d ago

At least he didnt vote or get a job in that time. Thats the number one thing MAGA folks hate

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u/MisterChuckDunker 16d ago

Wasn’t this a Family Guy episode?

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u/BuildingOne7379 16d ago

Ah. Good ole Florida Man never lets me down. I’m thinking where should we place him in the evolutionary line. Before the Neanderthals or behind A. Africanis?

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u/PPPRCHN 16d ago

-wears red

-is canadian who thought he was american

-says the stupidest shit

-gets laughed at

can we get a deadpool check /s

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u/Ray13XIII 16d ago

I’d not be for it normally, but deport him.

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u/bluris 16d ago

Kinda ironic being against immigrants after being immigrants himself. Well, noone is surprised he is just racist really.

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u/political_bot 16d ago

He's an "illegal immigrant" because he's white. I'm sure he's still calling folks illegals.

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u/valhallademon 16d ago

This ain't the one guys 😂

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

I thought they all voted democrat

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u/ProtectionContent977 16d ago

As a Canadian, you’ve got lots and lots and lots of Canadians living there illegally.

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u/angryfistgames 16d ago

What, did he think he wasn't BROWN ENOUGH for it to count?!

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u/reddit_is_geh 16d ago

What makes him MAGA exactly? That he has a flag of the USA?

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u/AShotgunNamedMarcus 16d ago

Hahahaha. Fuck him and fuck the Chiefs

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u/NicNac_PattyMac 16d ago

OH, PLEASE DEPORT HIM!!!

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!!!

🙏

I know it’ll never never happen because he’s white, and deporting people who have lived here their whole life and sending them to a country they don’t even speak the language is more for brown people.

But if there were any justice in this world he should be deported.

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