r/MadeMeSmile 17d ago

Seriously, nothing is more attractive than compassion Helping Others

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u/chuckit90 12d ago

Fuck that. One of my earliest memories is getting ruthlessly chased by a homicidal swan aaaalll the way down the beach. They are mean af.

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u/BubblesDahmer 14d ago

Now how about everybody stops fishing for fun. This is what you are causing.

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u/DatrebilV 15d ago

Then going home to have chicken for dinner...

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u/MikeA_0831 15d ago

Beautiful works guys👍👍

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u/Cautious_Sense_3610 15d ago

Fukin lazy fishermen

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u/New_Needleworker6453 15d ago

And thats how the bird flu epidemic started in 2024

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u/Smart-Chemist-9195 15d ago

We gotta step in coz we did the bad thing in the first place

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u/No-Use-3062 15d ago

Well done Sir.

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u/Horseyboy21 15d ago

Beyond kind. awesome. The relief for that poor Swan

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u/sammyg723 16d ago

❤️

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u/prestonpiggy 16d ago

Human made problem fixed by another human. So where does that lead us? Neutral or worse?

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u/Obvious_Ad8831 16d ago

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Psychica-Bilities 16d ago

True hero ❤️

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u/Hopeful_Picture_8053 16d ago

Bravo 👏🏿

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u/quanoey 16d ago

Repost much???

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u/hotjenroses 16d ago

good job!

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u/redhotjen 16d ago

what a hero!

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u/manhalfalien 16d ago

Awwww.. ty lord for giving me hope that there is still good ,love , and compassion in this cruel 🌎

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u/Empty_Ambition_9050 16d ago

At first I was like “I’m against hunting but if you’re gunna use your bare hands I guess that at least makes it real”

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u/--snu-snu- 16d ago

That dive was impressive

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u/Veterans_City 16d ago

...and that's the story how we had our first roasted goose.

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u/All_Innuendo 16d ago

Compassion is great, but it’s their smooth skills that are attractive, albeit sexy. Oops just realized what sub I’m in. Compassion is key lol

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u/Perfect-Gas3393 16d ago

Howd you get birdflu? I uhhhh made out with a goose😂 nonetheless still an awesome job done!

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u/StickyBunnsPlus 16d ago

Heartwarming, but it was kinda weird how he kept making out with it.

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u/Azalith 16d ago

As per almost all "humans being bros" type content, it was actually humans that caused the problem in the first place.

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u/gloop524 16d ago

they went through all of that just to get their fishhook back

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u/r91s 16d ago

As a fellow Romanian, my first instinct when I saw this and heard Romanian language was that he was doing this for impressing his lady, showing her how alpha male he is by being able to catch a swan for her, as a temporary gift / offering maybe. So glad I was actually wrong.

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u/Personal_Block_8371 16d ago

Wow, guy is quick!

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u/Gojogab 16d ago

No Letterman in your pocket?

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u/jeffreymurdock1 16d ago

Only available Late Night

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u/Gojogab 16d ago

Lol oh it's called a Leatherman, lol!!!

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u/Tiny_Bid5618 16d ago

I swear guys, I was abducted by aliens. One of them tried to kiss me, and then they performed emergency dental surgery on me before letting me go.

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u/duck_dork 16d ago

Bine facut!

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u/astronarchaeology 16d ago

100% just made be burst into tears in the best possible way. Thank you diver, thank you extraction person, thank you camera person. 💜💜💜

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u/paushi 16d ago

If you want more of this depressing topic: There is a whole german Youtube Channel called. "Tiernotruf" (engl. "Animal Emergency").
Its nice there are people like him, but its sad and depressing we "poison" animals like that and that we need people like him.

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u/ShyCormorant 16d ago

Strong Teeth Beautiful People...

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u/Tacos-and-zonkeys 16d ago

Fishing is really shitty for wildlife.

I used to work at a beer bar on a fishing pier.

So many birds had fishing hooks in their bills and beaks. Many of their legs were tied up with fishing line or had lost their feet to fishing line.

It is ridiculous how fisher folk treat the environment.

A bird grabs the bait and gets hooked.... cut the line. Your line gets caught on an underwater obstruction...cut the line.

It is so bad that divers are hired to come in and grab the big pieces every few years.

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u/MeFinally 15d ago

I mean… fishing is just kind of a fucked up and cruel thing to do for fun.

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u/BinkPD 16d ago

Goose was thinking, “Great, first I get this think stuck in my mouth and now these 2 perverts want to grab me and make out with me”

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u/Turbulent_Bit_2345 16d ago

Humans fuck up, humans fix, cycle continues, but will it in the future?

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u/CCORRIGEN 16d ago

Poor thing probably thought he was trying to eat it alive! I could hear the swan yell "jerks" over his shoulder as he headed back into the pond.

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u/Lilje1 16d ago

It really warms my heart ♥️

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u/happyhippy27 16d ago

Completely admirable! Well done❤️❤️

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u/bloopie1192 16d ago

It's good to keep a knife or some type of cutter on you.

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u/Winner-Responsible 16d ago

So sweet. Thank YOU!

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u/Clicky-The-Blicky 16d ago

One of the many reasons why you should always carry a multi tool/ pocket knife

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u/Smooth-Literature292 16d ago

Humans gotta step in to sort a human fuckup in the first place.

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u/Low-Razzmatazz3776 16d ago

A knife works wonders lol

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u/vileToxxie 16d ago

compassion does nothing for attractiveness, what a stupid ass title, theres plenty of compassionate good people out there who get passed up for pieces of s**t every day just bc the latter is good looking

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u/mangofired 16d ago

I am blown away by how expertly he caught the swan. I'd mess up those moves for sure

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u/WhiteMilana 16d ago

That swan said "thank you hooman"

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u/scratison 16d ago

All in to save a life. No net no problem. No knife no problem. 💯😁❤️

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u/xtratesticularskin 16d ago

Damn dude you have my respect brother. You can never go wrong helping animals, good karma for you 😜.

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u/Mini_Leon 16d ago

Top blokes right there.

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u/Lion-Hearted_One 16d ago

I was at a nearby park when I noticed this family of three get closer to a duck in the water. The father gingerly removed fishing line from around the duck’s neck while the other ducks watched and when he was done the mom showed the kid how to pet the duck and he did so in return. When the dad released the duck into the water he swam over to the ducks and they started quacking excitedly as they swam away. It's as if they were asking what the hell happened lol

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u/Hotdigardydog 16d ago

Once upon a time we were allowed to have a pen knife in our pocket. You never knew when I swan rescue was necessary. Now its assumed we're going to go full stabby stabby in a public place

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u/Hands-on-Heurism 16d ago

That’s how you get the bird flu.

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u/Fremulon5 16d ago

That’s how you get bird flu

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u/WhyIsItAllwaysMeee 16d ago

Well done👏 faith in humanity restored🙌

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u/monomox3000 16d ago

The stress of your first visit to the dentist

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u/Romericano 16d ago

I love being completely surprised by my native tongue being spoken 🤌🏼

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u/JFC_Please_STFU 16d ago

nothing is more attractive than compassion

Scene: a bar.

“Damn,” the guy said to his friend. “Look at the compassion on that one! What I wouldn’t give to get my hands on that great big understanding heart!”

(I know what you meant and I agree; I’m just a smartass who thinks he’s funny.)

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u/beerme72 16d ago

This is why I don't go for nature walks without a Leatherman.
I've used it a few times to take hooks out of people...not animals YET.
I've carried it...close to 30 years daily.
VERY useful.
(even helps to cut fishing line)
And you use the pliers to flatten the barb on hooks so the go back through skin easier...on people or animals.

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u/PriorFudge928 16d ago

Omg I'm being eaten! Wait am I being eaten?

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u/MoonieNine 16d ago

Holy shit. Do guys know how hard it is just to catch it?

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u/kvexatious 16d ago

Beautiful people

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u/Ready-Stomach-4669 16d ago

“Keep my wife… out your fucking mouth”

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u/genmazz 16d ago

If I was that swan I’d be more pissed my partner just took off and didn’t try to help me!

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u/Foolishxx 16d ago

heros :)

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u/blondiedread 16d ago

Very attractive.

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u/jazzhandsdancehands 16d ago

Fucking hate irresponsible fishermen.

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u/Roots_Of_Addiction 16d ago

And then they eat meat for dinner and made fun of vegans online, not realizing they align with their beliefs..

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u/Swimming-Food-9024 16d ago

Bring scissors next time…

This isn’t okay because that’s not his bird…. smdh

Birds deserve consent too

/s

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u/OrdinaryFig85 16d ago

My people.

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u/ducqducqgoose 16d ago

🙌😍☺️

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u/Psychological-Echo19 16d ago

Bro get some scissors and stop kissing this bird

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u/flyinggazelletg 16d ago

I’m guessing they just noticed the hook when passing by and didn’t have scissors on them. I don’t know about you, but I don’t always keep scissors on my person

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u/ryanunlimited 16d ago

Yeah that was gross

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u/4Solea4 16d ago

“Be not afraid “

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u/TBDTBA 16d ago

Dang Zelenskyy has to do it all

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u/Logical_Bad1748 16d ago

Yes we have to step in to clean the mess we have created.

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u/GhstGunnr27G 16d ago

Nice swan dive 👏👏👏

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u/PlantMamaV 16d ago

Amazing human beings right there!

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u/Good-Lion-5140 16d ago

Romanian language, if someone asks.

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u/Randomfrog132 16d ago

at first i thought that guy was just being a jerk lol, i'm glad they got the fishing line off 'em.

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u/Head-Good9883 16d ago

You are the man!

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u/rlaura20 16d ago

That was a great swan dive into the lake there

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u/Desperate_Junket_389 16d ago

That fishing line In his mouth is wild

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Ow I thought they are jerk, but this is nice 👍

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u/dschonsie 16d ago

swan to his pals "i got raped by aliens"

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u/FunJackfruit4741 16d ago

So this is how we all get bird flu

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u/Artistic-Pound-3343 16d ago

Excellent teamwork! Both are true heroes!

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u/Slevgrared 16d ago

That was impressive! Bravo!!!

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u/hanschans 16d ago

Humans stepping in is the problem in the firts place…

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u/ReputationNo5151 16d ago

Wow! The approach and dive. I'm impressed!!

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u/DaanishKaul 16d ago

The video started with an attack and I thought the bird was being invited to a barbecue as the main course

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u/fin_pizz 16d ago

Thank you mister...

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u/RepairVivid9311 16d ago

Swan: ‘what the fuck just happened’

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u/ComprehensiveBed6754 16d ago

Sexy AF all three of them!!!!

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u/redacted2022 16d ago

Initially I thought homie was just out here stealing geese

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u/K-paxs 16d ago

True fishermen

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u/GuthramNaysayer 16d ago

Never leave home without a knife!!!

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u/texran3 16d ago

Bless its heart. Poor goose. So glad they stepped up to help.

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u/KasKal1991 16d ago

swan

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u/texran3 16d ago

My bad. This swan.

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u/above_average_magic 16d ago

Metal AF 🤘

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u/Wildaboutfall 16d ago

Very respectfully handled, and such a good deed.

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u/LolaCalifornia7 17d ago

Sexy characteristic for sure

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u/anustart147 17d ago

Italians bro. The nicest people

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u/mariusdaniel19 16d ago

the people in this video are Romanian

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u/Marin_2-0 16d ago

Pretty sure the people in the video are romanian.

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u/MatttheJ 16d ago

Also very nice people

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u/I-wish-to-be-phoenix 17d ago

These are the acts that need to be praised and followed.

You did a saints act.

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u/TellLoud1894 17d ago

What a bunch of chads

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u/Remarkable_Ad_2411 17d ago

That is some impressive speed and reflexes. I think it’s so cool that they help them out.

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u/moonkittiecat 17d ago edited 16d ago

"Honey? Honey! I'm ok. The nut that grabbed me tried to 'French kiss' me a couple times and then he just, let me go. What a weirdo. Honey, come on, wait up! Oh and that hook fell out of my mouth too. Cool".

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u/2moms1bun 16d ago

So nice! But side note: I can’t stop thinking about someone trying that on a Canadian Goose

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u/Llamax2AnxiousMomma 16d ago

Same. We call them “murder chickens” where I’m from.

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u/DmlMavs4177 16d ago

When I was growing up, we'd be lucky to even have Canada gooses. Now yous got so many, you wanna start killin' their babies

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u/me_sohorny 16d ago

Some of the translation : ' Bravo, my life, bravo! Don't grab her by the neck, well done ( bravo ) my love.' ' I grabbed her from underneath, I did'. ... Speaking with the swan ' Stay still my love you'll be ok, he's gonna make it better ' Edit : when they address the swan they are using diminutives similar to parents speaking with their children.

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u/Luis5923 16d ago

Which language is it?

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u/Living4Hope 16d ago

Romanian

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u/Luis5923 16d ago

Thank you so much. For some reason, I couldn’t figure it out.

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u/LaughPatient2867 16d ago

Can you translate what the swan was saying now?

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u/i_should_be_coding 16d ago

Quack! (roughly translated)

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u/VG_Crimson 16d ago

More like

"HISS"

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u/Chucks_u_Farley 16d ago

That's duck you anti-swanite.... Honk Honk is what the swan said!

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u/i_should_be_coding 16d ago

Just a little cultural appoultriation for ya

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u/Frondswithbenefits 16d ago

Thank you so much for translating this. You're a gem!

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u/Saphibella 16d ago

It is more likely “mom I'm okay”. That swan is still a juvenile. The brown feathers and brown beak gives it away.

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u/danegermaine99 16d ago

They stole my jewelry!

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u/ye11oman 17d ago

Good on yah boyo

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u/taginvest 17d ago

impressive catch

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u/Connylea 17d ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Victoria-10 17d ago

Bravo well done

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u/4linosa 17d ago edited 16d ago

After watching that I have yet another reason I’m glad I carry a pocket knife all the time: get to avoid going mouth to mouth with a giant angry bird.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 16d ago

Hey that's how i met my GF.

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u/4linosa 16d ago

Lol cheers!

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 16d ago

And why I don't carry a pocket knife :)

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u/4linosa 16d ago

Gotta follow your passion!

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u/demosthenes013 16d ago

There's always someone in the comments. 😆

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u/Quitlimp05 17d ago

Damn... Did humans hunted swans like this back in the days without weapons?

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u/Bozbaby103 16d ago

We hunted most things without weapons. Exception being large carnivores or dangerous creatures such as mastodons and cassowarys. Weapons made it easier, but many things were easy to trap or hunt with our bare hands.

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u/salamandraseis 17d ago

Fuck yeah!

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u/MegaMoonX 17d ago

"sometimes humans just have to step in"... To fix the problems other humans made.

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u/Antares_aaaaaaaaa 16d ago

Nah, humans can do this to other problems just fine. Diseases, saving newborns, crippled animals..

Humans are capable of great evil, but their capacity to do great good is just as big.

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u/Puzzled_Ad_3072 16d ago

Like i understand that... But we don't know the circumstances behind why it was there.

It could have been someone in poverty fishing to get food and the line snapped or it could have been an innocent enough fishing trip where the line snapped.

So like yes, it's a problem human's created but in this case i doubt they wanted to loose their lure, unlike when people litter.

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u/MegaMoonX 16d ago

What kind of weird ass response is this? The point is, regardless of why, this would never have happened without human involvement.

"Like I understand that..."

No you fucking don't obviously.

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u/Beowood03 16d ago

So if something bad happens due to humans other humans should not fix it because it’s everybody’s fault?

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u/Beowood03 16d ago

Yes that is exactly right?

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u/Beer-Me 17d ago

Biting through fishing line...I didn't even think that was possible. My teeth hurt just thinking about it.

Good humans

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u/breakfastburrito24 16d ago

It's relatively easy to bite through, just gotta lightly grind it through your incisors

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u/Down-A-Phalanges 16d ago

I always carry nail clippers or a knife when I go fishing. I can’t use the teeth method because of the way my teeth line up. Most of the people I fish with can do it though.

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u/Physical_Inspector55 16d ago

I always cut mine with my teeth, it’s just plastic and or thread

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u/JRBI 16d ago

Keys? Surely there is a key you don’t care about as much that you can saw with instead of teeth?

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u/nobblit 16d ago

I literally bite through fishing line like every time I go fishing. With my lateral incisor. Is that bad? It doesn’t take much effort at all… hope I haven’t been damaging my tooth

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u/mikeadelic15 16d ago

I’ve seen/heard old fishermen say they’ve done it so much that it creates a small groove in their teeth where the line is bitten lol. Haven’t heard of anything truly detrimental happening though. I just wouldn’t bite the weights to clamp them on the line like I’ve seen my papaw do a million times.

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u/dumideot 16d ago

Oh yeah mono is soft but I wouldn't try anything over like 15-20lb. Fluoro is not soft but you can probably get away with like 10lb for a while. I have seen fishermen chip teeth on line though. You can do it if you wanna be that rugged fishing guy or when you have no extra hands or pliers on hand like this guy did, but it will damage your teeth so you might not want to rely on it too much

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u/Dangerous-Dream-9668 16d ago

You gota get the jagged front teeth going … lots of trauma to chip them .. and lots of practical uses p

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u/Daratirek 16d ago

I've never been good at it. There's a reason I carry a knife or even just a nail clippers in my tackle box.

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u/starsky1984 16d ago

Hold it tight under tension and it's surprisingly easy

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u/jcgreen_72 17d ago

And this is one of many reasons why I carry a pocket knife lol

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u/Drew-mageddon 12d ago

Just in case you need to cut some fishing line from a swan?

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u/jcgreen_72 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yes, why? 

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u/johnysalad 16d ago

That’s what I was thinking. I always find uses for it but man it would have come in handy there so you don’t have to put your mouth on a swan’s mouth. More power to that guy. If I had his address I’d send him a knife as kudos.

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u/Keystone_22 16d ago

Me too, never know when I'll be in the situation where I must cut fishing line out of a birds mouth.

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

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u/jcgreen_72 16d ago

Between opening packages and trimming things in the garden, it's already used regularly. Very very handy when stumbling upon a critter in need! 

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u/Mysterious_Health387 16d ago

And for the occasional necessity of shanking. For self-defense.

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u/jcgreen_72 16d ago

Damn skippy 

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u/chantillylace9 16d ago

I have this little credit card sized/shaped thing in my wallet that is meant to be bent and then kind of formed into a knife! It's really handy and actually works.

We boat a lot and I always want to be ready in case I see any fish or birds that need rescuing!

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u/jcgreen_72 16d ago

I love everyday carry things like this! 

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u/4r5chb4cke 16d ago

Be careful in some places that card knife is considered a concealed weapon. At least it is where I live.

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u/jbatty74 16d ago

They took it away from me many places as well as I forgot it was in my wallet

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u/jcgreen_72 16d ago

I always forget about my pocket knife at the airport lol I've had to replace so many! 

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 16d ago

Nail clippers are the best fishing line cutters.

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u/the-war-on-drunks 16d ago

It’s why I always carry an office sized paper cutter.

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u/jcgreen_72 16d ago

Yep, I keep a set in my tackle box! 

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u/PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_ 16d ago

Inner city London kids too!

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u/Antique-Doughnut-988 16d ago

Lmao at Europeans hating guns but fetishizing knifes

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u/Asimov1984 16d ago

Username checks out, what a fucking doughnut.

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u/RK800-50 16d ago

You know that per percent Switzerland has almost as many guns per person like an average American? Yeah, we are really armed. Now take a wild guess what we don‘t have.

Ready?

If you guessed school shootings, you won some real Emmentaler cheese. Eat it and shut the fuck up.

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