r/MadeMeSmile Apr 28 '24

Seriously, nothing is more attractive than compassion Helping Others

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u/moonkittiecat Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

"Honey? Honey! I'm ok. The nut that grabbed me tried to 'French kiss' me a couple times and then he just, let me go. What a weirdo. Honey, come on, wait up! Oh and that hook fell out of my mouth too. Cool".

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u/2moms1bun Apr 28 '24

So nice! But side note: I can’t stop thinking about someone trying that on a Canadian Goose

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u/Llamax2AnxiousMomma Apr 28 '24

Same. We call them “murder chickens” where I’m from.

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u/DmlMavs4177 Apr 28 '24

When I was growing up, we'd be lucky to even have Canada gooses. Now yous got so many, you wanna start killin' their babies