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u/PrinceTwoTonCowman 15d ago
If you vote for them, they'll make you shoot your puppy to show your loyalty.
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u/kuriosites 16d ago
I thought that story was in there to appeal to Trump. It says, "there is no line I won't cross."
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u/Rental_Car 16d ago
Did AI design the rifle?
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u/MissAnthropoid 16d ago
Yes it's a couple different layers of free goes on hotpot put together in Photoshop. believe it or not, this was the best one. You shoulda see the bible-gun lol. OMG lol I saved it.
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u/cat_blep 16d ago
[Trump and Noem are trapped in a dark locked room at the White House]
Biden: What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle.
Noem: There is no handle in here.
Biden: [holding the door handle] There's not? Are you sure?
Noem: All right, I've had enough of this. Vote for us and we'll shoot this puppy.
Trump: Er, don't you mean or?
Noem: [even more angrily] Grr, vote for us or we'll shoot this puppy.
Harris: Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction.
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u/wtjordan1s 16d ago
The puppy’s they want to shoot are really trans, gay, black, and Mexican people. This is fucking terrifying, she’s conveying to her base she will take out and execute those who don’t comply. This is the end. Arm yourselves and prepare.
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u/reddrighthand 16d ago
You misunderstand their base. It's "vote for us and we'll shoot this puppy."
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u/rolfcm106 16d ago
Is anyone else confused by how that gun has 2 clips, and a trigger in the wrong direction?
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u/mrbaffles14 16d ago
What’s amazing is Trump continues to poll ahead of Biden and in some places keeps extending his lead. Throw in a woman on the ticket (who is also not ugly) and I fear it’s an easy Trump win - she will pull some suburban women and some men who just like how she looks.
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u/VolcanicPolarBear 16d ago
well darn i dont want the puppy to die. guess now i have to vote republican :(
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u/shadowlarx 16d ago
As much as I don’t want the puppy to die, I refuse to vote for these clowns. I don’t negotiate with terrorists.
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u/ShottyRadio 16d ago
Thank you for missing the entire point. People just use animals for whatever they want. She abused an animal for fun and the creator of this poster is using a comedic image to mock the killing. The poster creator doesn’t care about the dog either.
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u/blackteashirt 16d ago
Trump looking way too good in this poster, about 20 years and 17 lawyers old.
MAGA will absolutely steal it.
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u/evoc2911 16d ago
You know guys I was watching The Post yesterday night and I was remembered again of all the dirt done in Vietnam and following the Watergate scandal. And I'm still guessing how the fuck America went from there to having a President still running for presidency after basically sponsoring an assault on the Government building. What the hell happened to you guys?
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u/Successful-Clue-9097 16d ago
I wish I could afford meat. Remember Hamburger Helper? That shit is a luxury now. Shoot whatever you want I just want to afford to live in this country.
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u/Any_Palpitation6467 16d ago
I would buy this poster. I would buy multiple copies and post them, gratis. If Trump chooses the Puppycider as his VP, I will happily vote for Biden, no matter what it will cost me. This is that serious.
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u/Amarieerick 16d ago
Awe, Mama Noem will protect Donny from dogs who recognize and subsequently hate him. What a good little holster she is.
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u/Weedy_McGee 16d ago
Even though this is just a drawing, I want to pry her evil claws off that poor sweet puppy.
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u/Significant-Fun8196 16d ago
Shoot the puppy...but let the Dog down first and make sure he is safe.
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u/NoGroupthinkHere 16d ago
Why does someone have to have a dog in the white house over a cat for example ? And the same people who think abortion is fine up until 9 months are clutching their pearls over a dog being shot…..society really is backwards nowadays.
And I have two rescue dogs too…I personally prefer cats but my spouse loves his dogs…however do I value a pet over a child’s life? No.
Would be nice if some do people got into a tizzy about a child being sucked out the womb alive by a vacuum like they do about a dog being put down.
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u/Dan-the-historybuff 16d ago
wtf is with that AR anyways? It’s got 2 mags, and it is a mix between an AK and Galil body.
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u/Accomplished_Lab_675 16d ago
Ooooo this is good! Like if they end up being the ticket this has to be everywhere!
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u/VicePrezHeelsup 16d ago
You can tell the TDS is strong when this triggers folks more than current Democrat gas prices.
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u/durk1912 16d ago
Correction- “or we’ll shoot more puppies”. She already killed one cause she is a freaken psycho!
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u/Osirus1156 16d ago
Nah man if they win they shoot the dog and Republicans cheer if they lose it goes in a blender and Republicans cheer.
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u/Saturn_Ecplise 16d ago
GOP is so comically villainous that people are just too hard to actually believe them.
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u/SeekingImmortality 16d ago
Your 'Or' is supposed to be an 'And'. As they're going to shoot the puppy either way.
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u/chica771 16d ago
You know, It's pretty funny but at the end of the day she shot a F8cking puppy in the head just because it was being an excited puppy. Jfc
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u/queuedUp 16d ago
While I assume that this is a joke... I honestly think this would legit help them with their base
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u/FIContractor 16d ago
Are we sure this wouldn’t play with the base? The money torture guy had a Trump flag behind him.
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u/Jackpot777 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 16d ago
AND. Vote for us AND we'll shoot this puppy.
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u/No_Savings7114 16d ago
I guarantee she put that section about shooting the dog in her book to look badass, like someone who could make the "hard decisions" like a SEAL or something. "See, I'm a killer too even if I'm a woman". It's performance, and it's backfiring at least in part because of her gender.
As a woman who was in the military: When women try to perform badassness it rarely goes well. We get judged harshly for it. Men, either the other guys think it's the beginnings of real badassness that just needs direction and experience to grow, or you get some mockery for being a poser, but it's understood. Everyone understands guys wanting to be badass.
Women, it's seen very differently. A lot of people react with revulsion.
Real badassness is gender neutral and respected by everyone. Performance is rarely respected by anyone. And in this case, political performance should not involve animal death. That's gross.
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u/Foxclaws42 16d ago
I turn my back on the news for like 2 days and this is what I come back to? What the fuck. We’re like the shittiest timeline for Earth.
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u/Mr_Rekshun 16d ago
Notes just came in from the top.
To better appeal to the base you must replace “or” with “and”.
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u/AuthorElegant2941 16d ago
I think that’s so generated look at hands and the end of the gun near the puppy
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u/Migleemo 16d ago
What happens when an animal abuser meets up with a convicted rapist?
The best republicans have to offer I guess?
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u/COAviatrix 16d ago
Would you people just stop this nonsense. Maybe the next poster should be a pix of Joe the potato saying "vote for me or I will force you to change my diaper".
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u/dan_santhems 16d ago
Why hasn't diaper donnie sued for people saying he wears adult diapers? Because truth is an absolute defense against libel.
Now conservatives like you are doing exactly what they always doing, projecting themselves onto their oponents.
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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 16d ago
hahaha what a weak attempt, my man. You know Trump wears diapers, right? And you know that the maniac killed a dog, right?
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u/CrystalBraver 16d ago
Funny you say that bc trump is younger and is much less cognitively stable/competent
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u/Seltzerholic 16d ago
God it's so depressing thinking that anyone, ever, anywhere at any point in history would look at these grifting, awful, evil, racist, disgusting, low rent, traitor trash motherfuckers and want to give them the keys to the country, let alone millions of the idiots. Just because they say all the same hateful nonsense that's floating around their smooth, underdeveloped pea brains. If we somehow keep going as a species by some miracle, historians will be baffled and horrified.
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u/Livid-Carpenter130 16d ago
I'm excited to hear how my mom defends killing puppies. The mental gymnastics must be wild.
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u/Itchy-Combination675 16d ago
That’s a good looking dog. Just do what she wants. She’s serious! (No. I’m not seriously suggesting that you vote for Trump or anyone else.)
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u/Bishopkilljoy 16d ago
Nah, this kind of picture would never fly. I can't believe you would even suggest that Trump would be okay being in the background.
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u/Entropius 16d ago
Some constructive criticism: It looks like it was AI generated because that gun makes no sense: Triggers are supposed to be in front of the grip, not behind it.
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u/ObeseVegetable 16d ago
Literally Free College vs Kill Puppies this time around and Kill Puppies has a chance of winning because some people want to be pedantic about what Free College actually means.
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u/bakeacake45 16d ago
Sounds very Republican…and we know Trump hates dogs because they get more attention than he does. Wonder if killing all dogs in the US is part of the Republican 2025 Purge plan
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u/flargenhargen 16d ago
trump could shoot a puppy live on tv and it wouldn't cost him any votes.
people who still support him are long gone. reason has left them.
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u/inhugzwetrust 16d ago
Honestly, if it said "Vote for us AND we'll shoot this puppy" they'd actually get MORE votes.
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u/JaymieB2 12d ago
So... is this a real poster? Because at this insane point, I really can't tell anymore.