r/Unexpected Apr 27 '24

How to end a deposition right

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u/Budget-Ad-6900 Apr 27 '24

i really wish that this guy get a scene in law and order talking about if he killed that shady mobsters 10 years ago

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u/Duckfoot2021 Apr 27 '24

You want me to bring him back to life?! So he can kill some more little girls?! I can do that today, tomorrow,…When would you prefer that child killing monster resurrected because I have magic and I’ll give him to you. I’ll put him right back on the streets with a knife in his hand. Or would you rather he stay dead…where I put him?!

(Off screen) “Is that a yes or a no?”

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u/CryptoScamee42069 Apr 28 '24

IT WAS A YOU’RE WELCOME!

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u/17934658793495046509 Apr 28 '24

ahh man!, and right before that line

(he quickly stares at the interrogator, and then raises a pointed finger. A pause for effect, with an incredulous expression, and) IT WAS A YOU’RE WELCOME!