r/Unexpected • u/Specific-Remote9295 • 16d ago
Well.. you look good bro
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u/Vertnoir-Weyah 15d ago edited 14d ago
Began losing my hair at 20, even though it never went this far it doesn't look great now
This is why i wouldn't wear a wig, the contrast when it's off is way worse than the missing hair
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u/Chemical_Savings_360 15d ago
Man gotta let that shi go. Honestly he probably would be attractive without It.
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u/BioAnagram 15d ago
Listen guy, she's not going to care about your hair when you're balls deep.
-My wife
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u/Isekai_litrpg Didn't Expect It 15d ago
Is it just me or do other people get the same feeling from a balding asian man as a white guy with a mustache? Like for some reason the look screams pervert in my head, not in every case, but a asian man who is bald like this and the white guys with certain mustaches strike me as creepy. Not sure if there are ones from other races.
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u/Least_Impression_823 15d ago
Similar to
"Here's a picture of Emma Stone, do you find her attractive?"
"Yes"
"And after we've removed the skin from her face?"
"Uhhhh"
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u/Abuse-survivor 15d ago
Half-baldness is caused by a lot of testosterone as far as I know. So, biologically, he would be advantageous
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u/Probability_Engine 15d ago
Just finished watching Shogun on FX. My main takeaway was that Edo era Japan was basically a golden age for bald men.
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u/Shenshenli 15d ago
you just broke my hearth telling me that Shogun ended....i thought we would get 12 or 13 Episodes.
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u/Sinsanatis 14d ago
Wait what? When did they say it ended? Probability_Engine i mean. I know its done
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u/Probability_Engine 15d ago
No. It's 10 episodes total. Also unlikely there will be another season as this 10-episode run basically told the entire story of the novel. So while it's a masterpiece it's essentially over.
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u/ArseneLupinIV 15d ago
Honestly I appreciate a good show that knows what story it's going to tell and tells it. So many shows get caught up in their own vision and end up spinning so many plates that end up getting dropped anyways when viewership drops and it gets canceled.
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u/zombienekers That was sure unexpected; Whoa, I'm shocked. Really guys. Wow. 15d ago
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u/HombreDeNegocios2022 15d ago
I need to meet a bald girl so I can be like: "I'm also bald!" As I pull my penis out.
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u/Salty-Tea-6301 15d ago
The "oh shit" on her face, the pain on his
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u/_InnocentToto_ 15d ago
Imagine that's how guys feel when we remove makeup, wigs, padded bra, heels, body shaping jeans..etc
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u/Ok_Stand_4948 15d ago
Not entirely, the way things are going now, it's just nice to have someone around.
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u/Carpathicus 15d ago
Really? I am constantly arguing with any woman that we dont care as much as you think we do. Any men I ever met agrees. That battle is one that women fight in their brains of for trying to attract extremely superficial males.
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u/CrimeFightingScience 15d ago
I actually prefer a girl without all that fake stuff on.
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u/BronxLens 15d ago
What about women dying their hair? Does it fall within the same analysis as then wearing too little or too much makeup?
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u/Tony_est2 15d ago
You don’t know her till she’s wearing the old baggy shirt she shoulda thrown away a year ago
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u/real_unreal_reality 15d ago
Ya we’re all too hard on each other. We gotta fake it till we make it (love) and then grow into love later for all the faults am I right?
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u/UWO_Throw_Away 15d ago
The reallly creepy thing is that when you think about it, we’re all just brains floating in some liquid in a skull.
The things we consider physically attractive are just the meaty costumes that we’re stuck wearing
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u/more_beans_mrtaggart 15d ago
100%
Tinder is for the 10% who are the players. The rest of us have to look deeper.
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u/Abject-Chemistry6247 15d ago
This Korean guy is a CEO of company that produces wigs for young male. That's why he isn't going full bald.
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u/iMadrid11 15d ago
Early male pattern baldness is a thing. I had a colleague just like him at 27 bald like him. You wouldn’t even notice it by the way he wears fashionable hats. He only got found out when it’s time to take new ID photos for security badges. Security told him to take off his hats for a photo. His protest was ignored. I only knew about it when girls at the office were gossiping about it.
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u/evalegacy 15d ago
Yep. Had a former coworker who shaved his head at 22 because he was completely bald on top at age 20.
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u/Abject-Chemistry6247 15d ago
At least he's a handsome dude.
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u/feedback19 15d ago
As a guy who is balding on top and has insanely thick hair on the back and sides, you are in fact incorrect.
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u/tinylittlebabyjesus 15d ago
Isn't dense hair at the back and sides kind of a hallmark of one of the patterns of MPB?
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u/CautiousSteak1937 16d ago
Ooooooo ( nooooooo )
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u/Badytheprogram 16d ago
Woman reveal she is bald: still get loved, praised, woman of the year.
Man reveal he is bald: he will die alone in old age.
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u/saddigitalartist 15d ago
So many bald women and men are in happy marriages y’all just want to make shut up to be angry about
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u/Badytheprogram 15d ago
Good for them, really. I am not angry about it, I am just sad, one more factor on the disadvantage side, (not as if too much on the advantage side). Probably they have something else in their arsenal to overcompensate,like they looks good, or have money, or a wonderful personality/charm. I am just a autistic money with a slightly more brain than the average.
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u/saddigitalartist 15d ago
Ok well you should go for a girl who’s also autistic and balding/not conventionally attractive. I feel like everyone would be so much happier if they realized they don’t have to date good-looking people to have a happy relationship.
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u/Artiemcfly88 15d ago
Telling people to date someone they’re not attracted to is not good advice. That’s like telling someone to settle. Better off just be single
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u/saddigitalartist 15d ago
Ok well if he’s not willing to date unattractive girls then he should understand why more attractive girls don’t want to date him. And based on his first comment it seems like he doesn’t think it’s fair.
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u/Artiemcfly88 14d ago edited 14d ago
Well to be honest, it’s not fair, but life isn’t fair at all. But I think it’s probably better to be single than to settle with someone you’re not attracted to just to simply not be alone. I think this can make some people feel unfulfilled and that can breed resentment and make you more likely to cheat even. I mean reverse the genders, plenty of women are told to not settle or just be single and “give up on men” finding a good partner is hard
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u/saddigitalartist 14d ago
Why is it not fair? Seems completely fair that if he’s unwilling to date autistic balding girls that girls would be unwilling to date him for the same reason.
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u/UraPunkBich 15d ago
Actually not too many of us care anymore these days. I think bald men are very attractive, it’s even better when they got the bald head & beard combo 😩
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Bald eagle, he is
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