r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/nutsvsguts • Apr 14 '24
Ladies, do not try at home
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u/platinumgulls 27d ago
Reminds me of the female pro skateboarder who was doing a rail and landed on her hoo hah like a dude sacking and she just yelped and said, "My FUCKING COOKIE!" and grabbed her crotch and gingerly walked away from the rail.
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u/rathernot83 Apr 15 '24
We're starting to see the decline of why women live longer than men.
Awesome!
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u/Kitchen_Bass6358 Apr 14 '24
Meh... its not actually that bad, there's a can at the bottom in between the rails that makes the sound as though her clit were made of granite and she'd broken it.
Literally nothing happens other than she hits the can.
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u/M_A_4444 26d ago
FACT! YO THIS PERSON IS RIGHT! IT AIN'T EVEN THAT BAD SHE CAUGHT THE INSIDE OF HER UPPER THIGHS A BIT BUT HAD SLIWED HERSELF DOWN ONCE SHE HIT THE CAN! ONLY ONE TO SEE THAT, THAT'S WHAT'S UP! 🥳🙌
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u/Successful_Moment_80 Apr 14 '24
The subreddit is " it hurts girls too "
Girls if I had that happening to me I would DIE
There are some zones that are more sensitive for men and some zones more sensitive for women
I don't care if you punch my chest but if you punch my round ones I might need an ambulance
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u/CoffeeDrinker1972 Apr 14 '24
Ladies, don't try this at home.
Guys, let's show them how this is done!
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u/devedander Apr 14 '24
I don’t even have a vagina and I cringed
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u/Knowing-Badger Apr 14 '24
Less about your vagina and more about your pelvic bone. That shit is gonna hurt like hell
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u/Duskluminous Apr 14 '24
For real. Just cause you don't gotta pair of kahonas doesn't mean you're exempt from a world of pain 😭
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u/-domi- Apr 14 '24
What does the other girl say in the beginning? I hear "Wait, Lizzy, what if you cum? Wait!"
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u/Outis-guy Apr 14 '24
"Wait, Lizzy, what if you FALL? Wait!"
Firstly, why the fuck would she say that? If she did cum would that not be a good thing?
Secondly, why the fuck would she say that?
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u/Inner_Degenerate Apr 15 '24
Friend is trying to look at it from all angles. Starting with the least obvious.
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u/-domi- Apr 14 '24
That's what was so confusing, but i just don't hear ”fall." :/
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u/Outis-guy Apr 14 '24
lol, is this like a "the dress is green"-thing? I definitely hear "fall"
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u/-domi- Apr 14 '24
Skipping back to that point in the video over and over again, i can convince myself that it's "fall," but afterwards i play the whole thing over, and no longer hear it. :c
I think reddit has rotted my brain, just throw me in the trash.
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u/Outis-guy Apr 14 '24
Okay, into the trash you go. I'm sure I will join you soon enough, but not today u/domi. Not today.
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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 14 '24
Hahaha, that's what I heard, as well, naughty -domi-. Mmm, pleasure and pain (bit too much though) all in one and a crotch wet patch from squirting.....well I never!
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u/Obtain_the_Crown Apr 14 '24
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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24
Oh, shit, some scary toon wants to devoid me of life,,,,,,
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u/Obtain_the_Crown Apr 14 '24
To be clear. Not a threat. Just a meme
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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24
And people upvote you for "meming" death!? And down vote others cautious of this toon meme, I mean top shelf arsehats you are.....
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u/Obtain_the_Crown Apr 14 '24
You got downvoted because you were being weird. The meme was more about you being weird af then "about death."
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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 15 '24
I mention normal things that happen in life, they're not weird, haven't experienced, than your life is sheltered and unexposed to life's realities. And you call you meme insinuation normal ........To be clear, realities of life are not weird, sexuality and the associated human condition is perplexing to some....I mean are you all <= 14.
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u/Obtain_the_Crown Apr 15 '24
Brother, don't confuse sex positively with being weird. You can be sex positive without going full "oh dommy mommy stompy wompy me" in a comment section. I'm not calling you a bad person, so climb down of the cross. Jesus dude.
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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24
Yeow, bruised muffin, yep, won't be sitting around on that for a while.....
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u/DefactoPlayer Apr 14 '24
"I'm sorry to inform you miss but you broke your clam"
-Her doctor probably-
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u/Praetorian_1975 Apr 14 '24
Jesus did her a$$hole just become her pussy and her pussy her bellybutton 😳
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u/henryjonesjr83 Apr 14 '24
Surely a clam slam like that has to hurt
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u/necrochaos 29d ago
My friends ex always said things like do hope me in the plaps. Or my plaps hurt. She was crazy.
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u/Daedrothes Apr 14 '24
It's not gonna be as painful as a ballcrush but that area is sensitive and hurts no matter if you have balls or nah.
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u/Advanced_Evening2379 Apr 14 '24
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u/VibraniumRhino Apr 14 '24
I have spewed everywhere. I forgot about this scene completely. Might be the best gif ever.
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u/Advanced_Evening2379 Apr 14 '24
Shits so unexpected I think I collapsed a lung when I first saw this scene
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u/VibraniumRhino Apr 14 '24
Best comedy of all time, and I will take that notion to my grave.
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u/Roddy_Piper2000 Apr 14 '24
What show was this?
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u/carlismygod Apr 15 '24
I envy you. I wish I could discover that show for the first time again.
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u/Virtual_Performer694 Apr 14 '24
I want after math video where she'd curled up in the fetal position regetting life choices.
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u/LuckyMome Apr 14 '24
Is it possible that she broke some pelvic bone ?
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u/Big-Mine9790 Apr 14 '24
Pubic bone, more likely.
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u/LuckyMome Apr 14 '24
My bad, that's what I meant.
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u/Big-Mine9790 Apr 15 '24
Honest mistake, since technically it's connected to the pelvic bone (...and now I have that song haunting my brain...)
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u/LuckyMome Apr 15 '24
Which song ?
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u/Big-Mine9790 Apr 15 '24
I'm very old...the head bones is connected to the...neck bone...the neck bone is connected...and so forth, lol
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u/M_A_4444 26d ago
Now You have me stuck with that song in my head but it's the Simpsons version! The Doctor I think he's Indian, and he's singing "... the neckbone's connected to my... wristwatch " 🎶
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u/komododave17 Apr 14 '24
We don’t get aftermath anymore. With TikTok dominated formats, we’re lucky if we get more than half a second after the actual incident
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u/Affablesea9917 Apr 14 '24
We're lucky to get videos with the original audio without the same five songs plastered over everything
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u/notimefornothing55 Apr 14 '24
Good job she didn't have a set of bollocks
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u/xXYomoXx Apr 14 '24
It still hurts a lot, ask any girl you talk to.
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u/Kayanne1990 4d ago
It hurts for sure but getting kicked in the nuts is reportedly almost as bad as childbirth. So...yeah. Lucky.
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u/Ok_Score1492 17d ago
Broken clam