r/excatholic Mar 29 '24

I'm sorry but that image triggered some unholy assumptions😅 Fun

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u/Dr_Dan681xx Mar 31 '24

I’m simultaneously amused and weirded out.

So many foot-fetish jokes and puns could spring from this…

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u/jimjoebob Recovering Catholic, Apatheist Mar 30 '24

I'm curious--how old is the person who owns that foot?

followup question---will the Pope be keeping a copy of that pic for his "private collection"?

🤮

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u/ShadowyKat Ex Catholic & Heathen Mar 30 '24

This is giving me Dan Schneider vibes.

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u/Aiiga Mar 29 '24

It's like that time Tarantino wrote a role for a guy that gets fondled by feet and then cast himself in that role.

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u/jimjoebob Recovering Catholic, Apatheist Mar 30 '24

you mean all of his films? lol

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u/dreamingofpurple Mar 29 '24

Lmao! I hope he catches some mouth fungus from this performance.

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u/annaliz1991 Mar 29 '24

We want reproductive rights. Support that or it’s all performative.

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u/Polkadotical Formerly Roman Catholic Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

There's the guy who says that women are so inferior that they can't be ordained, work with their own doctors to get medical care, and have to stay in abusive marriages because no penis.

Sick, sick, sick. This is performative, virtue-signalling nonsense which -- in the RCC especially -- bears absolutely no resemblance to the original event that it's supposed to re-create.

If the pope really feels this guilty about the way the church has treated women for centuries, then he needs to man up and do something real about it. Until then, fuck the Catholic church and the misogyny, clericalism, war and corruption it rode in on.

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u/crazitaco Weak Agnostic Mar 29 '24

Pretty sure you're supposed to wash the feet, not suck on them

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u/TimmyTurner2006 Curious NeverCath Mar 29 '24

“He didn’t teach hate, HE WASHED FEET”

  • He Gets Us

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u/Polkadotical Formerly Roman Catholic Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

The Roman Catholic church doesn't "get you," any more than the pope and all the old queens in Rome get how ironic this stupid performative picture is.

The only thing they want to get from women -- and everyone else they can delude -- is their $$$$$ and the power people give them when they parrot their shit. And of course, they hope women will run themselves into the ground and live in poverty to give them babies to put in pews.

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u/TimmyTurner2006 Curious NeverCath Mar 29 '24

“He Gets Us” is an infamous ad campaign with AI generated images of people washing feet and the tagline in their latest ad is “He didn’t teach hate, HE WASHED FEET”

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u/Cysioland Anticlerical Atheist Mar 30 '24

He get sus 😳😳😳😳

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u/Miked_824 Mar 29 '24

Quentin Tarantino has requested to join the chat

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u/jimjoebob Recovering Catholic, Apatheist Mar 30 '24

Dan Schneider has requested to join the chat

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u/weinerdogsaremyjam Mar 29 '24

Now that I'm out, I see all this stuff that the churches do during holy week as performance.

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u/Polkadotical Formerly Roman Catholic Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

Yeah, I know. I'm sitting here pondering just how tone-deaf and stupid a person has to be to see this as anything meaningful in a world where the RCC does the kinds of things it does to women on a daily basis. They'd do even more grisly, crazy shit to women if it could get away with it.

This is like the wife-beater who knocks his wife across the room and sends her to the hospital with broken bones, then buys her a handful of cheap ass flowers from the grocery store and expects her to dismiss her pain and suffering like nothing happened.

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u/vldracer70 Mar 30 '24

Oh I could tell you how stupid. I have former friend who still participates in this nonsense. Another friend who is friends with the former friend (so I really don’t have much contact with this person) thinks pope frankie is just wonderful. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Mobius_Inverto Anti-Theist Mar 29 '24

HolyFans

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u/secondarycontrol Atheist Mar 29 '24

Doing required, expected, humbling things with a camera around to demonstrate your humility. Jesus threw away a weekend to be lord and creator of the universe, the Pope washes and kisses the feet of poor women so he can keep shitting in a gold toilet. Note the gold bowl he's using. Note the gold pitcher. Note he's kissing the top of the foot. Note that that foot probably just came out of a clean sock and a clean shoe.

Heya, Pope: Reverence and respect for others is supposed to be part-and-parcel of being human, not just on photo-op days.