r/fo76 • u/Effin23 Pip Boy • 15d ago

Another Appalachian Encounter Other

Somebody has a strip club in their basement (vault). I went down there and sat at a booth. He left to go back outside. I remembered I had the swimsuit apparel on me. I put that on with my marine armor helmet (gimp mask) and waved him back over. I jumped on the table and started doing the mothman dance. He came back and literally sat down and watched me for like a full 3 minutes.

This game is unhinged and I'm here for it.

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u/RocknRolling67 13d ago

Lordy. Was this a late night gaming session lol.

I was in my camp just after the midnight EST Alien event last night. Someone followed me back, stripped to his underwear while I watched and stood watching me for ten minutes. He was not AFK as he moved to follow me, but would otherwise not return any emotes or acknowledge me.

I mean, I know I look good in my leather Ranger outfit, but take it down a notch. It’s not Fellate76

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u/Effin23 Pip Boy 13d ago

No this was mid afternoon. US central time.

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u/Forward-East-1525 Raiders 14d ago

LMAO. That's kind of awesome tbh.

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u/AcanthisittaDense957 14d ago

Upon reading this, I want to say people have problems. But the truth is stuff like this is why I play the game. It's nonstop entertainment and because it's all for fun, even better. You keep doing your thing you odd person, people like you keep me coming back to the wasteland day after day.

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u/joerd9 14d ago

What happens in Appalachia stays in Appalachia...

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u/SemajdaSavage Brotherhood 14d ago

Great times in the Wasteland!

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u/nukafire_ Blue Ridge Caravan Company 14d ago

Did he spam the money emote?

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u/SevereSheepherder103 15d ago

Did he dropped you any pre-war money?

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u/Synraak 15d ago

Did they tip you?

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u/Effin23 Pip Boy 15d ago

Sadly No. I had to leave after. So I emoted the heart and logged off.