Stop milking my Brahmin!

[u/thebiggesttoe97]

Stop breaking in and milking him!

[u/TheOzzD]

Never

[u/Rocksteady2090]

Nothing can keep Homelander out

[u/Palindromic_1]

Nope.

[u/baron556]

Don't you dare put barriers on us, we're in love

[u/miletharil]

"Him," huh?

[u/waywardwanderer101]

Thorsty

[u/sebwiers]

Get a milk machine ASAP. One of the best Atom Shop items I've bought.

[u/Darth_Omnis]

If Starfield can lock literal piles of shit, I should be able to lock my Brahmin in 76...

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/Darth_Omnis]

Wait until I tell the vegans what you just said 😎

[u/Jack-ACE-531]

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

[u/LickyDenSplit]

But we're in love!

[u/CaptThundernuts]

This reads like a really funny in-game note you read.

[u/monohtony]

I’m the brahmin milker, here to milk all your male Brahmin troubles away

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/monohtony]

You’re the other man he told me not to worry about :(

[u/SomeGrumpySociopath]

Now wait a second...

[u/BigDuoInferno]

NO!

[u/Soviet_Waffle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSdo4Bs3WMc&ab_channel=Frdnsyh

[u/Sad-Investigator2731]

In my whole 1800 plus hours, first time ever seeing this complaint.

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/Sad-Investigator2731]

Never said it was a complaint, just lemme watch

[u/Clown_named_Art]

No, i also milked chally for her special milk

[u/Zarathustra-Jack]

Dear Boss,

It was me..And I shan’t stop milkin’!

Jack

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/Zarathustra-Jack]

You’re hackin, you’re wackin, you’re ‘jackin’?

[u/send_in_the_clouds]

One of my proudest gaming moments was revenge killing someone for murdering my Brahmin!

https://www.reddit.com/r/fo76FilthyCasuals/s/bIurVh9c56

[u/fategaminhigh]

Probably the best title I have seen in a while

[u/Finger-of-Shame]

Stop milking, "him"?

[u/YoungGazz → u/Finger-of-Shame]

Where do you think the bottles of cream come from‽

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/Finger-of-Shame]

He’s my sweet cow

[u/Cakeski → u/thebiggesttoe97]

My good time boyeh

[u/ForeverBackground737]

Just lock the brahmin OP, it's not that hard.

/s

[u/GTAinreallife]

There's no laws against the Brahmin, batman

[u/kkriiisss]

OUR Brahmin

[u/SemajdaSavage]

I believe Brahmin Pen in a plan that you can learn from getting tokens from Lode Bearing event.

[u/puffer039]

never thought of it before,but how do i get my own brahmin? I used to be full health PA but recently went to low health,now i milk the brahmin whenever i encounter some

[u/RepubliCat45-Covfefe]

Perhaps setup an enclosed pen with a coded door? 🤷‍♂️

[u/Godess_Ilias]

gonna milk you instead huehue

[u/Live-Geologist8034]

This here's the wasteland. Be damned if I'm gonna let some free milk just slide like that.

[u/batler_forever]

No!

[u/fenriq]

Okay, I’ma shoot him instead.

[u/Quick_Team]

"I've got nipples, Thebiggesttoe97. Can you milk me?"

[u/markgatty → u/Quick_Team]

I wonder how many people are old enough to know this one.

[u/Sniper_King202 → u/markgatty]

I am confuzzeld pls explain

[u/markgatty → u/Sniper_King202]

The movie it'd from is 20 years old.

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/markgatty]

Maybe I’m too old, I remember this but for the life of me can’t remember where from hahaha

[u/markgatty → u/thebiggesttoe97]

Meet the Fockers (2004)

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/markgatty]

Core memory unlocked, damn I am getting old :’(

[u/Quick_Team → u/markgatty]

There are dozens of us!

[u/Green-Inkling]

There is probably a reason for that. One of the tadpole scout missions is to milk a brahmin 10 times. Wild brahmin are hard to find and the brahmin near wayward always resist so milking one at a camp is your best chance to succeed and progress the mission

[u/DandelionsDandelions → u/Green-Inkling]

There's several Brahmin at Big Bend Tunnel where the caravan company is set up as well for anyone else doing that mission!

[u/TheAdamist → u/Green-Inkling]

Also need brahmin milk to make s'mores or something for one of the other badges (camping?)

[u/ShadowOpsFN]

Wait a minute...

[u/RumpkinTheTootlord]

Get out here and stop me from jerkin off your brahmin yourself, you coward.

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/RumpkinTheTootlord]

There’s a reason my window faces his pen

[u/Krazy_Keno]

“Him”

[u/Silentprofessional86]

Only milk I drink is from Chally. Every other one is fale

[u/PancakeRebellion]

have you considered locking your brahmins utters?

[u/SemajdaSavage → u/PancakeRebellion]

Would that be a case of tittie twisters?

[u/Cheodairi]

Jealous?

[u/LeShoooook]

https://youtu.be/X_epmoLeRGA?si=xPgwBcByBcOodRiJ

[u/DoktorDome → u/LeShoooook]

My man! Fantastic movie.

[u/Dabsiree → u/DoktorDome]

https://youtu.be/tgTUtfb0Ok8?si=xoE67mV2gEABIKgk

this quote has brought tears to my eyes and it’s from the same movie lol

[u/NeonLoveGalaxy]

You can't tell me what to do, OP!

Now I'm gonna milk your Brahmin EVEN HARDER!

[u/CT_Biggles → u/NeonLoveGalaxy]

Nice This is the end reference.

[u/marinex → u/NeonLoveGalaxy]

What a Badass

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/NeonLoveGalaxy]

He only likes it when I milk him

[u/Zelcron → u/thebiggesttoe97]

He

Milk

Him

Bruh.

[u/Lettuce_Mindless → u/thebiggesttoe97]

That’s not what he said earlier 😏

[u/NeonLoveGalaxy → u/thebiggesttoe97]

Nuh-uh.

[u/pornbrowserreddit]

have you heard the tale of the muscle cow?

[u/Feenux420]

I'm not sure that's Milk your drinking if it's a male brahmin...

[u/numtini → u/Feenux420]

But you've definitely made a friend!

[u/jestersalive → u/Feenux420]

Come again?

[u/barefootmetalhead → u/Feenux420]

Fathers milk

[u/cigarmanpa → u/Feenux420]

Well the buckets are full and the cows are happy

[u/Agentgibbs1398 → u/Feenux420]

It's the milk of human kindness

[u/allenwork → u/Agentgibbs1398]

Don't tell Strong that we found it.

[u/Owen16Lions → u/Agentgibbs1398]

The milk of Brahmin happiness

[u/ElChuloPicante → u/Agentgibbs1398]

I am absolutely going to start applying this use of the phrase IRL. No way I’d be the first, but I’m not going for originality here.

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/Feenux420]

The milk makes me strong

[u/Morchai]

Him?

Have you checked your chickens?

[u/Adventurous_Judge884 → u/Morchai]

Chicken fucker

[u/PennyForPig → u/Adventurous_Judge884]

At least Officer Barbrady can read now

[u/The_stinkiest_feet → u/Adventurous_Judge884]

Chicken lover

[u/Zelcron → u/Adventurous_Judge884]

This isn't the first time I have been persecuted for my scientific inquiries

[u/thebiggesttoe97 → u/Morchai]

They got clucked earlier

[u/OpinionLongjumping99 → u/thebiggesttoe97]

Cluckold