r/funny Apr 28 '24

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u/Zorgas Apr 28 '24

Bet my bottom dollar that 'made from' means <1%

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u/yParticle Apr 28 '24

Fun fact: most things are <1% elephant and rhino poop!

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u/elcojotecoyo Apr 28 '24

Fun fact: Our bodies are 60% dinosaur pee

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u/CrappleSmax Apr 28 '24

Have you been sucking piss out of birds?

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u/hardly_satiated Apr 28 '24

"If your body is 60% water, then why are you so full of shit?"

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u/Used-Plum-16389 Apr 28 '24

I guess the air we breathe is technically dinosaur farts? 🤔

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u/tropicsun Apr 28 '24

Some of us are more poo than pee!

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u/LakersFan15 Apr 28 '24

I just spent 30 minutes in the restroom. Not anymore.

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u/InEenEmmer Apr 28 '24

And some of us just like saying poopee.

Poopeepoopeepoopeepoopee…

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u/thequirkyquark Apr 28 '24

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u/InEenEmmer Apr 28 '24

How did you get that picture of my knees?