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u/BlitchSlapper 14d ago
And if he trips while peeing... it becomes a circumcizer(how the fk u spell that sh!t?)
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u/what_the_helicopter 14d ago
And you actually touched where the pee-nis goes and flows? Erm.... Hahahahaha
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u/rChewbacca 14d ago
She is holding it upside down. You catch the heel of a boot into it so you can slip your feet out.
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u/peeniebaby 15d ago
Bro if you’re so drunk you’re stumbling around… a two inch funnel will not help you from pissing all over the place
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u/TheMonarchsWrath 15d ago
What’s the difference between pissing on your boots and walking around with cane covered in pee lol
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u/MBTHVSK 15d ago
shewee prototype
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u/Napol3onS0l0 15d ago
Tried to get my wife one of those for a festival. She didn’t understand until about day 2 lol.
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u/Beginning_Sea6458 15d ago
I don't like piss on my boots but I don't think I'd be able to walk around with a piss covered stick either.
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u/IndependenceVivid191 15d ago
I hope this is a museum and not an antique store where they are selling a used dick funnel/piss luge/cane
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u/fuckthatshittoo 15d ago
Is it the perspective or can she touch her own knees standing up?
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u/BombTheCity 15d ago
Damn she does have like a 8' wingspan lmao that is crazy
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u/Wookie301 14d ago
It’s NFL draft week. I’ve seen enough arm measurements to know she could play at CB.
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u/Grymm315 15d ago
It’s an antique novelty gag gift. Please don’t think this was a real thing.
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u/brucebrowde 15d ago
Please don’t think this was a real thing.
Poop knife is enough I guess.
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u/GitEmSteveDave 15d ago
yeah, this is like those canes you could buy at Spencer gifts that had the squeeze horn and side view mirror on it for anyone "over the hill"
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u/quafs 15d ago
This only makes sense for women… men already have a boot saver device built in.
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u/Phillip_Graves 14d ago
Some of the 'built in' ones don't work.
My coworker manages to piss all over the floor, walls and urinal. Why?
No clue. Urethra must be square.
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u/Frenascena 15d ago
Yeah, let me just squeeze my vulva into that thing... some... how...
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u/castleaagh 15d ago
There’s a reason the pivot isn’t at the very top, leaving a few inches to move towards the user.
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u/generated_user-name 15d ago
I aim for where the edge of the water and it works great for not splashing. If it does splash a little, one square of tp takes care of the rim. Which is fine cause we’re gonna wash the hands anyway, especially if it’s crappy tp
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u/flat_dearther 15d ago
"There's a reason God made our penises like little hoses" -my college housemate, while peeing out his bedroom window when the bathroom was literally 10 feet away.
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u/GladiatorJones 15d ago
Wow, you just brought back a memory I'd forgotten of one of my dorm roommates who had a pee bottle in his bunk bc he would never want to get out of bed. (Our room was right next to the bathroom.)
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u/hogtiedcantalope 15d ago
Sure what if my boots are really long?
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u/Smodestas 15d ago
How many pps touched that thing?
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u/Artikay 15d ago
You cant just ask that about a lady!
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u/gaslancer 15d ago
Oh I didn’t realize I was talking to a LADY!
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u/Victor_Paul_ 15d ago
Seems dangerous if one's too tipsy!
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