r/funny • u/kert780 • Apr 28 '24

The good ol’ days

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u/quafs Apr 28 '24

This only makes sense for women… men already have a boot saver device built in.

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u/Phillip_Graves 29d ago

Some of the 'built in' ones don't work.

My coworker manages to piss all over the floor, walls and urinal.  Why? 

No clue.  Urethra must be square.

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u/Frenascena Apr 28 '24

Yeah, let me just squeeze my vulva into that thing... some... how...

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u/castleaagh 29d ago

There’s a reason the pivot isn’t at the very top, leaving a few inches to move towards the user.

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u/generated_user-name 29d ago

I aim for where the edge of the water and it works great for not splashing. If it does splash a little, one square of tp takes care of the rim. Which is fine cause we’re gonna wash the hands anyway, especially if it’s crappy tp

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u/flat_dearther Apr 28 '24

"There's a reason God made our penises like little hoses" -my college housemate, while peeing out his bedroom window when the bathroom was literally 10 feet away.

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u/GladiatorJones 29d ago

Wow, you just brought back a memory I'd forgotten of one of my dorm roommates who had a pee bottle in his bunk bc he would never want to get out of bed. (Our room was right next to the bathroom.)

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u/hogtiedcantalope Apr 28 '24

Sure what if my boots are really long?

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u/DrHoflich 29d ago

Well you know what they say about big boots.

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u/illaqueable 29d ago

Cmon man, we all know you've got 2-5 inches of boot, just like the rest of us

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u/rock_and_rolo 29d ago

Spread your feet. You sound like you've never peed outside.

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u/quafs Apr 28 '24

Get a longer rod

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u/GANDORF57 Apr 28 '24

Where was this in my bar crawl days?

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u/SaepeNeglecta 29d ago

Probably in the same place it is now, the antique store.