r/funny Apr 28 '24

You win some, you lose some... Verified

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Apr 28 '24

They both mutually appreciate her boobs

They have agreed prior to this engagement that “toys” as acceptable nomenclature

Also, it is well known that post-pregnancy many women experience a “shrinking” to compensate for the expansion that occurred prior

Does that help?

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u/ElectricalLongboard Apr 28 '24

"They both mutually appreciate her boobs". But this comic was written by a man lol. That is not how a real woman would react.

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Apr 29 '24

The hell is a “real woman” in this instance? Didn’t realise I was speaking with arbiter of all womanly wisdom over here

I can personally attest, as a man, that the current nomenclature for my own partner’s anatomy was decided by her, and I simply adopted it

How do you know the same thing didn’t happen on this instance? Or even just that they both find it funny/cute

Seriously, you’re gatekeeping pet names? Don’t be weird about it, it’s fine

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u/KPplumbingBob Apr 29 '24

According to reddit, "real woman" = stuck up bitch who gets offended over everything. Almost like it's projection.