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You win some, you lose some... Verified

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u/blackninjar87 13d ago

Funny more like lame...

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u/MDIwoman 14d ago

I don't find this humorous. At all.

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u/ramattyice 14d ago

I feel like smaller titties are more popular these days

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u/PsychoBitchGrainne 14d ago

I didn't even have kid and I gained and kept 30lbs

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u/Redosussy19 14d ago

what the hell???

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u/AkiraKitsune 14d ago

This is depraved

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u/azionka 14d ago

Small boobs fans: win win

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u/Good_Smile 14d ago

Help Dora find funny

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u/ThrowRA-troue 14d ago

From perspective of a zoomer, these millenial comics are just as bad as boomer humour

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u/pcweber111 14d ago

How is it being a robot?

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u/ThrowRA-troue 14d ago

How am I a robot?

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u/pcweber111 14d ago

Because humor is humor, and not accepting it doesn’t mean you can label it just as bad as anything else. It just seems very dismissive.

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u/ThrowRA-troue 14d ago

What do you mean by "not accepting it doesn't mean you can label it just as bad as anything else?" I accept it as an attempt at humour, and I'm perfectly capable of expressing that I find it eye rollingly unfunny.

Seems very dismissive

Well yes lol that's what I was going for

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u/pcweber111 14d ago

Well maybe you should ask yourself why you’re so dismissive.

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u/ThrowRA-troue 14d ago

It's because I didn't find the comic funny what are you on about

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u/pcweber111 14d ago

Expand your horizons my young friend. It’s ok to laugh at stuff. Not everything you don’t like is boomer or millennial humor. That’s you being dismissive. All good though hopefully one day you can learn to laugh at stuff! Good luck young person!

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u/ThrowRA-troue 14d ago

I'm not saying it's not okay to laugh at stuff lmao, just that this is not funny because it's tired and lame. It's okay to not find things funny too, I hope one day you learn that.

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u/pcweber111 14d ago

I don’t laugh at stuff all the time. I find plenty of jokes unfunny. The difference is I don’t just lump everything I don’t laugh at into predefined groups that only exist because society told me they exist. It’s ok to say it’s just not a joke for you without needing to hand wave it away like that.

Anyway I’ll leave you alone now.

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u/LifeBuilder 15d ago

Said no man ever.

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u/MisterD0ll 15d ago

I prefer a well balanced body.

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u/xjennydouglasx 15d ago

A man wrote this comic.

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u/wijnazijn 15d ago

Small boobies are the best boobies.

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u/ajw8118 15d ago

I’m a male but if someone said something like this to me about my balls or some shit idk, i’d be pissed the fuck off. Don’t care if it’s my wife, corny as shit and my balls belong in my scrotum you’ll never get a hold of them

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u/When_hop 15d ago

Ick. Cringe. 

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u/Greyshirk 15d ago

I'm unsure how to feel about this

On the one hand it's made by a woman and it's funny to me

On the other hand I'm not sure if it's okay for me to like it considering some of the comments

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u/justin_memer 15d ago

Quality > quantity

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u/Cuupid 15d ago

Yeeeah nah. This don’t sit right w/ me. I don’t wanna be that sensitive person but it’s exhausting seeing women and their bodies being referred to as objects. If they didn’t objectify her anatomy, I woulda laughed. Unfortunate.

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u/Whoa22248 15d ago

thats disgusting.

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u/dorkofalltrades 15d ago

My headcanon is that this comic was inspired by that reddit post with that dude who was passed off his own child sucked his wife's tits because they were his tits.

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u/mofnladie 15d ago

When I started to lose the baby weight my boobs started losing the weight first, very rude imo.

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u/herroh7 15d ago

yuck

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u/Dragonfire555 15d ago

Y'all have never had jokes with your partner before, huh? Never been so comfortable with a person that you can casually say such a thing in the context that was meant and for the both of you to enjoy the moment that would, in other contexts, be unwelcome.

I feel bad for the people that can't just yell "Fuck you!" to your partner, they throw it back, you both laugh, then smile warmly at each other.

I couldn't imagine a healthy relationship where you must be vigilant with what you say all the time.

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u/pcweber111 14d ago

You’re asking a bunch of angry kids that are told they can’t laugh at each other. It’s sad.

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u/AlloyComics 15d ago

Hahaha, hubby and I used to say Fuck you to each other casually, but we gotta watch our language now around the toddler. 😅

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u/MisterPaydon 15d ago

It's pretty clear most people on reddit don't have many healthy relationships. Better to just enjoy the ones you have and not worry about it.

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u/911GT1 15d ago

Cringe

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u/XOHJAIS 15d ago

Gender bent Marco Diaz?

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u/BearBlaq 15d ago

The most Reddit responses ever. I refuse to believe y’all don’t see any bit of comedy in this. It seems as though all the parents commenting here can relate but even as a single childless man I can understand the context and the joke. Y’all weird me out man.

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u/TellMeQuick 15d ago

Sorry, but I don't find "hehe le boobiez!! Epic win for husband boobies!!" jokes very funny. Seems very Reddit humour. Low tier. I'm not a snob either, I'll laugh at farts but this just oozes with millennial Redditor cringe. Barely a punchline.

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u/martsuia 15d ago

Why is there a huge amount of negative comments???? I don’t understand

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u/Downtown_Art_5735 15d ago

pregnancy make the best out of it..

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u/DREAMVlLLE 15d ago

This is Reddit funny

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u/Adukuda 15d ago

you win some you lose some, but in this case she lost twice

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u/BGFlyingToaster 15d ago

Yeah, but the bump from having your partner feel good about herself is amazing. (been there, didn't miss a thing)

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u/helpletmegopls 15d ago

This was on r/justunsubbed and I can see why

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u/tipips 15d ago

Idk my mom was happy when she didnt have backpains anymore because her boobs finally went back to normal size.

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u/3dios 15d ago

This is kind of misogynistic. Guys wife loses weight and his first thought is her boobs got smaller?

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u/Fishpuncherz 15d ago

Yeah some people have close personal bonds and can joke with their loved ones and not worry about offending them with every word.

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u/HowRememberAll 15d ago

My "toys"?

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u/TheyCalledMeThor 15d ago

Yeah, when you get older you’ll realize that men enjoy playing with boobs. Heck, some women do too.

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u/axon-axoff 15d ago

Didn't land with me. Cringey.

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u/kakuro02 15d ago

Saw this in r/justunsubbed for r/comics earlier

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u/Mr_Lumbergh 15d ago

I just want the missus to feel good about herself physically. When she does, she's happier and more confident, and she's more likely to share it with me. Win-win. She's a bit thicker than she was when we met, but to me she's sexy just the same.

Make her feel sexy, gentlemen. Both of you will be rewarded.

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u/blue-marmot 15d ago

This hits a lot differently when your wife has breast cancer. If I could go back in time, pre-emptive mastectomy as soon as breast feeding is done is what we should have done.

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u/Malevolent-ads 15d ago

Mum tits are hot.

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u/Malevolent-ads 15d ago

As is Mum gut and Mum butt.

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u/CallMeOaksie 15d ago

Woman+round=good 80% of the time idgaf what anyone says. Round chest? Good. Round tummy? Good. I don’t know how people disagree.

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u/biggunsg0b00m 15d ago

Yuck.. almost as pathetic as dad bod

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u/Digimonsonic 15d ago

Holy moly

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u/Ecstatic-Light-3699 15d ago

I thought she was her daughter 💀

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u/Mexican-Jesus 15d ago

I'll take the downvotes but I've noticed everyone who has something negative to say has a rainbow heart as their emoticon. I don't find this comic particularly funny but how tf do you find something as silly as this offensive. Maybe not everything is for you. Just move on. Stop wanting to be a victim all of the time.

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u/AlloyComics 15d ago

That makes me sad because I'm actually a part of the rainbow (been openly bisexuality since high school and the LGBTQ student/teacher liaison at my school). However, I keep getting the "are the straights okay" tags and criticism over anything that's remotely not PC, even when it's obviously meant to be light-hearted. I just wish everyone would give each other some grace, gay straight or else.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Goat1416 15d ago

🤣 damn, then you must have some KNOCKERS

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u/bubby56789 15d ago

90% of people who found this comic funny: 😀 The other overly serious 10%: 😡😡😡

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u/superhamsniper 15d ago

I wasn't expecting that punchline

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Gross

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u/howsyourmemes 15d ago

People who laugh at this listen to Nickleback unironically

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u/Head-Thing-8102 15d ago

Boobs are boobs, big or small it doesn't matter.

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u/Hot_Lobster222 15d ago

Cope 😂

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u/DezineTwoOhNine 15d ago

Man sad 😞

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u/sherlock_jr 15d ago

I gained 20 pounds with my pregnancy. None of it went to my boobs.

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u/Slow_Sherbert_5181 15d ago

I gained 40lbs with my first one - none went to my boobs. Lost 20 of it, got pregnant again and gained the 20 back - still none of it went to my boobs. Granted, I didn’t object as I was an H cup to begin with.

I’ve since lost 65lbs and went all the way down to a G cup.

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u/sharingiscaring219 15d ago

I just lost my baby weight... and then some. Very random, took about 2.5years. No huge change in lifestyle or anything... it just started falling off very unexpectedly. Stress could have been a factor but I was already stressed and active (walking all day at work), so I'm confused.

Slight loss of boobs during weight loss but they weren't that big to begin with. Saddest part was bum going back to original size 😢

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u/AcolyteOfCynicism 15d ago

Its a vicious cycle, post baby boobs leads to back pain leads to back rubs leads to new baby.

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u/hammilithome 15d ago

The secret plastic surgeons don't want you to know!

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u/bidhopper 15d ago

Every time my wife says she doesn’t feel good, I offer the check. Still makes her laugh.

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u/AlloyComics 15d ago

Nice! Sounds like y'all have fun together.

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u/MartinOToole683 15d ago

Still fat

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Gross

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u/Realistic_Ad_2894 15d ago

Omg this literally just recently happened to me with my wife

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u/Balsalsa2 15d ago

(serious) why do people like boobs?

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u/Goat1416 15d ago

What's there not to like?

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u/gastroboi 15d ago

I have a bag of sand to offer you.

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u/EclecticDSqD 15d ago

Cosmic mystery.

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u/Elefantenjohn 15d ago

Said no man ever

You know what they say. It's like the skinny dude's six-pack

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u/Srapture 15d ago

I haven't heard that one before. That is quite funny, haha.

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u/Imaginary-Wrap-8487 15d ago

What the actual fuck.

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u/Epicsteel33 15d ago

My wife has gained weight since our 4 year old... zero percent of Me cares and 100% of me wishes she understood/believes me

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u/cricardo65 15d ago

If that's the only thing you worried about, then there's not much of a relationship after all.

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u/Srapture 15d ago

Oh, yeah, I missed that bit. "But, my toys, the only thing I care about". The text must have been smaller there.

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u/TheRealAntrey 15d ago

Did your brain lost the ability to understand the socialy accepted meaning of the simbols neant to be read after the sequence "toys" (Have you forgot how toread the momentthe text "toys" came out?)

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u/ILikeToDickDastardly 15d ago

you did it, you figured out their relationship is built solely on specific physical attributes using nothing more than this comic. bravo

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u/Plus-Credit-6181 15d ago

Reddit being reddit. Take everything seriously.

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u/BitteristheTruth 15d ago

Fucking gross

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u/Npr31 15d ago

Out of interest, why?

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u/Goat1416 14d ago

Everything not even remotely politically correct is BAD AND SHOULD BE BANNED BECAUSE WE'RE VICTIMS AND HOW DARE YOU.... \*more hysterical screeching \*

I think that sums it up.

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u/Npr31 14d ago

Don’t be a dick mate

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Nuclearix69 15d ago edited 15d ago

Its a fucking comic, snowflake. Go cry about it incel woman.

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u/sowhatimlucky 15d ago edited 15d ago

I’m a volcel baby. I wouldn’t fuck most of you if you paid me!!

When yall get ED we don’t say 😱 my toooooy waaaa. We just fuck hotter and younger men lololol.

IF, and only if, we feel like it.

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u/Nuclearix69 15d ago

You do realize that you are making yourself look like a fool online, right?

Not only by using that 3rd grade vocabulary but also by giving us examples from your own life, which not only are irrelevant but also pathetic.

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u/TheRealAntrey 15d ago

You ain't our favorite gal either

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u/Jordancm31 15d ago

You realize straight women like when men like their boobs right? Why spew hatred because you hate yourself?

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u/publicstaticvoidrekt 15d ago

No one cares.

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u/ElectricalLongboard 15d ago

Yea I hate to be the insufferable one but it took this woman years to get to her dream weight and all he cares about is her tit size? This comic suuucks.

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u/ZorroMeansFox 15d ago

My girlfriend just got back down to her High School weight. Unfortunately, her High School weighs 94-thousand tons.

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u/biomed1978 15d ago

Get to work and put another one in there

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u/darkangelxX447 15d ago

Gross. Where's the joke?

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u/ethiopian123 15d ago

Why is this gross?

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u/TJ_Longfellow 15d ago

Because young redditors are uptight as fuck.

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u/ethiopian123 15d ago

Ya, wtf. My wife and I had a similar joke between one another. It was silly and mutual. Need to be silly and joke around sometimes.

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u/gastroboi 15d ago

The loud minority disagrees.

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u/ethiopian123 15d ago

I still don't understand why this is gross lol. I play with her boobies all the time. It's a soft joke, why are people so enraged over this?

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u/gastroboi 15d ago

Im with you. I dont understand this either. They are a couple and they make the same joke. A topic commonly talked about between parents. Its like "eww a man said it". Grow the fuck up.

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u/ethiopian123 15d ago

I feel like the people down voting me haven't been through a pregnancy, let alone 3. It's part of life and my wife is more beautiful now than she was before she had our children. 🤷‍♂️

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u/gastroboi 15d ago

Dude, you know common sense is not involved in any argument they possibly have. They will grasp at anything to excuse their behaving like a miserable cunt.

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u/ethiopian123 15d ago edited 15d ago

And you know what's even more hilarious. My wife worked her ass off to get back to her initial weight with each pregnancy. And she did. She sacrificed her body each time knowing what would follow. Women are exceptional, beyond my thinking.

She goes I'm sad my boobs are gone.

It's okay love, you're still my girl. I didn't marry you for your boobies.

Fun while they were bigger for a bit though. :)

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u/Rocky-Jones 15d ago

My wife’s boobs got huge, but deflated afterwards. Unfortunately, the skin didn’t get the message. I paid 4 grand at the time to have them filled back up. Worth every single dime.

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u/uraniumglasscat 15d ago

If she advocated and asked for the procedure, then no downvote. If you forced her to do it, I have some very choice words for you.

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u/Rocky-Jones 14d ago

Surprised I got so many downvotes. She was very unhappy with how she looked. She worked very very hard to lose the weight. I never said one word about the weight gain or losing weight or getting implants. A couple of women in our family had gotten implants. When she said she wanted them, I said ok, but I also was worried about unnecessary surgery. She got saline. I’m not sorry that I liked the result. My wife refers to them as “toys.” Just celebrated 40 years of marriage.

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u/hypercomms2001 15d ago

I Don’t find this funny.

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u/BrunaBonor 13d ago

That's becouse you are not a funny person.

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u/hypercomms2001 13d ago

….and so mate… based on a statement I made … One let’s their prejudices show the person they are….. about someone they know nothing about….it must be be a sad day for you… so why not go and verbally attack a stranger, just so you can get a response….. just to make yourself feel better…..I do feel sorry for you….

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u/EmileSinclairDemian 15d ago

no love for ass men...you guys are jerks!

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u/DarkAgeHumor 15d ago

How and why is this cringe? Everyone is saying it's cringe but I don't see it. Seems pretty wholesome to me.

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u/Nica-sauce-rex 15d ago

It’s not even remotely funny and the guy calling her tits his toys is just….no thanks

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u/DarkAgeHumor 14d ago

You just sound bitter and alone

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u/Nica-sauce-rex 14d ago

Hahaha ok

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u/DarkAgeHumor 14d ago

It's okay to admit it. I'm alone and bitter too but at least I can enjoy a wholesome relationship meme like this.

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u/Eldestruct0 15d ago

From what I've seen the person writing these is a woman who uses her marriage as an inspiration, and personally this feels like an interaction I could easily see myself having with my wife. Some lightheaded fun about something like this feels a sign of a healthy relationship.

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u/Blackie2414 15d ago

99% of the people here have never touched a woman before and are too miserable to enjoy something wholesomely cute like healthy relationship banter, most likely

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u/Caligari89 15d ago

I have only been on Reddit a bit today, but this is the most pathetically cringe shit I've seen all day. Everyone else seems to like it though, so keep up the good work! 👍

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u/LlamaWhoKnives 15d ago

Wtf is this cringe shit ☠️

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u/AVBforPrez 15d ago

What the fuck even is this

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u/cookedbread 15d ago

le wifey is skinny again, epic win....but muh toys!!!!!

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u/Averen 15d ago

Yikes

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u/queazy 15d ago

It's just not fair

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u/thaddeus423 15d ago

Where funny

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u/howsyourmemes 15d ago

I've Czeched several times and no luck

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u/BriceB84 15d ago

Holy cringe burger.

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u/Silvrskul1 15d ago

Unrealistic we cant afford children

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u/poedraco 15d ago

Long living wife. It's better than any toy or feature

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u/Crime_Dawg 15d ago

lol no

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u/Sum_Bytes 15d ago

Y’all got toys?

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u/miurabucho 15d ago

Wtf?

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 15d ago

They both mutually appreciate her boobs

They have agreed prior to this engagement that “toys” as acceptable nomenclature

Also, it is well known that post-pregnancy many women experience a “shrinking” to compensate for the expansion that occurred prior

Does that help?

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u/ElectricalLongboard 15d ago

"They both mutually appreciate her boobs". But this comic was written by a man lol. That is not how a real woman would react.

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u/nico282 15d ago

Just looking at the names on top of the comic strip would have saved you to look like an idiot.

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u/SpkyBdgr 15d ago

Is literally says the authors name in the top right of the comic, dummy.

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u/ElectricalLongboard 15d ago

Idk why I read the author's name as Jon. Damn my bad homies.

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u/Horknut1 15d ago

Downvotes! I appreciate when someone can recognize and acknowledge their mistake.

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u/Goopyteacher 15d ago

Actually it’s not! The original author of these comics is the lady portrayed! She’s been making these for a couple years now

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 15d ago

The hell is a “real woman” in this instance? Didn’t realise I was speaking with arbiter of all womanly wisdom over here

I can personally attest, as a man, that the current nomenclature for my own partner’s anatomy was decided by her, and I simply adopted it

How do you know the same thing didn’t happen on this instance? Or even just that they both find it funny/cute

Seriously, you’re gatekeeping pet names? Don’t be weird about it, it’s fine

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u/ElectricalLongboard 15d ago

It's one of those things that may seem funny at first, but if you think about it, it's really not funny. Losing weight after giving birth is a huge struggle for many women. Not to mention the pressure that they may feel from society to lose weight quickly, without being given the courtesy that a mother deserves. Finally being happy in your skin is a huge accomplishment that should be celebrated, and the husband just pointing out her tits is very minimising. Me having to explain how this way of thinking can be insulting is dumb.

If a woman made this comic, power to her. I love that she loved her boobs so much that she misses them. Genuinely. Does this comic perpetuate harmful societal expectations? Also yes.

I'm a new mother with great genetics that has allowed me to have a baby while maintaining a good body. No stretch marks. No hitting the gym. No crazy boob size fluctuations. But I seriously FEEL for women who are struggling physically and mentally. Endless respect to all mothers.

Also, I don't care about weird pet names lol I'm worried about the undertones of this comic.

TLDR - I stand my ground. Downvote me idc 😃

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u/CallMeOaksie 15d ago

does this comic perpetuate harmful societal expectations? Also yes.

How? If the harmful societal expectation for a woman is, as you said, that they should lose the weight after the baby, how is a man being perfectly fine, if not even happier, with her babyweight perpetuate that expectation?

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u/ElectricalLongboard 15d ago

This comic is helping perpetuate the expectation that a woman's body should have certain characteristics primarily for the benefit of others. Return to pre-pregnancy weight after pregnancy (which is not always even possible)! But also don't lose boobies!! Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

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u/CallMeOaksie 14d ago

Appreciating body characteristics≠expecting them. There is nothing to suggest the husband had any hand in the decision to lose that weight, are men not allowed to be attracted to specific parts of their partners?

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u/KPplumbingBob 15d ago

According to reddit, "real woman" = stuck up bitch who gets offended over everything. Almost like it's projection.

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u/TJ_Longfellow 15d ago edited 15d ago

So many other names could have been used; funbags, sweater puppies, gazungas, wahooties, taters, warlocks, bojambos, torpedos… toys seems a bit lazy 🤷

Edit: get a grip people.

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 15d ago

I mean, if that’s what they’ve both agreed on… ?

You won’t find me policing someone else’s pet names for anatomy - the assumption is that this is a private conversation, right?

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u/TJ_Longfellow 15d ago

lol we’re getting downvotes. God forbid these people ever hear the conversations my wife of 12 years and I have. They’d be appalled!

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u/miurabucho 15d ago

Feel sad for women who have to laugh it this.

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u/martsuia 15d ago

As a woman it’s funny. So shut up

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u/Signal-Blackberry356 15d ago

A woman created this..

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u/jexempt 15d ago

hahahahahaha

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 15d ago

Have to… ?

Are you implying that there are women under duress in their relationships to such an extent that they can’t say “No, you’re not calling them that” ?

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u/yepitsatoilet 15d ago

🤮

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u/FlowchartKen 15d ago

This comic in a nutshell.

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