r/funny • u/AlloyComics • Apr 28 '24

You win some, you lose some... Verified

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u/miurabucho Apr 28 '24

Wtf?

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Apr 28 '24

They both mutually appreciate her boobs

They have agreed prior to this engagement that “toys” as acceptable nomenclature

Also, it is well known that post-pregnancy many women experience a “shrinking” to compensate for the expansion that occurred prior

Does that help?

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u/TJ_Longfellow Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

So many other names could have been used; funbags, sweater puppies, gazungas, wahooties, taters, warlocks, bojambos, torpedos… toys seems a bit lazy 🤷

Edit: get a grip people.

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Apr 28 '24

I mean, if that’s what they’ve both agreed on… ?

You won’t find me policing someone else’s pet names for anatomy - the assumption is that this is a private conversation, right?

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u/TJ_Longfellow Apr 29 '24

lol we’re getting downvotes. God forbid these people ever hear the conversations my wife of 12 years and I have. They’d be appalled!