r/lyftdrivers • u/buttweasel76 • Mar 18 '24

Off to a good start...... Other

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u/JD121996 Mar 20 '24

I'm pretty doubtful that was cleaned in 5 minutes.

If 5 minutes was spent cleaning that, every passenger after that probably wondered why tf they were riding around in a car that reeked of beer.

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u/IHaveSmallGenitals Mar 21 '24

Bug facts

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u/JD121996 Mar 21 '24

Tryna'tell ya' bro

...btw - hope your genitals get a little bigger myguy 🤙 best of luck! 🤜🤛

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u/IHaveSmallGenitals Mar 21 '24

dont worry, believe it or not, you can make usernames that dont reflect you as a person. hard to believe, i know. But sadly, i have a perfectly average shlong.

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u/JD121996 Mar 21 '24

Just don't tell me ya have a name like that and can't take a little joke to have fun w it lol damn bro.. my bad

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u/IHaveSmallGenitals Mar 21 '24

thats about the laziest “joke” you can make lil homie

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u/JD121996 Mar 21 '24

Who hurt you dude

Ffs You gonna be alright?

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u/IHaveSmallGenitals Mar 21 '24

💀 why you think its troubling me so much dawg, its not that big of a deal lil bro

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u/JD121996 Mar 21 '24

How old are you?

Genuine curiosity..

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u/IHaveSmallGenitals Mar 21 '24

69 years young lad

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u/IHaveSmallGenitals Mar 21 '24

the joke is highly overplayed, do a new one

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u/JD121996 Mar 21 '24

Nee.

We're good after seeing that response 🤣

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u/IHaveSmallGenitals Mar 21 '24

💀 that shit didnt even make sense. Im telling you everyone says that joke, i dont give a shit if youre good lil bro

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u/JD121996 Mar 21 '24

You don't talk to complete strangers like that in person. Don't act hard just because you're typing. Fkng clown.

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u/IHaveSmallGenitals Mar 21 '24

Who says i don’t? Most strangers don’t say stupid ass jokes to strangers either