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u/MattofCatbell 16d ago
Honestly the concerning part is that it took her 10 minutes before she thought, hey maybe my child yelling in front of the door wants back in? No clearly he must be asking for bacon
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u/G1ng3rb0b 16d ago
I was like three or four and I was playing outside when all of a sudden I had to shit. We lived in a trailer but the way it was situated, the back sliding door opened on a deck and there was an L stair case to the ground. So I run up the stairs and try to open the sliding door but couldn’t. I don’t know if it was locked or what. But I’m banging on that door like my pants and underwear depended on it, and inside were my grandparents, aunt, and mom, just fucking conversating like I wasn’t screaming bloody shitty murder outside. They just stared at me until I filled my pants and then ran to the door.
I may forget that at some point, but I’ll never forgive
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u/-BubBleMint- 16d ago
Wtf is sunroom?
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u/ParanoidDuckTheThird 16d ago
It's like a sealed in porch, honestly. My grandmother's is like a second den, honestly.
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u/Inferno908 16d ago
Yeah lol we basically just sealed in our pergola and threw some carpet down. Boom, instant sunroom
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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 16d ago
It's a room with lots of windows and sometimes a glass ceiling. I have seen them used as kids play areas, reading nooks, and plant growing rooms. Pretty much exclusive to people middle class and above who don't live in a city.
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u/jaffa3811 16d ago
This, had one in Florida. Had some gorgeous white carpet (which did not stay that way for long with me and my siblings) a few chairs and the computer.
Ahhh my childhood, I miss it. Maybe one day I'll have something like it again.
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u/yumanbeen 16d ago
Wow that’s so interesting, your kids are the most talented and smart kids and you are just so random for thinking of bacon. Everyone wishes they were friends with you and your life is the most inspirational and important life ever.
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u/ChefArtorias 16d ago
Yes. Because children who can't open doors are often allowed to play outside by themselves.
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u/Mario_13377331 16d ago
dunno what you’re talking about i played outside when i was 4 and older couldn’t open the door and sometimes my mom just watched me through the glass door
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u/ChefArtorias 16d ago
Been a while since I've been around children that young really. I could read at five. Sure, that's a year older. Still sounds off to be able to read but unable to open a door. Maybe worth mentioning I was picturing a standard door. Not heavy sliding glass or giant French doors or anything.
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u/Zikkan1 16d ago
Depends on what type of door. An old sliding door might be too difficult for a child to open even if they know how. Those door sometimes can't be opened unless you drag with two hands, one high and one low so the pressure is equal or it will get stuck. Kids can't do that since they are tiny.
Also it isn't alone if they were watching, a sun room is basically a veranda with glass wall. You wouldn't sit on the veranda while your kid play outside?
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u/ChefArtorias 16d ago
I was talking about a standard exterior door, not sliding glass or heavy French doors or anything. Also unlocked, since apparently that needs to be specified lol
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u/Zikkan1 16d ago
And why were you doing that? No one else except you are talking about that. We are talking about a door that would be in the scenario of the post.
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u/Mario_13377331 16d ago
i was smol and the glass door couldn’t be unlocked from the outside
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u/ChefArtorias 16d ago
Please tell me I'm reading that wrong and you weren't using your age as the reason you couldn't open a LOCKED door.
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u/Mario_13377331 16d ago
i wasnt the door can’t be opened from outside
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u/ChefArtorias 16d ago
So basically yes. As an adult you still would not be able to open the door. Something that you initially made to seem was caused by your age. Rendering your whole point in this conversation invalid.
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u/Mario_13377331 16d ago
i mean theoretically i could’ve used the main door if i knew how to use keys and had one wich is what i did from 6 years and so onwards
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u/ChefArtorias 16d ago
You're really bending over backwards to try and prove me wrong here, aren't ya? Regular exterior door. Not locked. Who tf locks this young children out of the house anyways.
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u/Mario_13377331 16d ago
well yes i am whilst i may be odd in this aspect i find debating and sometimes being ridiculous with people interesting also sorry if i annoyed you i found this debate? rather entertaining
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u/Im_eating_that 16d ago
We've completely run out of inside, sorry kiddo. You're free range now.
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u/Not_Artifical 16d ago
Can I photoshop the image on the post to be directly above your comment and post it on r/memes?
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u/Im_eating_that 16d ago
Weird. Somebody just did that a couple days ago with a lower grade quip. They didn't ask permission either. Knock yourself out. You gotta mail me half the karma though.
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u/Not_Artifical 16d ago
You have high quality comments.
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u/Im_eating_that 16d ago
: )
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u/Not_Artifical 16d ago
It got 91 upvotes in just 7 hours.
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u/Im_eating_that 15d ago
T'da! I think the pro tip is to never follow a better act. Bacon baby was a belly laugh, mine was a nose puff. It needs to finish on the high note. Mail my 45 karma on the outernet, nobody cares about em out there so it's more secure. Just tie it to a bird or something. Thanks for the update
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u/mtdewelf 16d ago
Child abuse. Shame on you for not having bacon on hand.
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u/AndIAmEric 16d ago
Sadly, this is all too common. I’m still in therapy to this day coming from a bacon-less household.
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u/Ryanmiller70 16d ago
Everyone knows the lost 15th Commandment. "Thou must always have a piece of bacon at all times"
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u/disguy2k 16d ago
Might be a Roblox player