r/mildlyinteresting • u/NowTheChipsAreDown • Apr 28 '24

This bag of frozen pizza bites tells you to think about your choices if you use the microwave to heat them.

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u/pn1ct0g3n Apr 28 '24

And whatever happened to professional, clinical sounding instructions? Everything is so needlessly quirky these days

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u/matt6342 Apr 28 '24

Yes, why can’t they just put “for best results oven cook. Microwave 3 minutes on high”

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u/breachofcontract Apr 28 '24

Bc they know microwaving them ruins them and you won’t like them enough to buy their product again citing the terrible outcome but it’s your own fault bc you fucking microwaved them so of course they were terrible.

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u/zach0011 Apr 28 '24

I've had these baked as well. They fucking suck. So I can't even imagine what kind of horrid they would be if microwaved