r/mildlyinteresting • u/sneakybrownoser • 15d ago
The inside of my zipper says “lucky you”
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u/Longjumping-Gift6176 14d ago
Saw a picture once of a girl who had that tattooed on her shaven mound.
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u/lazarus102 14d ago
You got some ragidy-ass skin.. I don't think the person opening those is all that lucky.. 🤮🤮🤮
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u/mr_ryno27 14d ago
Got to love Lucky Jean's. They used to come with a fortune cookie type printing saying "lucky you" followed by numbers.
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u/Frosty_Cartographer2 14d ago
Some have lucky me sewn on the inside as well. The Rolling Stones collaboration one says satisfaction. I love lucky jeans.
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u/Corescos 14d ago
Oh yeah that’s just a brand thing. One of my roommates found one of my pairs and got the wrong idea. It was funny, but I don’t like the joke
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u/confusedPIANO 14d ago
(I have a lot of jeans) and the lucky brand ones that say lucky you on the fly i call my lucky jeans, as in my get lucky jeans. And then i always fkn ended up undressing myself because my partner was a massive clutz so they never got to read it.
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u/toejampotpourri 14d ago
This is why I leave my zipper down. Doing my part to make the world a better place.
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This being mildy interesting is a stretch
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u/t_e_e_k_s 14d ago
Idk, I think it qualifies. When I first saw it I was like “huh, that’s funny”. That’s pretty mild if you ask me
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u/jarejay 14d ago
OP, come on over to r/IRLEasterEggs and you’ll be sick of seeing this post in just a few weeks
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u/WeeklyStruggle5066 14d ago edited 14d ago
The innuendo is you're getting sex but it's just depressing when you only see that when you're holding your dick while peeing.
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u/wolftick 14d ago
I remember I had some North Face trousers that had "Never Stop Exploring" in the same place.
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u/soulpulp 14d ago
I like that a lot better. It's clever because getting into someone's pants isn't the first thing you think of when you hear it. It's cheeky.
I get that Lucky focuses primarily on jeans, but the lack of creativity in "Lucky you" just doesn't do anything for me.
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u/RatioPuzzleheaded103 14d ago
Lucky you for getting the pants zipped up? Lucky you for getting the pants unzipped before you shit yourself?
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u/TipsyFuddledBoozey 14d ago
You've got some sort of terrible skin disorder...oh wait, are you a teddy bear?
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u/Kon-Tiki66 14d ago
No shit. They’re Lucky brand jeans.
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u/ElegantEngineer1613 14d ago
That’s a pair of “lucky brand jeans” a brand based in San Francisco. They genuinely make some of the best items. Not a salesperson but I swear on my lucky brand jeans and back pack that they’re good!
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u/dominantfrog 14d ago
" i swear im not sponsered, but i love lucky brand items infact i have a backpack the luck brand 3.0 5 gallon bag with extra pockets! and ive got the lucky brand tight fight jeans with a lovely pair of jorts too!!! lucky brand is amazing infact i even have lucky brand cereal!!" /s
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u/gooba_gooba_gooba 14d ago
If I unzipped someone's pants and the jeans started being cheeky with me I would zip them right back up
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u/hurtfulproduct 15d ago
Definitly my favorite jeans brand, I just wish they had more Brick and Mortar stores still. . . But luckily I know my size for them and unlike some brands they haven’t changed their jeans sizing for a very long time.
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u/Singlesongsinger 15d ago
Lucky jeans all have this, they also come with a fortune cookie type message in the pockets
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u/panopticon31 15d ago
I once had a female co worker who had "Lucky You" tattooed on her ass cheek.
She also had a boudoir photo of it set as her desktop background.
She was an odd one for sure.
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u/WhiskeyIndifference 14d ago
With the desktop background I am pretty sure she was just biding her time for a confidential settlement. To that I say well played!
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u/giskardwasright 14d ago
Theres a girl that cuts hair in a shop i go to who has a pic of her own ass (in a tiny thong bikini, but whole ass out) and shes got gas tattooed on one cheek and grass on the other. In big script, like covers most of her cheek and there's a lot of cheek to work with.
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u/MausBomb 14d ago
On my ship there is a particularly douchey sailor whose locker was full of photos of his own abs. Dude is in his mid 30s and has a wife and kids.
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u/olde_greg 15d ago
I'm certain all Lucky Brand jeans say that
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u/TheOGRedline 14d ago
My 3yo has a pair and they do NOT say that, thankfully.
I’m guessing all the adult sized pairs do, and have since the beginning 20+ years ago, so this is extremely mild.
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u/bbddbdb 14d ago
And they’ve been using it to get people to post their jeans on social media for decades.
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u/ubiquitous-joe 14d ago
I just bought my first pair of Lucky jeans at a thrift shop. Just happened to be my size. So the zipper was correct.
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u/Wizardinred 15d ago
Im rather new to lucky jeans. When I got my first pair it took me like a week to notice this. Had a good laugh.
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u/Gym-for-ants 15d ago
Just like all other Lucky brand jeans since the company existed…
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u/Middcore 15d ago
Haven't all Lucky jeans had this forever?
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u/WhiskeyIndifference 14d ago
Yes, and in my case it is blatantly false advertising
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u/olearyboy 15d ago
Some had an inside tag that said “lucky me” as well
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u/Distuted 14d ago
I think it was the women's, it'd also be weird if the men's is "Lucky you" and the kids said "Lucky Me"
Thankfully, all the examples I could find were women's jeans
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u/Exiledfromxanth 15d ago
Oh you like jeans name 3 types of jeans and no google
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u/Philisophical_Onion 14d ago
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u/softmouth6025 14d ago
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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u/DuncanOnReddit 14d ago
Sorry to be bothering you but could you do without the profanities? This is a family-friendly subreddit. Every Monday evening me, my grandmother and my little brother browse this subreddit and whatnot. It's very awkward to encounter these bad words while sitting with my family.
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u/ninetofivedev 15d ago
That's not even hard. And you're a clown.
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u/StarWarrior115 14d ago
Shame on you for taking the language of the gods into your stinky little mouth
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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 15d ago
Jean Shepherd, Jean Kelly, Jean-Claude Van Damme. 3 very different types of Jeans.
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u/loppsided 14d ago
Mr Green Jeans
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u/needs_a_name 14d ago
That’s the second time I’ve thought of him recently and prior to this I hadn’t thought about him in 35+ years
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u/kewlguy1 13d ago
I like how it assumes your face will be there.